[idostuffsandthings]

Ah yes, baking brownies in a white top. Nothing bad could possibly happen

[idostuffsandthings]

If it wasn't clear, I got brownie batter all over my fucking shirt. I'm not entirely sure how half of it got there

[idostuffsandthings]

Ah yes, baking brownies in a white top. Nothing bad could possibly happen

[silascrow]

Y'all I got trans tape and I'm so excited AGGGGGH

I can be shirtless and NOT hate my appearance

That's me rn ^

[idostuffsandthings]

YIPPIE!

[idostuffsandthings]

🫪

[macmanx]

[idostuffsandthings]

I desire a way to violently throw myself onto the ground like a cat without everything hurting later

[idostuffsandthings]

I found you a shirt

Yes I was too lazy to crop my screenshot it's okay tho

~ ur favorite annoying bird man

I fucking love you

[idostuffsandthings]

How the fuck do you hang a pig

[idostuffsandthings]

For some context

This was at the fine hours of 1 am and I was listening to one of those "history facts for sleep" videos and I heard the fun fact that in 1380 something, France hanged a pig on charges of murdering a child and apparently that really stuck in my brain

This was about five minutes before I realized I forgot my night meds and then promptly passed the fuck out

So yeah

[idostuffsandthings]

How the fuck do you hang a pig

[idostuffsandthings]

I am 80% sure my dads cat just beeped at me

[idostuffsandthings]

MY FUCKING CRACKERS

[i-am-a-fish]

texting is like a quick time event if you're anxious enough

[idostuffsandthings]

Statements I didn't expect to hear in my lifetime #2

You understand why Russian Roulette with a semi-automatic is a bad idea, right?

- brother

[i-am-a-fish]

posture check! time to make your posture worse. it can always be worse. you can get shrimpier. inspiration if you need it:

[idostuffsandthings]

If you were to add me and my cats object permanence together, the result would still be 0

[idostuffsandthings]

I just watched a video of someone mixing together several very different types of pastas together and I'd like to know that person's location. For reasons unrelated to what was just discussed.

[idostuffsandthings]

If I had to see this shit, so do y'all

Cause this is a crime against humanity

[idostuffsandthings]

I just watched a video of someone mixing together several very different types of pastas together and I'd like to know that person's location. For reasons unrelated to what was just discussed.