bazinga

they/them, 25, back on tumble and ready to rumble agender gamer i guess and chronically ill and disabled u can call me surv for short talk to me about the plants native to you id love to learn about them

[lakemojave]

I just lost my job

[lakemojave]

paypal.me/lakemojave

Any support y'all can give while i look for new work and get back on me feet would be appreciated

[folly-of-alexandria]

Please help my friend

She works hard and deserves good things.

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

The President of the United States of America, everybody

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

Nothing bad can happen.

It can only good happen.

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

#thoughtthis was a poem at first and was trying to figure out what it meant

It's actually there's not an alternative to that and as you know, other of the medicines are absolutely proven bad.

[00000066]

[hellallamerican]

a ton of people have unexpectedly followed me over the last 2 days so here is my rent-lowering gunshot:

the american south is the most racially diverse and poorest region of the united states, and any political sentiment that treats the south is stupid or expendable is inherently racist and classist. a lot of y'all are racist and classist. the south is also the heart of american culture. argue with a wall. you cannot deny that everybody in the entire world does not emulate artists from atlanta. there is vested interest in keeping the south poor and uneducated BECAUSE this is the most racially diverse region in this country. if you actually give a fuck about progress, you would fight for the south, not mock us.

[shoujopowerscaling]

toxic yuri this toxic yuri that. and just when you think it couldnt get any crazier they break out the spinning piano

[headspace-hotel]

[headspace-hotel]

Pro-stump memes for your wildlife and nature-friendly gardening needs

[coffeenonsense]

apparently the director of the no fucking til marriage movie is like "it's not the sex purge movie, that's not what it's about" but my guy I'm sorry you made the sex purge movie. that's what you did. like describe it however you want but conceptually the film is about a nation wide sex fest on the one day a year fucking is permitted by the state, that's a sex purge. the film can be about a wholesome romance happening during the sex purge but it is definitely the sex purge.

[coffeenonsense]

Wait ok so vanity fair just came out with an article describing the rules of the sex purge & apparently it's enforced bc the us government literally chipped its citizens like dogs with biomoniters that glow green when you're allowed to fuck. what in the conservative vanilla hell 😂😂😂

also apparently queer people in this universe just said "no thanks" when it came to this ban which is kind of based actually:

[squeakitties]

[necromosss]

As the person who got their R keyboard broken and the world mocked me for being forced to use the uwu language as replacement

My condolences

[commodore-64]

put that back

[the-davest-of-uncles]

National Lampoon, October 1985

[iamheavymeta-lll]

[vanillish-deactivated20211102]

[riannafinch]

somebody put this in a time capsule because it is so important that future generations see this

[apjvff]

some healthy eating tips i learned throughout the years:

hot tea: “sooth” the stomach

salad: “absorb” the oil from your intetine

tomato: “sour” so good for your health

coca cola: “release” MSG from your body

[belostomatidaekisser]

[fyrnacx]

i’m a big fan of big walk

[aukkenopsia]

been playing this big walk game with some friends

[unclefather]

you ever notice how covid cases have spiked since the cock destroyers split up? can’t be a coincidence 

[dangerousturkey]

since the what

[unclefather]

come here and sit down right now

[dangerousturkey]

Oh i’ve seen this before witch you wont get me

[daftpatience]

i dont know why cream cheese makes such faces

[kosmogrl]