i dream of cracking locks

The way Young Royals has me in a chokehold. Also apparently obsessed with Heated Rivalry along with the rest of the world. I'm MajesticDawn on Ao3 Queer - she/her - 30's - UK

[idreamofcrackinglocks]

Young Royals Textfics and SMAU's

I have had this sat in my drafts for ages and thought I might as well publish it and I can just update it as I find/read more. There is something about SMAU's that scratch my silly little millennial brain so below is a few I have enjoyed/currently reading. I don't use twitter but have an account just to read these - some of the links may not work if you don't have a twitter account. And if anyone has any multimedia fics they have really enjoyed please send them my way and I may add them!

Fanfics

Call me up late - the best of the best of text fics and one of the first things I read when I joined the fandom!

and it's steamy sequel "mi cotufita" started sharing their screen

Completed SMAU's

pukemon - simon and wille are going to the same uni as they rest of the gang, Simon and wille had one bad interaction and they hate each other's gut because they're 5 years old (gonna get to the reason). - this is a great place to start!! sooo good!

We'll start over again now - canon Wilmon SMAU starting in S3 then running past canon

Truth or Dare - Wille and Simon have never gotten along. Not at Hillerska, not after they graduate, not as young adults. Their lives diverge, heading in different directions. They meet again, against their will, one night at a birthday party, & their stubbornness is their undoing. - When I tell you i was OBSESSED when this was being updated, I will be rereading

Royally Gone - Simon Eriksson, popstar on the rise, always had a little (fat) crush on a certain spare prince. A crush so fat he still uses a stan account he set up when he was 16 after a dare. One day, he messes up... - I need to catch up on this one but I have it bookmarked so assuming its good

WIP SMAU's

Your the risk I want to take based of the incredible original fic on AO3

Royal Retweet - Prince Wilhelm has spent months admiring Simon Eriksson from afar, hidden behind a secret fan account. But one accident changes everything. The internet is spiralling, Simon is questioning everything, and the royal palace is in full damage control mode...

I deserve a great love story - Simon is a music student at Hillerska University, and has a pretty normal life between school and shifts at a library-café. Until one day, a post is made just for him, and he starts a hunt to find out who loves him so much - Currently obsessed with this one the TWIST

Take your Mark by @princequeerik- After he and his sister move schools, Simon finds himself joining the swim team - the only place he found for himself at his old school. Meanwhile, Wilhelm is the best distance swimmer on the team. - this one is on Tumblr yay

If any of the authors above are on Tumblr and want to be tagged then please ping me a message!

[xohxoo]

HIS HAIR, THE BAG, THE JOINT.

OMFG

[omarsarms]

[russianblush]

#happypridemonth

[gcf-km]

OH HUDSON MY BABY

[handsywoman]

Ilya x keeping eye contact with remotes

[requested by anon]

[thedeepthought]

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

[kruemel8]

Via.

[stelladiver81]

HAPPY FINGERS IN HIS MOUTH FRIDAY

GO GO GO GET THOSE FINGERS IN THERE BOYS

WE'RE ON THE CLOCK

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

[blacksheepcolorfulskin]

WHY IS THIS SO GOOD?!

[shanesbian]

i don't want to go to work tomorrow i want to hang out with my close personal friends shane hollander and ilya rozanov

[smokey-ilya]

cottage/lake thoughts

shane’s better at paddle boarding than ilya. they’re both professional athletes with great balance but it takes ilya awhile to get adjusted meanwhile shane’s doing yoga on his just to be a show off

shane and ilya argue over names for the boat and eventually shane gets “wolf bird” painted on it

ilya isn’t allowed to drive the boat that first summer bc he doesn’t have the proper license but shane helps him study for the written test

anya has a life vest with a shark fin

it’s equally impressive and annoying to everyone how well they do in a tandem kayak or canoe together, paddling in perfect unspoken harmony (hayden and jackie almost get divorced)

they run off the dock and do fancy jumps into the water, making the other person rate them like the olympics

they lay on the dock together at night and watch the stars, sometimes talking and sometimes in comfortable silence

the best part of the day is when they come inside, take a shower together, and collapse on the couch all sleepy from their outdoor shenanigans. ac is blasting so they grab a soft blanket and snuggle in to watch a movie

[lucylehane]

technically - technically - when he breaks, the first thing Ilya does - even before saying those three words in Russian - is kiss Shane's heart ❤️

Heated Rivalry S1 (2025)

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

you guys 😭😭😭 shane and ilya 😭😭😭 ilya and shane 😭😭😭

[hudsonwilliamsavclub]

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[idreamofcrackinglocks]

I’m getting married very very soon and our accommodation for the night is called The Cottage.

How many times am I going to shout “I’m coming to the cottage” at my own wedding 😂 about 2 people there will get the reference. Wife has already heavily rolled her eyes as I giggle each time it’s mentioned.