Why be Normal

I do everything, and I'll probably post all sorts of things. I am a performer, explorer, artist, scientist, teacher, chef, and general weirdo.

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[vulgarswami-deactivated20140719]

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This was seriously the best prank

[zzzilovetosleep]

One my favorite pranks

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[alittlebiteverything]

i’m 101% sure that this entire line was improv and tom couldn’t help it

[flagellant]

step 1: be a mortal

step 2: hear the voices of the divine

step 3: ???

step four: prophet

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

why DO teenage girls go through a witch/occult phase? I had tarot cards and a spellbook and I knew a group of girls who messed with ouija boards and another who had ghost hunting equipment. “oh yeah Cindy’s just going through that girly phase where she tries to raise the dead.”

[tygermama]

theory - we want power and know our culture doesn’t want to give us any?

[madmaudlingoes]

Addendum: witches are one of the few cultural figures of female empowerment that don’t derive their power from their relationship to a man.

[hypnictwitch]

Galaxy brain: all women have suppressed magic inside them waiting to be unleashed

[nonorientablesurface]

I went through this phase too!

[lizzie-ler]

SON OF A BITCH I WAS GOING THROUGH MY OLD YEARBOOKS AND I JUST REMEMBERED THE NAME OF MY SECOND GRADE TEACHER

[somecutething]

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yeS YES YES

[bando--grand-scamyon]

This is a lucky post

[incubeebirb]

@fadetoboom

[powerarmor]

me: humanity is awful i can’t believe this there is no goodness or love

me: life is ok actually and i have a reason to live

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[queenskeleton-deactivated202105]

messing up horribly but you’re still cute

[twitterlols]

lmao bye 👏🏽

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nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

[camblogarchive]

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

[camblogarchive]

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

[toxicglooo]

please watch the round planet on netflix it’s exactly like that 

[salemwitchtrials-deactivated202]

Susan Sontag, As Consciousness Is Harnessed to Flesh: Journals and Notebooks, 1964-1980

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[theblacktora]

Of all the times to not be able to find the *slams reblog button!* meme.

[shota-co]

DOGS SHOULDN’T EAT ONIONS!!! THEY CAN CAUSE A LOT OF PAIN OR EVEN DEATH.

[brofligate]

Bruh, it’s an apple.

[chasing-skrrts-deactivated20200]

him eating apple floss

[gahdamnpunk]

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

[knitmeapony]

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

[lordmeowdemort]

Marshmallow tacos

[noctomania]

just watch and you will understand

[linadoonofficial]

Cumlord ♥

[lordmeowdemort]

Sir,