Looking Sad When You Think No-One Can See You.

[letsplayxmurder]

"But you promised."

random starters

                 ❝—- That doesn’t mean I have to respect it too. There are more important things now❞

[idontxcount]

"Why do you always do this?" she huffed and glared at him, trying to replace her hurt with anger. "That's the last time I trust you..." but she always says that...in her head, if not out loud.

[frommemetoyou]

SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)

[firstmostdangerous]

frommemetoyou:

[text] Are you lost?

[text] NO! That was a typo

[text] Did you buy it?

[text] I think I’m a mermaid

[text] I know it’s 3am, but come over and cook for me. 

[text] Too lazy to booty call, so have this text instead

[text] Need to bury a body, it’s urgent.

[text] Are you sure there’s no monsters?

[text] It was an accident.

[text] lol fuk da police

[text] send me a picture and i’ll be home quicker ;)

[text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASN’T MEANT FOR YOU

[text] Well maybe I broke my tongue!

[text] Please tell me you’re free today! I’ve got some big news today.

[text] Got a spare ticket, do you want to come?

[text] Do you have a spare mankini I can borrow?

[text] Is fancy dress allowed at the wedding?

[text] I was using my old baby blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants

[text] We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead… I just rolled off and tapped out. 

[text] Like alphabetically, I’d say a t?

[text] I’m sorry if throwing up in the back of your dad’s car ruined our friendship :(

[text] there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night singing karaoke and drink out of juice cartons. don’t judge me.

[text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today.

[text] Do you know where I am?

[text] My wedding is in 5 hours and I have no idea where I am. Help!

[text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would get a piggy back ride home. I’ve never been so broken.

[text] Is “head down ass up” an appropriate way to say good morning?

[text] That is definitely not healthy, in fact I’m not sure it’s legal to send that sort of picture?

[text] There isn’t enough cookie dough ice cream at home, so I’ll be heartbroken tomorrow instead.

[text] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension

[text] ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! HE IS A TRIPLET, WE DONT NEED TO FIGHT OVER HIM WE CAN HAVE AN ORGY INSTEAD

[text] No no don’t leave me, who’s going to walk me home

[text] She wheeled me home in a trolley and sad she loved me, I think I win.

[text] My dick just got serenaded.

[text] I ate the whole wheel of cheese. Help.

[text] I’ve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now they’re getting into it and it’s a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates

[text] The fridge is fully stocked. I’m either hallucinating or this is a miracle

[text] I need you to help me clean the house because I have visitors in less than an hour???

[text] Your brother is at the front door- WHAT DO I SAY?!

[text] It’s all fun and games till someone says you’re so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you

[text] I’m in A&E but I don’t really know why

[text] Went to bed with a 10, just about woke up with a 2 and a half

[text] I think I’m officially a homewrecker because his wife just walked in screaming and he said it’s not what it looks like. I mean what else could it look like? I wasn’t trimming his hairs with my mouth?!

[text] My night ended with me crying in a gutter, I hate you.

[text] He’s decorated the toilet with his urine. I never want to see him ever again, tell him he has 2 minutes to get out of our house.

[text] Don’t talk to me! You tried to trade me for a glass of wine and a cigarette!

[text] I promise I’ll get everyone to jelly wrestle with us xox

[text] I am armed with a crown, a sash and a bouquet of flowers. Don’t test me.

[text] I think I got married last night?

[text] I think I got married on impulse last night… and after looking a second time, I don’t think i’ve made any mistakes.

[text] My mouth tastes like poor choices

[text] I didn’t let go of the mechanical bull, but they had to pull me off because… it was rough just the way I like it and I think that showed?

[text] If I say it was accidental you’ll just say I’m lying

[text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my… everywhere

[text] You’re my hero

[text] You’re the worst thing to ever happen to me, thank you

[text] Have you ever had a good idea in your life?

[text] Are we going to end up in the hospital again?

[text] It’s not a good night if I don’t end up crying into your mother’s lap.

[text] Mark my words, your dad will be my sugar daddy, he’ll marry me and you’ll have to call me momma bear and I will interrupt your sex life with condoms and condiments.

[text] I’m may be allergic to nuts, but not his.

[text] She high fived me out of pity

[text] You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask

[text] You just walked in, rated their performance, dragged in three other people to clap for them, then walked back out.

