Old Man Jenkins

Izz. Twenty-Five. Male. Singapore.

[taylornation]

It’s June 21st and we’re officially declaring it a Cruel Summer. Ain't that the best thing you ever heard? 💘☀️

[taylorswift]

EXCUSE ME HI I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY 🙋‍♀️ I can’t wait to see so many of you on The Eras Tour next year at these new international dates! Visit TaylorSwift.com/tour for more information on your registrations, pre-sales and on-sales!!

[catcrumb]

[hugegreencat]

years ago my 4th grade Japanese students were drawing things they liked for an activity, and one kid drew a very small little head poking out from under a big square with arrows pointing toward the line between the head and the square. the Japanese teacher struggled to explain - it wasn’t sleeping, it wasn’t being comfortable, it was something more. when you’re tucked in, i realized, the feeling of being all snug in your blankets and with your pillows but not asleep yet. i tried to explain this but didn’t do a great job with the language barrier, so somehow what got written down on the student’s paper was “the feeling of tuck,” which is. a powerful echolalia.

anyway, that’s what im seeing in this image. the feeling of tuck.

[catchymemes]

[makahitaki]

[possession]

TAYLOR SWIFT winner of Artist of the Year, Favorite Country Album, Favorite Music Video, Favorite Female Pop Artist at the 2022 American Music Awards (November 20, 2022)

[ungramon]

This is what a baby great white shark looks like.

[ayellowbirds]

It’s actually a baby salmon shark, seen here being carefully rescued from having beached itself, because it is an oceanic danger puppy and like most wild animals, will bite if confused/scared. (source here)

[somarysueme]

“Aww gee wiz fellas” - this shark, probably?

[idratherberunning49-deactivated]

[tri-ingagain-deactivated2025032]

I really feel this.

[ababeinthewoods]

Or maybe...

[possession]

TAYLOR SWIFT winner of Artist of the Year, Favorite Country Album, Favorite Music Video, Favorite Female Pop Artist at the 2022 American Music Awards (November 20, 2022)

[laughingsquid]

Two Frantic ‘NCIS’ Characters Try to Stop a Hacker by Implausibly Typing on the Keyboard at the Same Time

[fury-brand]

Facebook engineers yesterday

[spytap]

IIRC correctly the writers admitted that they wrote this scene because they were tired of all the criticism that their hacking scenes weren’t 100% accurate, and/or included visual elements like a GUI instead of just command lines, so they decided to have an unofficial internal contest about who could make the tech scenes more and more ridiculous, continuing to ramp it up until we got to this specific moment - the peak of bullshit mountain. 

[first-order-simulacra]

not gonna lie thats Chadlike behavior and i applaud it

[justcatposts]

“My boy Spatula bunking down for a snowy night” 

(Source)

[mikkeneko]

oh to be Spatula bunking down for a snowy night

[clawmarks]

The Garden of Childhood - Alice M. Chesterton - 1905 - via Internet Archive

[aquilegiaformosa]

guys we’re not being cringe to keep out the twitter users. we’re being cringe to keep out the ALGORITHMS, the CAPITALISTS, the INFLUENCERS. twitter users are welcome as long as they agree this site is UNMARKETABLE

[arborealgargoyle]

anyone can join the skeleton war but first you must shed the mortal flesh of marketability

[anexperimentallife]

[anonymoustypewriter]

Having screaming fits of rage on occasion where you wave your arms around all higgilty piggilty

[musicalhell]

Also have screaming fits of joy where you wave your arms around all higgilty piggilty

[guooey]

[rosalyn51]

The Crown Season 2 promotion at London’s St Pancras Immersion Zone in 2017. “The eye-catching vinyl features royal “portraits” of the series’ main cast, framed with a metallic gold finish, adding to the premium impact.” Photo:  JCDecaux  ♚

[pangur-and-grim]

Pangur doesnt like me going into rooms by myself

[irregodless]

yall are a little too good at replicating the old tumblr fandom posts please stop i feel like a veteran on the fourth of july