Rebellum

♡ Queer 💐 🌻they/them🌼 In my 20s- Please be 18+ to follow (I prefer only interacting with adults) ☆ I may be following for a side blog. 🌻 Apparently I'm red on shinigami eyes now? Please don't trust that intersexist transphobic as hell app.

[cinnamonclawz]

A hungry allosaurus starts her day off looking for breakfast

[pixeljade]

see I am extremely pro-sex-scenes in whatever, I think its good and fun and important because its literally just an aspect of life being portrayed, its fine. But my problem is that a lot of the time, characterizations change drastically within sex scenes and I find that jarring. This is especially true of eroge, VNs and such.

[pixeljade]

Like, I feel like there's a switch that gets flipped that once the sex happens its "porno mode" and the writing is meant to be more hot than work towards any other cause. Which is fine, but some people seem to take it to the point of just sucking the character out of them to make them porno stand-ins. Like, if theres a clumsy character, I want them being clumsy in the bedroom too. If there's a goofy character, I want them cracking dumb jokes while they fuck. If someone isn't particularly forward outside of sex, why would they be initiating within the sexual scenes? Things like that drive me bonkers!!! And I feel like it would probably be ten times as hot if you get to see an actual character who got built up like that in the bedroom, you know???

[moldspace]

spiral harpy

[edwardian-girl-next-door]

Pink ball gown, c.1908

Pink gown of silk faille woven with satin rose garlands, embroidered tulle lace capelet with silver beaded tassels.

via augusta auctions

[chuckdrawsthings]

we are not the same 💅

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@jorality

[jorality]

We know who has all the brain cells

[arsnof]

It makes the dream work

[naamahdarling]

Being smart enough to know when to consult and listen to someone more knowledgeable is in fact quite smart! Many humans cannot manage this!

[datasoong47]

[linguisticparadox]

[r5h]

Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/2609/

[bralsra-deactivated20250108]

theres ALWAYS a relevant XKCD for everything huh

[catchymemes]

[nealashitposts]

A year or so ago I went to wood carving club with a bruised eye from my dog slamming his nose into my eyesocket and like every old lady there pulled me aside at some point to ask if my partner hit me here are some of the solutions they had in case he did.

-Replacing his vitimens with poision

- getting her brother to invite him out onto his boat and then killing him and dumping him in the ocean and saying he got drunk and fell off.

- get tboned with him in the passenger seat and then once he was in the hospital theres all kinds of easy ways to kill him like not washing my hands after a poop and then touching his wound casually.

-replacing his drink of choice with moonshine!?

- take him on a hike thats locally notorious for a rapid otter attacking hikers and once he had rabies I could just kill him any ol way and say self defense.

-One lady just cheerfully informed me she had a gun and only a few years left anyway

[janedrewfinally]

Accurate tags:

#and this is why no-fault divorce brings down the murder rate

[isvoc]

It's June and my birthday is coming! As always I'm trying to be a little selfish with the art around this time. I wanted another new print in my library. Here's what I came up with! 📚🫀🐉 It's my June print/sticker club reward on patreon. I also put it up on inprnt and displate!

[beebundt]

🌻comm for @songteller!

[rebellum]

Its weird how. Idk. Dont know the words for this right now. Added context? By many psychs and neurologists I was asked about my behaviour as a child, of which my response was "considered slightly weird, but in a lovable way, and didnt have any issues socially or in school or development."

But like.

Okay I just learned that Meconium Aspiration Syndrome actually can lead to neurodevelopmental conditions or delays?? And i had it pretty bad when I was born. Like, basically: babies have their first poop after they are born. Usually. Sometimes they poop in the womb, and it gets in their lungs. Rarely, this causes actual issues which require intervention. I was born blue and had to be intubated/(maybe put on a ventilator?). And as a kid i got a bunch of concussions. Just from like, swimming lessons hitting the side of the pool, and playing outside a lot, etc.

And apparently that probably actually had a big cumulative effect on my brain. Weird.

[horsefigureoftheday]

I've always wanted to see an artist brave enough to show if centaur foals suckle from the front or back - thank you for my life Donna Barr<3

[horsefigureoftheday]

#Oh hey I think I've read this comic!#It's weird#I mean obviously#but srsly so weird.

I can assure you Stinz is a normal comic for normal people

[horsefigureoftheday]

#and crucially what you've got to understand is that's the same character in those two panels#but in the first one he's not one third dog anymore

Well of course, I'm sure anyone can tell that he's two men and a girl in the first pic, and not two men and a dog

[glassshine]

Opal :]

I just wanted to draw an icewing

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

IMPORTANT UPDATE: 7,532 species of frog in the world, ok?!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

great news! 7,556 species of frog in the world, ok?!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry, now there are 7,576 species of frog in the world, ok?!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

excellent news! 7,591 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

[werewolf-transgenderism]

guess what! 7,624 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry, 7,645 species of frog on planet earth, ok? peace and love on planet autism

[werewolf-transgenderism]

great news! 7,653 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,670 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

new year new frogs! 7,678 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,683 species of frog in the world, ok? ❤️

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,698 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don’t cry. 7,701 species of frog in the world, ok?

[wandering-aloneo-o]

@markscherz how many of these do we get to thank you for again?

[markscherz]

95 at present, more on the way :)

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 95 species of frog discovered by tumblr's own frog scientist dr. mark scherz, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,758 species of frog in the world, yippee!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,806 species of frog in the world, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don’t cry. 7,817 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet autism 💖

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,836 species of frog in the world, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,864 species of frog in the world, yay!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,935 species of frog in the world, yippeeeeee

[werewolf-transgenderism]

HEY DON'T CRY. 8,008 SPECIES OF FROG IN THE WORLD PER AMPHIBIAWEB AND THE 8,000TH FROG WAS DESCRIBED BY TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR. Scherz, ET AL., PEACE AND LOVE ON PLANET EARTH ‼️‼️‼️

[oeing-oeing-clay]

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

[rebellum]

There is only 1 (one) ant at a time. And theyre all huge. They're so fucking huge. And they arent scary? They're just normal ants that have been sized up. But I see 1 a day. Maybe 2, several hours apart. Where are they coming from!!!!