[text] You kept calling me baby Jesus and trying to see what wise men had to say about my hair…

[text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked

[text] I am a responsible adult, I brought home a lost kitten and let it shit in your room

[text] I accidentally talked myself into a threesome, when did I become so smooth?

[text] It may or may not have been your sister…

[text] It may or may not have been your brother…

[text] If you’re not coming over with food, don’t come over at all

[text] Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My co-worker is talking to me about her birds having sex again…

[text] IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS

[text] Buy me a helicopter, I will give you the last slice of pizza. pls. this is important. okay maybe the crust?

[text] Let’s never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.

[text] I tried to put lipstick on my eyeballs, help.

[text] I told her my cum counts as protein shake and she sent a text to my gran saying I ate her cat.

[text] If you don’t fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we’re alone in your room, I’m returning you to the boyfriend store

[text] I accidentally sexted your mum, I’m sorry xox

[text] There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro

[text] I feel like you’re pretending I didn’t bail you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of their car so you had a “comfy place to sit”

[text] You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really don’t know what you took, but you need a babysitter.

[text]  I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a “let’s fuck” way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of “let me wash your hair” way.

[stuffrpstuff]

Random Starters

"Don’t pretend that I didn’t matter to you!"

"Why do you care?"

"You’re the one who left!"

"Believe what you want."

"You’re wrong."

"You think you know everything about me, but you don’t."

"I found this last night. Is it yours?"

"I’m guilty."

"How could you do that?"

"Holy shit!"

"If you ever loved me you’d let me go."

"Love you? How could I ever love you? You’re broken and I’m not going to try and fix that."

"Shut up!"

"But you promised."

"I’m going to just… leave then."

[raggedymanonacloud-archive]

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send me a “◆” if you like rping with me or want to someday.

ooc:

We were gonna do a thing, weren’t we? What ever happened to that thing? It kinda disappeared, din’t it?

Let’s try again, shall we?

[idontxcount]

Yeeees we were XD And then it kinda vanished and yeah. :P Yeah, we really should :3

[showmethehotpods-deactivated201]

CASUAL REMINDER;

THAT I TEND NOT TO DO A STARTER FOR EVERY NEW FOLLOWER ‘CAUSE I JUST SUCK LIKE THAT, AND IF YOU WANT TO RP WITH ME, NEVER BE AFRAID TO JUST TOTALLY JUMP RIGHT IN MY ASK BOX OR RESPOND TO AN OPEN OR JUST LIKE GO FOR IT RUN STRAIGHT AT ME IF I DON’T DO THE THING FIRST I’M ALWAYS UP FOR ANYTHING I’M JUST A SLOW LAZY DUMB BUTT OF DUMB HOW DO STARTER HELLO WHAT

[thesciencetodeduction-deactivat]

Molly, raising an eyebrow when she saw him, gave a nod of greeting. "Hey, Sherlock." she said quietly. She was still a bit uneasy about the fact that he'd been doing drugs...oh and she'd slapped him for it. That made things just a little awkward.

"Hello Molly." Sherlock returned void of any expression, a jet of white vapour streaming from his lips. He needn’t turn around, for he had already determined the owner of the voice that had addressed him. "Relax." He commanded, "Just tobacco, I’m afraid. You could test me if you really have the burning desire, but I assure you it would only be a waste of our time. Is there a reason today? Or are you just here to chatise me again?"

[idontxcount]

When he patronized her, Molly rolled her eyes. By the way he was saying it, she should have been upset, but she brushed it off briskly. “Four months ago.” she said quietly. Then she shook her head. “No, actually. I’m not particularly interested in guys who only want to take me to bed with them.” she said easily, and that was exactly what her date had been trying to do. Which had led Molly to slap him and leave, basically. She then looked at Sherlock, crossing her arms. “Whatever happened to ‘you deserve to be happy, Molly’?” she asked, although she wasn’t at all surprised.

When he gestured to the space beside him, Molly stepped into it happily. “I know.” she said simply, and when he offered a cigarette, she thought for a moment before nodding. “Yes please.” she said. After all, she needed to calm down and that would probably help.

[thesciencetodeduction-deactivat]

"Four months." He repeated in response as he placed the words for his next one- "And yet- it seems those are the sorts of gentlemen you consistently end up settling for." Most people would have scooped up Molly in their arms, rocked her with soothing words about how eventually she’d find someone to treat her right and whatever other nonsensical nonsense people spewed out to console others in such matters. Not Sherlock Holmes. 

