Ah yes, baking brownies in a white top. Nothing bad could possibly happen
If it wasn't clear, I got brownie batter all over my fucking shirt. I'm not entirely sure how half of it got there
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Ah yes, baking brownies in a white top. Nothing bad could possibly happen
If it wasn't clear, I got brownie batter all over my fucking shirt. I'm not entirely sure how half of it got there
Ah yes, baking brownies in a white top. Nothing bad could possibly happen
Y'all I got trans tape and I'm so excited AGGGGGH
I can be shirtless and NOT hate my appearance
That's me rn ^
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I desire a way to violently throw myself onto the ground like a cat without everything hurting later
I found you a shirt
Yes I was too lazy to crop my screenshot it's okay tho
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How the fuck do you hang a pig
For some context
This was at the fine hours of 1 am and I was listening to one of those "history facts for sleep" videos and I heard the fun fact that in 1380 something, France hanged a pig on charges of murdering a child and apparently that really stuck in my brain
This was about five minutes before I realized I forgot my night meds and then promptly passed the fuck out
So yeah
How the fuck do you hang a pig
I am 80% sure my dads cat just beeped at me
MY FUCKING CRACKERS
texting is like a quick time event if you're anxious enough
Statements I didn't expect to hear in my lifetime #2
You understand why Russian Roulette with a semi-automatic is a bad idea, right?
- brother
posture check! time to make your posture worse. it can always be worse. you can get shrimpier. inspiration if you need it:
If you were to add me and my cats object permanence together, the result would still be 0
I just watched a video of someone mixing together several very different types of pastas together and I'd like to know that person's location. For reasons unrelated to what was just discussed.
If I had to see this shit, so do y'all
Cause this is a crime against humanity
I just watched a video of someone mixing together several very different types of pastas together and I'd like to know that person's location. For reasons unrelated to what was just discussed.