Rebellum

♡ Queer 💐 🌻they/them🌼 In my 20s- Please be 18+ to follow (I prefer only interacting with adults) ☆ I may be following for a side blog. 🌻 Apparently I'm red on shinigami eyes now? Please don't trust that intersexist transphobic as hell app.

[datasoong47]

[linguisticparadox]

[r5h]

Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/2609/

[bralsra-deactivated20250108]

theres ALWAYS a relevant XKCD for everything huh

[catchymemes]

[nealashitposts]

A year or so ago I went to wood carving club with a bruised eye from my dog slamming his nose into my eyesocket and like every old lady there pulled me aside at some point to ask if my partner hit me here are some of the solutions they had in case he did.

-Replacing his vitimens with poision

- getting her brother to invite him out onto his boat and then killing him and dumping him in the ocean and saying he got drunk and fell off.

- get tboned with him in the passenger seat and then once he was in the hospital theres all kinds of easy ways to kill him like not washing my hands after a poop and then touching his wound casually.

-replacing his drink of choice with moonshine!?

- take him on a hike thats locally notorious for a rapid otter attacking hikers and once he had rabies I could just kill him any ol way and say self defense.

-One lady just cheerfully informed me she had a gun and only a few years left anyway

[janedrewfinally]

Accurate tags:

#and this is why no-fault divorce brings down the murder rate

[isvoc]

It's June and my birthday is coming! As always I'm trying to be a little selfish with the art around this time. I wanted another new print in my library. Here's what I came up with! 📚🫀🐉 It's my June print/sticker club reward on patreon. I also put it up on inprnt and displate!

[beebundt]

🌻comm for @songteller!

[rebellum]

Its weird how. Idk. Dont know the words for this right now. Added context? By many psychs and neurologists I was asked about my behaviour as a child, of which my response was "considered slightly weird, but in a lovable way, and didnt have any issues socially or in school or development."

But like.

Okay I just learned that Meconium Aspiration Syndrome actually can lead to neurodevelopmental conditions or delays?? And i had it pretty bad when I was born. Like, basically: babies have their first poop after they are born. Usually. Sometimes they poop in the womb, and it gets in their lungs. Rarely, this causes actual issues which require intervention. I was born blue and had to be intubated/(maybe put on a ventilator?). And as a kid i got a bunch of concussions. Just from like, swimming lessons hitting the side of the pool, and playing outside a lot, etc.

And apparently that probably actually had a big cumulative effect on my brain. Weird.

[horsefigureoftheday]

I've always wanted to see an artist brave enough to show if centaur foals suckle from the front or back - thank you for my life Donna Barr<3

[horsefigureoftheday]

#Oh hey I think I've read this comic!#It's weird#I mean obviously#but srsly so weird.

I can assure you Stinz is a normal comic for normal people

[horsefigureoftheday]

#and crucially what you've got to understand is that's the same character in those two panels#but in the first one he's not one third dog anymore

Well of course, I'm sure anyone can tell that he's two men and a girl in the first pic, and not two men and a dog

[glassshine]

Opal :]

I just wanted to draw an icewing

[werewolf-transgenderism]

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[werewolf-transgenderism]

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[werewolf-transgenderism]

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[werewolf-transgenderism]

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[werewolf-transgenderism]

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[werewolf-transgenderism]

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[werewolf-transgenderism]

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[werewolf-transgenderism]

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[werewolf-transgenderism]

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[wandering-aloneo-o]

@markscherz how many of these do we get to thank you for again?

[markscherz]

95 at present, more on the way :)

[werewolf-transgenderism]

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[werewolf-transgenderism]

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[werewolf-transgenderism]

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[werewolf-transgenderism]

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[oeing-oeing-clay]

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

[rebellum]

There is only 1 (one) ant at a time. And theyre all huge. They're so fucking huge. And they arent scary? They're just normal ants that have been sized up. But I see 1 a day. Maybe 2, several hours apart. Where are they coming from!!!!

