[foone]

I'd be unstoppable if I didn't have to worry about time or money or having a body

[nodogsallowed]

[insaneostyle]

Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

[countess-of-edessa]

once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks were not, like, a liquified potentiality of chicken, and she looked at me for a while and then said, "but they’re both yellow."

[woolandflax]

Behold

A chicken

[jaerjar]

Behold

A Man

[thecraftt-deactivated20250416]

This is the best thing on the internet.

[segamascott]

[catchymemes]

[bumpposting]

[huffylemon]

[shleepy-girl]

Information Wall (with Hat)

[nitrosplicer]

a wasp made this post

[catcrumb]

[theanythingmachine]

my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

[fairycosmos]

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

[touching-living-breathing]

That's called being an adult

[fairycosmos]

no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth

[tickfleato]

funniest adhd thing is when you're like ugh. doing this simple task would be too hard. guess i'll do a difficult one instead

[retrodynamics]

One time instead of finishing inking a single drawing I straight up applied for and got a new job

[fairycosmos]

you'll just be minding ur business and then suddenly the air smells like an august evening in 2005

[catcrumb]

[fairycosmos]

honestly i dont need therapy i need a machine to go into my body and manually stretch all my muscles and crack all my joints and then i need the machine to go into my brain and deep clean it with soapy hot water

[catcrumb]

[dutchs-blog]

Lego Swimming Pool Layout

[helila]

[idleideal]

Loyalty or gtfo