performing the daily rites

cow / late 20s / she / her Having fun online!!! my heated rivalry release valve, main and only blog Find me on ao3 https://archiveofourown.org/users/ILoveToHaveFun

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not to look a gift hud in the mouth (NO ONE SAY IM DOING THIS) but i miss connor. Where is he

[russianblush]

oh shut the fuck uppppp i can’t stand him

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this is so bad for my seo and brand but another beautiful url came to me in a vision………

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join me in the convent sisters.. (and brothers and siblings of all creeds)

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this is so bad for my seo and brand but another beautiful url came to me in a vision………

[bambicoded]

in half of the pictures of connor at the met gala, he looks like a baby deer that just wobbled into the road and is looking at the headlights like they're a new friend. he's just bambi-mogging in every photo. just soooo wet hamster. someone dropped him in the soup and forgot to dry him off after. what even ever. it was his first day living.

[mythmagicetc]

ilya on his couch trying so hard to sound nonchalant: so is there a mrs real estate

[russianblush]

Oh I’m gonna eat this UP

[dailyhudsonwilliams]

via alkestis

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i can see yuna hollander being the type of mom to make shane hold her hand in the grocery store parking lot until he was like 13

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In boston for work today you guys think im gonna see cliff……………..

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thinking about spitting on the ice as foreplay…..

i dont think its anything out of the ordinary for ilya, as he works his cheeks and spits, tinged red from a split lip, down onto the ice. everyones come to expect that kind of disrespectful taunt from him, but when golden boy shane returns it in kind, spitting down at ilya’s skates with a half-cocked little grin, everyone loooooossses itttt, hollanders really going gloves off, what the hell did he say to him, these two must hate each others guts !!

little do their teammates and pundits and twitter know that it wasn’t a taunt but a promise, a taste of whats to come later, when shane spits ilya’s nut back into his mouth and makes him swallow…………….woohoo!!!!!!!

[hudconvent]

cliff marleau has an extremely successful post hockey career as a contestant on reality tv / competition tv shows

[goodmouthobviously]

ok wait I think I got it Ilya is honest/vulnerable in his selfishness, and Shane is honest/vulnerable in his earnesty. And for Ilya, that earnesty feels like the best sweetest juiciest most takeable thing to be selfish for. And for Shane, that selfishness feels like the forbiddenest hottest wrong-rightest thing to be earnest for. And they're both crazy.

[ilyapricot]

^ Rose Landry

[hollzy-baby]

When they’re in the middle of a blowout argument and Ilya can’t resist trying to tell Shane to get on his knees to convince him and it has like a 50/50 chance of working and totally derailing whatever they were fighting about or it’s a complete failure & sends Shane’s anger levels to the stratosphere

[themetros]

Best friends

Heated Rivalry (2025- )

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#mythem 🩷