Astaroth Knowles

Just another Astaroth in the Multiverse

[idle-hands-devils-tools]

"Better a Devil you know than don't"

Another Astaroth in the multiverse. My kid came here. Someone has t' watch over him.

...yes it's another Variant Astaroth...

This time, it's Variant John's Dad!

Devils tool is the tag for all posts :3

@granitespider <- Main Blog

@calls-himself-julian <- Julian's Blog

@d3vils-in-th3-d3tails <- Main Rory Blog

@d3vils-adv0cat3 <- Villain Rory Blog

[john-brendan-knowles]

Causin' any multiversal problems, kid? Better fuckin' not b' after y' promised y' mum y' wouldn't cause any trouble.

@idle-hands-devils-tools

No problems! I promise. I was just meeting your other version and I might have been dating some people...

[idle-hands-devils-tools]

At least y' ain't causing no trouble.

But y' too young t' b' datin'. I know y' mum was young an' all when we got together but no. Too young, y' barely old enough t' drink, datin' is a bloody no-go.

[john-brendan-knowles]

Come on pops! It's fine! They are my age, it's not weird.

Oh!! You know what's fucking weird? There is a version of me dating you and uncle Luc. I almost puked.

John told him, trying to divert the attention from his dating life.

[idle-hands-devils-tools]

Datin' y'? Pfft, oh god, fuckin' ew.

Luci, though..?

Ugh, still, tha' is definitely an ew from me. I can see why y' nearly threw up.

[john-brendan-knowles]

Horrifying.

I missed you pops... a lot. This other version of you is great and all but, it's not you.

John hugged him.

[idle-hands-devils-tools]

Astaroth hugged John tightly, using his strength to pick his kid up off the ground.

Missed y' too, kid. The Estate is quiet now y' ain't 'n there.

[john-brendan-knowles]

Yeah? I've been training for our fight, you know. I found someone to help me.

[idle-hands-devils-tools]

Really now? I thought I'd taught y' 'nough. Sayin' m' trainin' was insufficient, kid?

[john-brendan-knowles]

Causin' any multiversal problems, kid? Better fuckin' not b' after y' promised y' mum y' wouldn't cause any trouble.

@idle-hands-devils-tools

No problems! I promise. I was just meeting your other version and I might have been dating some people...

[idle-hands-devils-tools]

At least y' ain't causing no trouble.

But y' too young t' b' datin'. I know y' mum was young an' all when we got together but no. Too young, y' barely old enough t' drink, datin' is a bloody no-go.

[john-brendan-knowles]

Come on pops! It's fine! They are my age, it's not weird.

Oh!! You know what's fucking weird? There is a version of me dating you and uncle Luc. I almost puked.

John told him, trying to divert the attention from his dating life.

[idle-hands-devils-tools]

Datin' y'? Pfft, oh god, fuckin' ew.

Luci, though..?

Ugh, still, tha' is definitely an ew from me. I can see why y' nearly threw up.

[john-brendan-knowles]

Horrifying.

I missed you pops... a lot. This other version of you is great and all but, it's not you.

John hugged him.

[idle-hands-devils-tools]

Astaroth hugged John tightly, using his strength to pick his kid up off the ground.

Missed y' too, kid. The Estate is quiet now y' ain't 'n there.

[idle-hands-devils-tools]

Your son is just as much of a whore as his mother

I'm sorry to be to have to tell you that

Like I ain't a whore either? Y' ain't ever seen me 'n the lust ring before. 'm a bloody animal down there.

[john-brendan-knowles]

Causin' any multiversal problems, kid? Better fuckin' not b' after y' promised y' mum y' wouldn't cause any trouble.

@idle-hands-devils-tools

No problems! I promise. I was just meeting your other version and I might have been dating some people...

[idle-hands-devils-tools]

At least y' ain't causing no trouble.

But y' too young t' b' datin'. I know y' mum was young an' all when we got together but no. Too young, y' barely old enough t' drink, datin' is a bloody no-go.

[john-brendan-knowles]

Come on pops! It's fine! They are my age, it's not weird.

Oh!! You know what's fucking weird? There is a version of me dating you and uncle Luc. I almost puked.

John told him, trying to divert the attention from his dating life.

[idle-hands-devils-tools]

Datin' y'? Pfft, oh god, fuckin' ew.

Luci, though..?

Ugh, still, tha' is definitely an ew from me. I can see why y' nearly threw up.

[john-brendan-knowles]

Causin' any multiversal problems, kid? Better fuckin' not b' after y' promised y' mum y' wouldn't cause any trouble.

@idle-hands-devils-tools

No problems! I promise. I was just meeting your other version and I might have been dating some people...

[idle-hands-devils-tools]

At least y' ain't causing no trouble.

But y' too young t' b' datin'. I know y' mum was young an' all when we got together but no. Too young, y' barely old enough t' drink, datin' is a bloody no-go.