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I Don't Even Know Anymore thy my dudes

[roughentumble]

my friend just told me that there's a secret second dashboard that solely contains posts from people you've turned on post notifications for, and when i click the link in the messages it opens it within the tumblr app, so the tumblr app also has a secret second dashboard for post notification blogs, and the only way to access it is to open the link for it within the app.

i literally love tumblr

[nightpool]

i have a private pinned post that just has a link to this dashboard on it, it's great. two dashboards for life

[cyle]

wow! i was really hoping someone would organically reverse-engineer this and find that dash.

here are a few other "secret" dashboards:

Posts from your "crushes"

"What you missed" (will be empty if you already visit Tumblr every day)

"Trending"

these are all just taking existing feeds of content and putting them in a dashboard-like format... the "Stuff for you" tab/feed is the same idea.

[krakenartificer]

I was sure this was going to be 5 rickrolls, but no, this is both legit and amazing.

[unreconstructedfangirl]

Saving.

[rollercoasterwords]

"ugh i hate that there's so little wlw rep and everything that is there is just oversexualized smut!!!" haha no way man that's crazy. out of curiosity where is the oversexualized smut? no haha just out of curiousity haha that's soooo fucked up i'm just curious lol haha lmao

[sacred-portal]

[wilderun]

WOLF TRIED TO STEAL MY PIZZA

[ashstfu]

i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever

[ashstfu]

and i have no concept of passage of time

[xtec]

[microwavingfranky]

Punching and chewing on the walls of my enclosure

[bananonbinary]

“oh no we need to practice for our fake dating” is the funniest trope to me cause like. there are so many people who force themselves into a shitty relationship they hate just because of amatonormatiivity that it’s an ingrained part of popular culture to joke about hating your partner.

which is to say, oh my god you dont need to hold hands and go on fake dates, you don’t even need to agree on a single detail of your cover story beforehand. you can literally stand 6 feet apart at all times and look profoundly uncomfortable and all anyone will think is “yikes™. not my problem”

[bananonbinary]

actually people should address this in fanfic more because “i know we could half-ass it, but i would never fake mistreat my fake husband, how dare you” is absolutely delightful

[thekijs]

New trope: fake dating for spite.

“Look, my only goal here is for our pretend relationship to be demonstrably healthier than Aunt Rita and Uncle Carl’s fifteen year, three child marriage - which means the bar is so low we probably can’t fuck this up”

[aurorawest]

preserving @river-gale’s tags for posterity because yes. yes. this is it. you get it.

[c00lkldd]

It won’t let me reblog EVERYONE LOOK

[homoeroticjunoincident]

reblog to make prev stop having headaches

[dustyerror]

Scolipede TF

Did you know before this I only had one Scolipede posted it seems? Least according to FA search owo?

Posted using PostyBirb

[krisispiss]

*makes you a slightly different shade of purple*

[shamebats]

[incandescent-creativity]

Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.

[incandescent-creativity]

[sreegs]

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[drinkt0forget-deactivated202303]

Raise your hand if you’ve been so traumatized in your life that you cannot function like a normal human being and it impacts every aspect of your life and the ones you care about get so annoyed with you because of how you act because of it

[sixpenceee]

[anonymoustypewriter]

1) Put four pills on each side. The heavier side has the pill. Take the four pills from the heavier side.

2) Put two of the potential pills on each side of the scale. The heavier side has the poison pill.

3) Take the two potential pills. Swallow one. If you survive, you are holding the poison pill. If you die, you have eaten the poisoned pill. Either way you will find out which one it is for sure

[waepenlesbian]

1) Weigh 6 of them, 3 on each side 2a) If both sides are equal, weigh the 2 you didn’t use before. 2b) If one side was heavier, pick 2 of the 3 and weigh them. Heavier one is poisoned. If they’re even, it’s the 3rd.

[anonymoustypewriter]

Well, all I can say is that we all have our methods and some of us are more willing to take a risk in the name of science