Random Shit

2004|bi|bored|idk|all of this is random things I found|

[happybird16]

Since Trump is calling himself the new Julius Caesar, 23 people have the opportunity to do the funniest thing this March 15

[catchymemes]

[infinitydivine]

I am not taking a risk

[darlingsstern]

Not risking it pals

[doralimasstuff]

U know what I want potato of luck

[shrewreadings]

Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.

[tami-taylors-hair]

I am not above magical thinking

[akashigadabi]

Hopefully the good news is a secret new inheritance for us, or maybe someone will have better aim or planning tomorrow. One can only hope.

[geardrops]

seeing posts like “is anyone with high pattern recognition really anxious right now?”

girl idk how to break it to you but we are at “that’s right, it goes in the square hole” levels of pattern recognition rn

[monstersholygrail]

Do you make money every time you use the words "gummy walls" in your (amazing btw) stories

Would this be considered a backhanded compliment?

Genuinely don’t know how to take this

But if you’d like me to use something else you can surely pay me to do that instead. I take commissions <3

[bunnis-monsters]

Y’all need to learn to start paying writers to write things you like instead of telling them you don’t like parts of their works.

Because we can use whatever phrases we want in the Fics we post for FREEEEE!

I’ll happily exclude phrases I use a lot for a paying customer, but saying this to someone is rude as hell…

[thedankmemes]

[batsandboba]

o/ <- person waving

o7 <- person saluting

ol <- person raising hand

o1 <- person scratching head

\o> <- person stretching

[chaos--themralds]

\o/ <- woohoo!

[the-text-party]

<o> <- EXTREME STRESS, LIKE "OH FUCK OH SHIT" STRESS

[mijomii]

orz <- the person is on their hands and knees, on the floor, god what happened to them

OTL <- same, but we are now closer to them (mb softly pat their back or something)

[brightsunnydaysofcastamere]

or2 <- the person is still on their hands and knees but they've got a fat ass now

[exhuastedpigeon]

For those people who need to hear it, there is nothing wrong with going back into the closet for your own safety. You aren't less queer because you can't be queer publicly. You aren't less trans because you have to act like you're not trans.

If you need to start going by your old pronouns or quietly go back into the closet to be safe - you are allowed to do that. Please do that if it means you're alive.

Your safety is important.

You are important.

And if you know someone who has to do this, don't push them. Don't out them. Follow their lead. People's safety is more important that grandstanding.

[parchy]

I’ve read it both ways, so which does everyone prefer 🤔

Bakugo

Bakugou

Voting ended onOct 19, 2024

[girl-trying-to-escape-reality]

August will be filled with happiness.

August will be filled with blessings.

August will be filled with positivity.

August will be filled with progress.

August will be filled with kindness.

August will be filled with opportunity.

August will be filled with love.

[dynapuff]

I hate….having to have any communication with my own family.

I hate speaking about them.

I hate thinking about them.

I hate reminiscing about them.

I hate it all.

[dynapuff]

I hate the way they make me feel.

I hate the way they make me feel.

I hate the way they make me feel.

I hate the way they make me feel.

I hate the way they make me feel.

I hate the way they make me feel.

I hate the way they make me feel.

[dynapuff]

I’m literally saying all of this and still letting them do whatever, say whatever, at the cost of my own happiness and mental health.

Why?

No fucking clue.

[dummy-mars-deactivated20240811]

They're supporting my college education.

[happybird16]

*taps the sign*

[inrumford]

the thought of You

[pragnificent]

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

[thingsamylikes]

I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.

[carpecake]

Not worth taking the risk

[thedankmemes]

[thedankmemes]

[thedankmemes]

[technoblade-apologist-and-proud]

p iracy is BAD!!!!!!!1!

i think piracy is EVIL!!!

ANYONE that pirates ANYTHING should go to JAIL!!

NOBODY should EVER take this base64 string (aHR0cHM6Ly9tZWdhLm56L2ZvbGRlci9NQTB4aElZSSNQX3BqNl82SkxkaFdCcl9odllqSm13) and put it into the converter at https://www.base64decode.org/ to get all the major adobe programs for free! that would be a crime!

ANYONE that pirates adobes 500 dollar programs should be ASHAMED!

that would just be evil!

[queen-mihai]

I’m gonna reblog this to preserve the innocence of everyone following me. Beware this devil! This one. The one in the link there. With the instructions so you know what to AVOID doing. Yes. I have saved you