count swagula

tom, massachusetts, it/its. 30s.

[limulid-labs]

Frolicking Woodfire Cup (2024)

(For Sale)

[linndrum]

“In my youth,” reminisced the old man, scratching his beard thoughtfully, “I was quite the quirked up white boy. No one in the village could best me at busting it down sexual style.”

“And were you goated, sir?” the young boy queried.

“My dear boy, I most certainly was!” The old man chuckled, a merry twinkle in his eye. “With the sauce, I daresay.”

[latenightgasstationwalk]

Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot

[prowl-autism-extraordinaire]

[newyorkkiss]

[newyorkkiss]

[freakonakaleesh]

*lights a cigar with a match and leans back in my plush leather chair, looking out through the blinds at the city. my fuckin city.*

[freakonakaleesh]

[life-ennder]

makes me so sad when my friends refuse to pirate things and insist on paying for a streaming service EVEN when i offer to do it for them or teach them. like pleaseeee i have a vpn i have a plex server i can get you whatever you want. don't buy disney+ i can be your little poob i have it for you.

[porcelain-dollbones]

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

[porcelain-dollbones]

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

[senatortedcruz]

[latenightgasstationwalk]

Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot

[contextfreepatentart]

[gothish]

[brakcoon]

A proper sketch page of Red, my doberman dogsona. He's silly and dumb and loves cuddles (among other things >:])

(If you saw this already on art fight no you didnt shhhh)

[chirasul]

out of all the recent memes i could recreate with karine and tav idk why this is the one i decided to make

original here:

[jeejyboard]

"Brick shithouse" gotta be one of my fave body type descriptions.... so confusing to translate

[teathattast]

[dogwithpants]

That’s this

[teathattast]

Goes to show how little I know

[evilvillain123456789]

The really crazy part is the Twitter post is the original and the tumblr post is the one that's plagiarized

[teathattast]

Net zero info ass post

[cats2019forthenintendoswitch]

We literally can see in both the screenshots that the tumblr post was posted first (also evilvillain123456789 lies recreationally, constantly) why are y'all so bad at fact-checking literally anything

[evilvillain123456789]

Stop

[tsumugiology]

random question:

what was your first exposure to prev and what made you decide to follow them?