As far as he was concerned,  it was Molly who constantly sought out such unsavory chaps and willingly dated them. Why should he pity someone who evidently had such a blatant disregard for the qualities of a relationship that would make them genuinely happy in favor of the comfort that was conjured by notions of true lover’s bliss? Comforting someone about their mistake only doomed them to repeat it, by pointing it out there was at least potential for it to be averted.

Sherlock inhales another lot of fumes, accompanied by a  deep sigh emanating from his chest. He speaks as he breathes out the tar-ridden gas,smoke seeping from the mouth of a dragon,

"You of all people deserve to be happy, Molly. Though, it’s in poor taste for me to keep wishing you the best in light of your fouls." He pauses for a moment, "Like you said yourself, I’m making it sound like I’m someone’s mother. ‘Aw Sherlock, everything will turn out eventually.’; ‘Don’t cry Molly, you’ll find the right one for you some day.’ Spiteful, isn’t it? Constant reassurance when the history of your circumstances disagree.”

Holmes thought nothing of it as he passed her the packet of fags with a kind smile, “My pleasure.” It was only when he extended his lighter to her he realised the potential gravity of the situation- “Although, I would warn you not derive too much pleasure from it, some people reckon that smoking might be a trifle bad for your health, you know.” His smirk was warmed by the fire of the lighter, “To good health.”

[idontxcount]

She raised an eyebrow, listening. Then she nodded. "It is pretty spiteful, yeah. When people continue to lie to you just to make you feel better and then everything turns out bad because of it." Molly replied. This conversation was very...deep? Yes, that word worked. How in the world was she now managing to have an even slightly deep conversation with Sherlock? That was...wow. Molly had never imagined that happening.

When he handed over the packet, Molly smiled gratefully and took out a cigarette, handing the packet back. When he spoke, a light chuckle left her lips. "I know. I've smoked before, and my mother went absolutely insane when she found out." as it were, Molly didn't exactly care if these were bad for her; if it calmed her down, who was she to complain? Her last cigarette had, granted, been about three or four years ago, but the ability was not something that you could just lose. She lit her cigarette and put it in her mouth, taking a long drag before removing it and blowing out the smoke. A content little smile appeared on her lips; it was working.Her eyes moved to Sherlock and she watched him quietly for a while, thinking.

[idontxcount]

A...Bit On The Drunk Side ~ Open <3

Molly stumbled out of the bar and onto the pavement, leaning against a lamppost and groaning slightly. She hadn't meant to drink quite that much, and now she felt horrible as well as lightheaded and tipsy. A sigh left her lips, followed by a giggle that had no proper reason for being there. After a while of just leaning against the lamppost, Molly began hobbling down the street. She'd forgotten where she was, apart from the fact she was in London. St Bart's was probably the best place to be headed. She could get a taxi home from there...why she couldn't just get one right then, she didn't know.

Finally, in the distance, the lights of St Bart's lit the darkened street. A weak smile and another random giggle left Molly's lips as she drunkenly staggered towards the hospital. There was this odd, goofy smile on her features, along with the occasional giggle leaving her lips. She didn't even know why she was giggling, but that was drunk Molly for you.

[idontxcount]

...RL is really annoying sometimes.

[idontxcount]

...

[idontxcount]

One of my favorite scenes...[SPOILERS FOR s3]

Molly: Sherlock...

Sherlock: Hm?

Molly: What was today about?

Sherlock: Saying thank you.

Molly: ..for what?

Sherlock: Everything you did for me.

Molly: That's okay. It's my pleasure.

[idontxcount]

....my cat just attacked my dog XD Revenge at it's finest = jumping off the stairs and onto your victim, tackling them to the floor and then just sitting there with swishing tails. IT WORKS.

[thesciencetodeduction-deactivat]

Molly, raising an eyebrow when she saw him, gave a nod of greeting. "Hey, Sherlock." she said quietly. She was still a bit uneasy about the fact that he'd been doing drugs...oh and she'd slapped him for it. That made things just a little awkward.

"Hello Molly." Sherlock returned void of any expression, a jet of white vapour streaming from his lips. He needn’t turn around, for he had already determined the owner of the voice that had addressed him. "Relax." He commanded, "Just tobacco, I’m afraid. You could test me if you really have the burning desire, but I assure you it would only be a waste of our time. Is there a reason today? Or are you just here to chatise me again?"