[cryptotheism]

I need you to drink a bunch of coffee on and empty stomach and get really into the idea of gardening okay. I need you to love it. Spend hours scrolling pinterest looking at beautiful gardens. Keep scrolling. Internalize their shapes, ponder their -yeah keep drinking coffee. No it's important that you not eat for this- anyway, need you to conceptualize the idea of gardening as virtuous. Yeah. Yeah I made a breakfast sandwich, you don't need to worry about that right now. You want to garden now right? You want to buy a bunch of seeds and dirt and shit, maybe some cute overalls to wear while you garden? Perfect. Buy all that shit. Yeah- yeah right now. Buy all that shit on Amazon right now I'll wait.

Okay good. Now go outside and try to garden. I need you to become rapidly disillusioned with it. Like you just don't find it enjoyable at all. The sun is too hot, or it's too cold, It takes consistency you don't really have time for, you're hungry, you don't have time to shower and make it to work, you --yeah I know gardening is hard and it's hard to do it. That needs to be your main takeaway! A sense of a nonspecific wound-- oh shit sorry, yeah I'll cover my mouth when I cough where are the fucking napkins.

Like, there's tension between the image and the praxis right? Like you just don't fuck with it that much. Yeah the sandwich is fried spam, an egg, slice of pepper jack, some pickle remoulade. Yeah the Ukrainian bakery around the corner sells ciabatta fresh every day its- actually it's not important. I need you to feel really bad that you don't like gardening, and I need you to cope with this feeling by valorizing the idea of gardening even more. Like now you see yourself as an unworthy knight who failed to live up to the expectations of your pure and righteous lady. Yeah. The modern world is an evil place preventing you from self-actualization through gardening. Don't worry about how. It is, isn't it? Like that's true, right? Yeah --okay yeah more coffee-- just like, if anyone asks you why you don't garden very much, *that's* when you get intellectual about it. Practice coming up with reasons why it's hard to garden. That shouldn't be too difficult. The clothes you bought are really cute aren't they? You should like, wear them and take selfies in them. People will love it. They'll love you.

[kitschke]

i kinda love this response. just try reading my comment in a nicer voice and you'll feel better

[rebellum]

I was gonna read near the pool to cool off for a bit while I wait for my adhd medication to kick in and it took about 20 minutes of trying to choose the most productive book to read before I realised the flaw in the plan. Woops

[teathattast]

[blessphemy]

I’m sure it’s already been said but the concept of the paleo diet is so stupid. like for one thing modern crops don’t look like plants that were being eaten in the pre agricultural Paleolithic era. meat is less changed, but,

grains: were tiny shitty seeds

nuts and seeds: were smaller and shittier and sometimes more toxic than what we eat now

fruits: often tougher, seedy, less juicy, lower in edible flesh, sometimes toxic

leafy greens: tougher and sometimes more toxic

tubers: smaller and less tasty. and you guessed it. sometimes toxic

meat: less often acquired from well fed and healthy animals, i.e. tougher, less fatty, less tasty

and then this is supposed to be the Most Natural, Healthiest way to eat? taking inspiration from an era when people were eating shittier more poisonous food and dying more often of starvation and malnutrition. lifespans were lower. Ok. why are we trying to emulate this

like, hunting/gathering still works, but it’s a Lot Of Work. people treated and cooked the foods to get toxins out, to make it more palatable. and they didn’t have watermelons!!! agriculture and selective breeding led to way more delicious and calorically dense foods. damn. be grateful.

[kaijutegu]

Did you know there's a gap in my baseboards? I sure didn't!

Fortunately she's easy to lure out, because hers is the greed described in the bible. She knows her name but the problem is that verbal recall is never, ever going to be as valuable as a warm, humid hole (because ofc the dishwasher was going when this happened), so I had to lure her gluttonous ass out with a reptilink.

Anyways, I'm stopping at the dollar store for a pool noodle after work because this hole needs filling and I would prefer to be the one to fill it- not the damn lizard.

[kaijutegu]

THWARTED! I have THWARTED her nefarious plan of going back in the hole!!