im tired

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[wasted-art]

[bintilleil-deactivated20200510]

my last two brain cells

[broduel]

This legit looks like a porn

[carldangerous]

I scrolled through this whole post waiting for them to take their dicks out

[daco-broman]

these kings are counselling each other and all you can think about is cum

[justiceleague]

Justice League (2001-2004), S01E08

[rollingstoneboycomplex]

when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you everyday” that hurt me

[sopherzzzz]

“I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday. I will love you as the starfish loves a coral reef and as kudzu loves trees, even if the oceans turn to sawdust and the trees fall in the forest without anyone around to hear them. I will love you as the pesto loves the fettuccini and as the horseradish loves the miyagi, and the pepperoni loves the pizza. I will love you as the manatee loves the head of lettuce and as the dark spot loves the leopard, as the leech loves the ankle of a wader and as a corpse loves the beak of the vulture. I will love you as the doctor loves his sickest patient and a lake loves its thirstiest swimmer. I will love you as the beard loves the chin, and the crumbs love the beard, and the damp napkin loves the crumbs, and the precious document loves the dampness of the napkin, and the squinting eye of the reader loves the smudged document, and the tears of sadness love the squinting eye as it misreads what is written. I will love you as the iceberg loves the ship, and the passengers love the lifeboat, and the lifeboat loves the teeth of the sperm whale, and the sperm whale loves the flavor of naval uniforms. I will love you as a drawer loves a secret compartment, and as a secret compartment loves a secret, and as a secret loves to make a person gasp… I will love you until all such compartments are discovered and opened, and all the secrets have gone gasping into the world. I will love you until all the codes and hearts have been broken and until every anagram and egg has been unscrambled. I will love you until every fire is extinguished and rebuilt from the handsomest and most susceptible of woods. I will love you until the bird hates a nest and the worm hates an apple. I will love you as we find ourselves farther and farther from one another, where once we were so close… I will love you until your face is fogged by distant memory. I will love you no matter where you go and who you see, I will love you if you don’t marry me. I will love you if you marry someone else–and i will love you if you never marry at all, and spend your years wishing you had married me after all. That is how I will love you even as the world goes on its wicked way.”

Lemony Snicket The Beatrice Letters

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[vicholas]

Ralph Breaks the Internet is already a horrible movie but I just can’t begin to imagine how bad it will age

[vicholas]

Imagine 30 years from now having to explain to people that Disney was trying to do something DARING by exploring Internet World so they made an “emotional” scene where the main character reads mean comments about him by people who dont even know he’s a sentient creature and just consider him a dumb video game meme

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

This is so fucking innacurate bc if ralph were real people on twitter wouldnt be hateposting about him theyd be drawing his cock

[gingeygal]

[blackqueerblog]

So many arrested because people are OPENING THE DOORS and trying to play Sensible Citizens with these MAGA Gestapo Agents.

[benevolenterrancy]

a herd of queers lost in europe

[monttanewtt]

when Felicity told that guy to distract her brother who just wanted to save her the trouble of almost dying multiple times to pursue her dream career.

[romankvn]

im gomens trash

[romankvn]

It’s bound to happen, and you know it.

[gusdapperton-inactive]

robin and steve only applying to jobs where they’d be working together because they’re bffs and know they won’t be able to stand anyone else

[ohmybgosh-deactivated20200822]

[sweetgrassbraids-deactivated202]

shout out to all my sexy bitches who get light headed when they sit up 

[streetkit]

Iron deficiency gang rise up (but not too fast)

[christinecanigula-archive]

some of you never played online dressup games while sitting in a huge beat up desk chair while being yelled at by your mom when you were kids and it shows. grow up

[daenerya]

Oh, screw Todd! Steve’s her daddy now.

[teathattast]

[faithandfearcollide]

Caring, worry-wart, Will Byers.

[pinof]

super best friends and soulmates forever