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no more daddy. in 2026 all men whimper on floor pathetic
Downside of drawing Flambae’s ass all the time: Now that I’m drawing Robert’s ass, I have to make a conscious effort not to give him any cake.
Just caught myself thinking that I accidentally drew Flambae’s ass too fat. Like a fool, an amateur.
I should know by now that no such thing exists.
Prism and Flambae are too powerful of a bestie duo because they are both hot and they know it. I know bisexuals overload when they walk into a room together. I know my pan ass would freak out seeing both of them at the same time.
WIP :9
Since I’m dreading spending a few hours cooking food for my sensitive-stomached dogs later, I’m going to project my problems onto Flambae.
This is Flambert-related, of course, because I incapable of not being insufferable about them.
Anyway, after Flambae and Robert get together, Flambae decides that he is no longer going to stand by and let his boyfriend’s chihuahua be mistaken for a corgi any longer. He cooks a fresh batch of dog food using a vet-approved recipe every few weeks. It takes forever, but he is not going to let Beef turn into his namesake, goddammit.
Robert is not allowed to give extra sympathy treats, lest he want a pissy boyfriend. Well, more pissy than usual.
Beef is just happy to eat whatever Flambae puts in front of him.
I need to actually work on chapter two of A Perfect Match. All I’ve been doing is drawing Flambae’s tits and ass. I need to write about Robert ogling said tits and ass instead.
Flambae, please, I beg of you, pop but a singular titty in season two.
I feel like sometimes people forget Flambae is a loser pretending to be cool(admittedly also guilty calling myself out) Canon Flambae tries to be suave and do the arm on the wall next to Roberts head move, accidentally elbows the wall, reel back ends up tripping and falling down 30 flights of stairs and then gets up like "Meant to do that😎✨️🔥"
This man’s charisma stat is 2, barely a step above his intelligence, and I love him for that.
Every time I see a comment along the lines of, “why does Flambae have so much cake,” underneath fanart I have this image on standby.
I fear I have an addiction to drawing Flambae arching it like crazy.
Exhibit A
Flambae’s got his spotlight on the AdHoc Discord banner rn, but still no official Pride art yet </3. A man can dream, though.
Wrote this Mechabae snippet on Discord when I was bored yesterday. A short little indulgence.
Robert is sitting on Chad’s cock, but there’s nothing Chad can do about it. He can’t move, can’t touch. His limbs are bound with a thick, fireproof rope that rubs uncomfortably against his skin if he dares try to reach for Robert or buck into him. He can’t even beg. A gag muffles any sound save for the occasional whimper. His chin is slick with drool that the gag can’t quite hold back.
Chad is a wreck, but Robert? Robert’s reading a fucking book. His eyes barely leave the pages even as Chad writhes and keens under him. Chad’s cock twitches within him, stimulated yet neglected at the same time. Robert’s own erection weeps at the feeling, but his hips stay torturously still as he shushes Chad’s wordless pleas.
“Just one more chapter.”
DOES Robert need that much coffee, or does he want Flambae to glare at him and grumble while making tea? You be the judge of that 👀
Finally. I still haven’t fully scrapped my first design with Robert’s full body but to be honest portraits are my bread and butter - it is just what I’m best at so I worked on a composition where I could convey what I wanted that would also play to my strengths (faces and hands).
The meaning of the imagery is as follows :
Mech Suit - I wanted it to be looming in the background symbolizing the way it took over Robert’s whole life - constellations behind the suit stand for fate (what is written in the stars) recalling the conversation Robert has with Visi in the playground.
Flowers - the flowers are Delphinium or larkspur - I chose blue ones because Mecha Man Blue of course. The blue ones specifically stand for dignity. The meaning in general of the flower overall is an openness to new experiences and deep emotional bonds - things that I believe Robert felt he had to give up in order to become Mecha Man. These flowers are highly toxic - the way that I believe the persona of Mecha Man had become toxic to Robert as well. This is why I have them covering his eyes ( the window to your soul) since he has let Mecha Man be the forefront of his personality for most of his life and seems to think that his real self is the mask.
The 5 diamonds - in Tarot the diamond suit is pentacles so this can be read as the five of pentacles which can stand for financial, and health related hardships. It can also represent the need to seek support and help during a period of insecurity or due to feelings of abandonment.
Those are Flambae’s hands reaching out toward Robert of course because I am die hard Flambert and clearly he is the only one who can bring true love and warmth into this sad man’s life. I also chose to make the lines on Robert’s face be scars since I think that makes sense and I had to decide what to do since I was making this more realistic.
Overall I am incredibly proud of this one and sooooo happy with his hair! That’s the one thing I normally hate at the end of all my paintings but I tried something different this time and I think it worked out great! Oh and the Mech - holy shit I didn’t think I could draw the Mech helmet but I actually fuckin love the way it came out!
Anyway, thank you for looking at my art and reading my ramble.
“I HATE MECHA-MAN” alright buddy 🤔🔥
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This is actually a scene that's just been bouncing around in my head for a while now, so instead of actually writing it down and continuing my fic, I decided to make it into a comic!
(textless version under the cut to gaze at the fishies)