I Don't Even Know

What?

[ohmybollywood]

Quantico star Priyanka Chopra, and the new star of Baywatch, plays a little game with ELLE.com to see how well she know David Hasselhoff.

[just-shower-thoughts]

No matter how hard you try, you can’t change the volume of the voice in your head

[just-shower-thoughts]

On my days off, rather than sleeping past the time I’d normally have to get up, I get much more enjoyment waking up at the same time and just laying around.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The letter B in the word “subtle” is doing a nice job of it.

[just-shower-thoughts]

I treat my body in a way that proves I have 100% confidence in medical science being able to fix ANY medical problem by the time I’m 50.

[just-shower-thoughts]

When I die, I don’t want my life to flash before my eyes, I want a CinemaSins-style video complete with Jeremy narrating.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The person who invented the shower had shower thoughts before the shower even existed.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If Apple made a car, it would need Windows.

[kaliforhnia]

Where ya goin bitch

[grace-adler]

[zellah7]

bye i love this

[landunderthewave]

Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power? Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing] Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm. Woman 1: *joins in* Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*

[esiuqram]

play this while they bury my dead body

[redstainedledger]

Sassy!Sam 'Maybe the spirits are trying to shut down the movie 'cause they think it sucks.'

[mooseleys]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[-kokoro]

[dontknowchev]

What a waste of space.

[the-lady-of-mirkwood-blog]

did you just

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

YYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[tonystarkandpepper]