[ch0co-c0rn3t-lov3]

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

[charlesoberonn]

Servant: Your highness, a party of adventurers has answered your call for help.

King: Excellent. What are they like?

Servant: One of them is a dragon-lady.

King: Interesting. Those are rare around these parts.

Servant: Another is a goblin paladin.

King: Not a role you usually see goblins in.

Servant: A third is a purple-skinned tiefling.

King: I didn't even know they come in that color.

Servant: The last one is a sapient gelatinous cube.

King: What. How did these four even meet?

Servant: They met in a tavern two hours ago, apparently.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*peering down at my intestines in consternation* u need to get a Fucking Grip

[ladycreep-deactivated20201127]

[talkshows-deactivated20150818]

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

[basketghost]

One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.

[1dietcokeinacan]

RIP😔🙏📚🍯

[idostuffsandthings]

I changed my headphones to what I think is Chinese and I don't know how I did it

[feralratbitesu]

Why do you use It/Its pronouns...

i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered

[idostuffsandthings]

Ah yes, I love nearly sobbing because I'm worried about my cat dealing with the fireworks while I'm not there (I'm probably more freaked out than the cat is)

[pukicho]

I got whatever ADHD is called

[ineedtestosterone2763]

ADHD is called ADHD.

[pukicho]

That’s the one

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

I will make your favorite song get heavily associated with someone (whether real or fictional) that you DESPISE

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

was thinking about how the concept of god is usually characterized as male (thanks patriarchy) and i came up with a question: in christian theology,

does "God" have a penis?

surely the catholic church made some sort of ruling on this

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

stop derailing with Jesus's foreskin, this post is about God's genitals ONLY

[idostuffsandthings]

Non-religious person here, so take this with a grain of salt but

Despite being described using male/masculine terms, God is never described with human anatomy (to my knowledge) or at minimum, without a complete body so there wouldn't be a body to attach a dick to

HOWEVER, it's not a stretch to believe that He could take on the form of a humanoid with the genitalia of a male even if that wouldn't be his "normal" form

So basically, God could have a dick, if He wanted one

[idostuffsandthings]

Okay but why is wearing a hoodie and shorts weirdly gender affirming what the hell

[idostuffsandthings]

Im gonna need y'all to remind me to never draw a knight/armored character ever again

[idostuffsandthings]

And another since the PHM brain worms won't leave me be

One thing I've noticed when people are drawing Adrian is that most all give them the same traits, such as

Blue/teal

Pointy

Bigger than Rocky (by varying degrees)

Has these curvy stripes things

[idostuffsandthings]

I have learned I can't watch project hail mary clips without doing Rocky's little "amaze amaze amaze" on repeat for the next hour

[idostuffsandthings]

Ah yes, baking brownies in a white top. Nothing bad could possibly happen

[idostuffsandthings]

If it wasn't clear, I got brownie batter all over my fucking shirt. I'm not entirely sure how half of it got there

[idostuffsandthings]

Ah yes, baking brownies in a white top. Nothing bad could possibly happen

[silascrow]

Y'all I got trans tape and I'm so excited AGGGGGH

I can be shirtless and NOT hate my appearance

That's me rn ^

[idostuffsandthings]

YIPPIE!