[buzzfeed]

[bidoof]

look if movies being like 2.5 hours long is just gonna be the norm from now on then we gotta bring back intermissions. please let me piss.

[hand]

it WAS for him

[catwithbenefits]

[knotctopus]

This also happened in Santiago de Chile. The dog thought everyone was there to see him.

[apolkadotnerd]

In honor of me rejecting a boy today, here is my mom turning down a marriage proposal from a Fuckboy in the early 90s on national television. Enjoy.

[blushnhoney]

I’m the dude continuously playing the guitar

[so-meticulous]

an icon

[linusquotes]

[nopoker-deactivated20191226]

[saiasus]

[onlytwitterpics]

[foxboros]

[affectionsuggestions]

concept: you in bed with me and your hand is in my hair and your lips on my forehead, we are comfortable.

[bloomflowersbloom]

[inzika]

sometimes when i go for a walk i look at the sky and realize that i really love earth & nature like i just get this really nice feel. i love it

[beckett-byrne]

[optimysticals]

Quality content.

[thegrossinger]

This is wonderful news.

[lucyaudley]

The 70s were a magical time

[propertyofseverustsnape]

God bless the 70s and its devil may care pink shorts

[celestialfinns-deactivated20260]

The gay energy emanating from this is off the fucking charts

[ciefable]

really appreciate that they included all the m&m’s turn-ons on their character profile pages

[elytrid]

Holy shit this is a real page. It asks you for you birth date.

[shoeshoe]

How could you post her but not the others.

[therapsid]

well THAT sure is presumptuous 

[caden]

sorry but it is PAINFULLY obvious that the guy who wrote these just desperately wanted to fuck m&ms

[tonyrackstonx-deactivated202110]

Y'all better be drinking water.

[bob-belcher]

Trying win an argument on social media.

[c-bassmeow]

How millenials killed the hand job and embraced the rim job