Back Here Again

20s, American (unfortunately), burnout former gifted kid

[iliothermia]

Got a new dance song cover cd recently.. This Daft Punk cover is killing me. Sounds like a bug dying inside a tin can.

[genericpuff]

Just a full offense reminder that I don't tolerate fence-sitting for childhood nostalgia over a certain wizard franchise here. Not when real lives are on the line. If autistic people who once had hyperfixations on these books and movies can drop it in support of human rights, you have no excuse.

Original post by Sophie Labelle

[shubbabang]

its not funny but i do think about it a lot

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

This made me think about this panel from Calvin and Hobbes:

But unlike the adult in this strip, Calvin’s dad actually APOLOGIZED for yelling at him when he saw how guilty his kid was:

[a-little-ray-of-fantasy]

SO SCARY!!!

[acidgirl]

this line delivery has lived in my head for 10 years

[acidgirl]

Just One Guy, Just One Spider-Man… -OR Woman?!? We don’t Know; ….forsure.

[crplpunkklavier]

we bought a shirt at a thrift store that says "best mom in louisiana" for some reason (as a reminder we are in midwest germany) and now my spouse keeps walking around the house wearing it and saying shit like "WHO STANDS BEFORE THE GREATEST MOM OF LOUISIANA?"

[brokenmercy]

A leaf? For me?

[rottencore]

This post keeps making me cry laughingg

[wolf-aid]

Israel is now using Napalm-filled missiles in Gaza - a gel that sticks to bodies and burns at extreme temperatures. Don't look It's scary

Nothing signifies a "ceasefire" like missiles that release toxic and incendiary gases. I think "ceasefire" means something different there than here... What pigs! They saw it was too hot and the temperature was too high, So they’re bombing us with rockets that secreted spontaneous gases. Damn

[wolf-aid]

Unfortunately, I was near the bombing site. I went to see what had happened, and I wish I hadn't. Please, my friend, my father is suffering greatly and won't be able to live without treatment. He can't bear the pain if we don't help him. He had surgery yesterday and is in the hospital. I was with him, but I couldn't sleep because I was sitting on the floor without a mattress. Please, we are suffering terribly... Don't ignore me. Please donate. If you read my words, please don't ignore me and help me, even just this once, please.

[wolf-aid]

Guys I am so scared for my father his health is so difficult please help me and don't ignore me we really need your help so much please if you see this post you will share donate and help me please I'm crying from this tired life Please help me I'm really struggling. Please don't ignore me and go You're my only hope, please donate this. We only need 300 euros to get to. 17000. Please donate and don't forget us

[afro-elf]

please donate, we need to help ibrahim and his father, any amount will do

[wolfer-aid]

Please, I will not forgive anyone who reads this and does nothing—doesn't share the post, doesn't donate. And if anything happens, remember that I begged and pleaded with you time and time again. So please, we still have hope today. Please share this post and donate now, please.

[website-com]

you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling

[punkitt-is-here]

i love that sakurai on two separate occasions has been like "what the fuck are those? i dont know. no one knows. they simply are"

[destructionfanq]

we all know that beinq introduced as "???" with a black silhouette as sprite feels qood as fuck BUT. you must imaqine beinq introduced as "!?"

[pepurika]

Tiger, Tiger - eisnernews

A young noble lady steals her brother's identity and his ship to find love and adventure, and to write a book about the fascinating life cyc

Here's my shitty edit, BUT AA AA??+? AAHHH!! im gonna faint

[pepurika]

guys.... Look at it...

[idkimdepressed]

Congrats!

[segamascott]

[otatma]

op turned off reblogs so it's mine now

anyways LET'S FUCKING GO i've been saying for years that we should prosecute these miserable fuckers like they did assault and battery

I have to wear yellow or glare coated glasses to drive at night without getting screaming headaches

I can't see SHIT when they're closer than twenty or thirty feet and if you don't understand how bad of a hazard that is you can get the fuck out of my face

[bedupolker]

politicians will name their proposals "the act to defend freedom and justice by the honesty coalition of friendship" and the contents will be a comprehensive plan on how the state should spike the tap water with giardia and start guillotining elderly golden retrievers in public

[filmnoirsbian]

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

[filmnoirsbian]

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

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