[idontxcount]

She let out a huff. Not of anger - just disappointment, and worry. “Sherlock…” she began, but he then told her to relax, and explained that it was only tobacco. Molly crossed her arms and took a step forward. “Stop it. You’re making it sound like I’m your mother.” she said, frustrated. “I was just worried about you. And you make it seem like that’s a crime.” she continued. “And no, I was heading home from a date and spotted you. Thought I’d stop and talk to you, if that’s okay.” she grumbled. She wasn’t in the best mood at the moment.

[thesciencetodeduction-deactivat]

"A date? Lovely." He patronises, "How long has it been since you and your last one… erum… Tom, that’s right- since you and Tom parted ways? Can’t have been more than a few months ago. Who’s the lucky rebound this time? You never know, you might want to go the whole hog and actually marry him this time, don’t worry about the divorce, I’m sure I could find some legal loophole for you to exploit.”

Sherlock turns to look at her, and gestures with an open palm to the space beside him, “By all means Molly, feel free to join me. Though you already know I’m not the world’s greatest conversationalist. Cigarette?”

[idontxcount]

When he patronized her, Molly rolled her eyes. By the way he was saying it, she should have been upset, but she brushed it off briskly. “Four months ago.” she said quietly. Then she shook her head. “No, actually. I’m not particularly interested in guys who only want to take me to bed with them.” she said easily, and that was exactly what her date had been trying to do. Which had led Molly to slap him and leave, basically. She then looked at Sherlock, crossing her arms. “Whatever happened to ‘you deserve to be happy, Molly’?” she asked, although she wasn’t at all surprised.

When he gestured to the space beside him, Molly stepped into it happily. “I know.” she said simply, and when he offered a cigarette, she thought for a moment before nodding. “Yes please.” she said. After all, she needed to calm down and that would probably help.

[bandfullofmuses]

Put one of these in my ask box! (Lost and Scared)

"Are you scared?"

"It’s dark in here."

"Something just touch me!"

"I want to go home!"

"I’m scared."

"Please don’t leave me!"

"I’m cold."

"Help me!"

"Don’t let them get me!"

"We’re lost."

"Did you hear something?"

"I have a feeling someone’s watching us."

"There’s no need to scream."

"Don’t be afraid."

"I’m always here for you."

"I’ll stand by you."

"Stay close to me."

[idontxcount]

{open}

"Sometimes I just hate my life and everything in it."

[thesciencetodeduction-deactivat]

Molly, raising an eyebrow when she saw him, gave a nod of greeting. "Hey, Sherlock." she said quietly. She was still a bit uneasy about the fact that he'd been doing drugs...oh and she'd slapped him for it. That made things just a little awkward.

"Hello Molly." Sherlock returned void of any expression, a jet of white vapour streaming from his lips. He needn’t turn around, for he had already determined the owner of the voice that had addressed him. "Relax." He commanded, "Just tobacco, I’m afraid. You could test me if you really have the burning desire, but I assure you it would only be a waste of our time. Is there a reason today? Or are you just here to chatise me again?"

[idontxcount]

She let out a huff. Not of anger - just disappointment, and worry. "Sherlock..." she began, but he then told her to relax, and explained that it was only tobacco. Molly crossed her arms and took a step forward. "Stop it. You're making it sound like I'm your mother." she said, frustrated. "I was just worried about you. And you make it seem like that's a crime." she continued. "And no, I was heading home from a date and spotted you. Thought I'd stop and talk to you, if that's okay." she grumbled. She wasn't in the best mood at the moment.

[idontxcount]

"They just hate the cold, I suppose. But I like the cold too. Because I’m strange like that. Molly, by the way, Molly Hooper. And who might you be?"

[letthepastxdie-deactivated20210]

     ”Pleasure to meet you, Molly,” He grinned. “I’m the Doctor.” 

[idontxcount]

Molly grinned right back. "The Doctor? That sounds more like a title. I like it, though." she paused, then a smile lit up her features. "You're wearing a bow tie! That instantly makes me like you more." she laughed. "It's nice."

[idontxcount]

Molly, who had been passing by as he spoke, stopped and looked at him, smiling. “I thought I was the only one. I think snow’s really nice.” she agreed, looking around her. “Could never get enough of snow. Everyone else sees me as crazy if I mention I like it.”

[letthepastxdie-deactivated20210]

     ”Why do they think that? There’s nothing wrong with liking snow.”

[idontxcount]

"They just hate the cold, I suppose. But I like the cold too. Because I'm strange like that. Molly, by the way, Molly Hooper. And who might you be?"