Don’t knock her. I’ve never seen a 5’5 plain Jane on the cover of Vogue, have you?
Well no, but she was out in public like I understand for things like that. But is it necessary to wear them everywhere?
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Don’t knock her. I’ve never seen a 5’5 plain Jane on the cover of Vogue, have you?
Well no, but she was out in public like I understand for things like that. But is it necessary to wear them everywhere?
You were judging somebody for wearing what essentially sounds like stilettos?
But she was already tall and then she was wearing heels that had to have made her over 6 foot so can you blame me?
I ran into the girl with the seven inch heels and I swear she was about to kill me. I think she knows that I was judging her.
You’re creating a blog just to talk about me? Pretty creepy of you.
Yeah, they’re cool, but the ones with 7 inch heels… Not so much.
Anyway, how are you?
I know like just no.
I'm good, and you?
Both, you’re just all round crap. Kidding.
Thirty feet? That’s quite a way, I hope you have good walking shoes on then because I’m not really up for walking thirty feet.
I'm starting a blog, and I'm going to blog about how lazy, and mean, and what crappy eyebrows you have.
If I weren’t a model I’d say that high heels are fucking stupid. But you know, I can’t really say that. People who don’t know how to walk on them and still do should reconsider their life choices, though.
I can't even hate heels, they're like essential in life. But I couldn't agree more, really though. Why wear them if you can't even walk.
Maybe, but you should really practice what you preach.
Are you insulting my eyebrows, or my lying skills is the new question here.
If you're insulting my eyebrows we can't talk anymore and you're not allowed within 30 feet of me.
Well, if they’re models they have. I mean they train us a lot.
But like what if they weren't, I'd seriously be amazed because who could even handle that.
Maybe they’ve just practiced a lot?
I would hope, I mean that's like really dangerous.
You should have tripped her up.
I wanted to but I was afraid I'd be stabbed with the heel of her shoe.
I can’t afford tweezers and shit, that’s disrespectful.
That's why there's people who do them for you, idiot. I mean geez and lying is bad. I hope you know that.
But seriously! You can't even just like fix them? It's not that hard.
That’s a yes. What have I done now?
Hang on let me think of a reason to be mad at you, gimmie a second.
Your eyebrows are off. I'm mad at you because you can't keep them tamed.
Still, where did you see that girl? Just walking around, or?
Yea, I was walking down the road and she was just there. It looked like she was just completely cool like it was normal for her.
Do you know what’s really creepy? When people overuse your name too much. Is there a reason for this, Bambi?
Pft, of course not, Jace.
He’s a bit weird, I wouldn’t want to get my shoe covered in alien goo.
Alien goo would be gross. I'm rethinking my thoughts now.
Don’t be heighist.
Oh hey, Jace. How's it goin, Jace. How's life been, Jace.