[mattys1975]

"you look so cool"

[dude-says-what]

lets get this party started

[sixelya-deactivated20170802]

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

[dadvevo]

when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs

[bunnyfood]

[gentlemanbones]

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

[officialjiggly]

i wanna be pinned up against a wall

[tupacabra]

[officialjiggly]

not exactly what I had in mind

[sesamestreet]

[chappellandtheroans]

Cut the shit, Ernie.

[coladicted-deactivated20200612]

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

[coladicted-deactivated20200612]

he gave her a ring 

[movedtozixxie]

hi :3 

[shortvideosandstuff]

[notxlikexdad-deactivated2014090]

Dont you just wish you could just do that?

[littleawkwardpanda]

If i could do that i guarantee you kittens aren’t the only thing i’d be pullin out of the computer

[cutestjewiethissideofstlouis]

You mean you’d pull out puppies too??? :D

[shodaisatellite]

oh hun

[izzy-azzalea]

me: sorry I’m late I had to pet some cats on the way here

[discrace-deactivated20150129]

The devil doesn’t come dressed in black cape, red skin and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for.

[shortvideosandstuff]

[gaystripclub]

IT’S LIKE SHE’S BEING PULLED DOWN BY A SPIRIT OR SOME SHIT

[heaven-fall-deactivated20140523]

[lana-xx]

[desfazer-me]

[ixnay-on-the-oddk]

Kitty princess 👑🐱