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bleghhhh..bean blog

banna

»Cocoa, get off my blog.

[ Stop breaking the fourth wall..

holds hands out. food in hand.

- forklift cert1fied anon

[ A multitude of beans skitter up to them, squeaking and chittering and squealing happily.

[ Follower is sharing his food with another bean.

[ Bloxxer is glaring at said bean. He doesn't do anything, though.

#bloxxer sw. ic #follower s. bean ic

[ A well-fed Follower bean sat in Bloxxer's lap, cooing softly as it was pet by the half-awake caretaker, a small Snowbean tugging at his leg a little.

»Yeah, yeah.. go away, I'll give you sum'n to eat later..

[ They kicked him softly, the bean squeaking and backing off, going back to a little group of beans and sitting down.

#ask bait ..maybe #bloxxer sw. ic #follower s. bean ic #snowbean ic

inpherno-of-beans

»Mrff..

[ Bloxxer gives Star a funny look before very slowly putting Sword down, staring at the other caretaker the entire time. The bean looks awfully glad to be out of hys hands.

»Yo.

[ He kicks him a little to get it's attention, making the bean squeak fearfully and run over to Star and hide behind him.

»..Whatever. Be good. Seeya.

[ ..aaand they're out!

lol- @beanwithablade

"★ Good riddance!" -> Star smiles and picks up the little bean, gently scratching under his chin and cooing at him. "★ Come on, baby! Do you wanna see Beanket? Would that make you happy after having to deal with that bad caretaker?"

[ He chirps quietly, settling in their arms and perking up at the sound of Beanket's name.

...

[ It nods, straightening it's feathers a little and flapping his wings. There's a little bandage on its back..

inpherno-of-beans

"★ Alright, baby! Look at how handsome you are!" -> He giggles and kisses the bean on his head before taking him over to the bean room, humming softly. -> The bean room was big and colorful! Filled with toys and little beds and all sorts of playpens/play areas for the beans to run around and have fun in. Little bean feeders and water dispensers lined one of the walls. So much better here, isn't it? -> Beanket was playing with a ball, rolling around with it and his little paws wrapped tightly around his toy. "★ Beanket! You've got a visitor!" -> The little blue bean looked over, his tail wagging as he started squeaking and squealing at Bean Sword.

[ Bean Sword cheeps happily, hopping out of Star's hands and waddling over to Beanket, headbutting him softly and fluffing up his feathers.

inpherno-of-beans

"★ I'm starting to remember why I'M the best caretaker..."

»Nuh-uh!

inpherno-of-beans

"★ At least MY beans love me! You can't do anything right for them."

»They do love me! You should see how much respect I get from them! You could learn a thing or two from me, yunno!!

inpherno-of-beans

"★ They fear you, idiot." -> He rolls his eyes behind the little mask he wore. "★ You treat them sooooo poorly... Maybe I should take them from you! Leave you with nothing!"

»Yeah, right! As if they'd ever want to go with you..

inpherno-of-beans

"★ And yet they're snuggling in my arms and letting me love and care for them..." "★ Maybe you shouldn't have been a caretaker! You're clearly not qualified enough~!"

»Oh yeah? well—..Well—FOLLOWER, GETCHO ASS OVER HERE!

[ A big, feathery bean trots over to him, sizing up Star. It looks a lot less thin than the other beans..

»You love me, right?

[ ..It nods.

»See?! The beans love me!

inpherno-of-beans

"★ Obviously the one you favor is going to actually love you, Bloxxer. I'm not shocked you're not smart enough to understand that." "★ But honestly... I'm bored of talking to some lesser caretaker... Even tho I have royal and deity beans under my care, I still treat them all correctly and nicely." "★ My beans actually love me. All of them. Follower loves you because he's your favorite. Because you spoil him rotten. Oh well... You'll learn eventually that you're awful."

>`O

....

»YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!

inpherno-of-beans

"★ I'm starting to remember why I'M the best caretaker..."

»Nuh-uh!

inpherno-of-beans

"★ At least MY beans love me! You can't do anything right for them."

»They do love me! You should see how much respect I get from them! You could learn a thing or two from me, yunno!!

inpherno-of-beans

"★ They fear you, idiot." -> He rolls his eyes behind the little mask he wore. "★ You treat them sooooo poorly... Maybe I should take them from you! Leave you with nothing!"

»Yeah, right! As if they'd ever want to go with you..

inpherno-of-beans

"★ And yet they're snuggling in my arms and letting me love and care for them..." "★ Maybe you shouldn't have been a caretaker! You're clearly not qualified enough~!"

»Oh yeah? well—..Well—FOLLOWER, GETCHO ASS OVER HERE!

[ A big, feathery bean trots over to him, sizing up Star. It looks a lot less thin than the other beans..

»You love me, right?

[ ..It nods.

»See?! The beans love me!

#bloxxer sw. ic #star int

inpherno-of-beans

"★ I'm starting to remember why I'M the best caretaker..."

»Nuh-uh!

inpherno-of-beans

"★ At least MY beans love me! You can't do anything right for them."

»They do love me! You should see how much respect I get from them! You could learn a thing or two from me, yunno!!

inpherno-of-beans

"★ They fear you, idiot." -> He rolls his eyes behind the little mask he wore. "★ You treat them sooooo poorly... Maybe I should take them from you! Leave you with nothing!"

»Yeah, right! As if they'd ever want to go with you..

#bloxxer sw. ic #star int

inpherno-of-beans

»Mrff..

[ Bloxxer gives Star a funny look before very slowly putting Sword down, staring at the other caretaker the entire time. The bean looks awfully glad to be out of hys hands.

»Yo.

[ He kicks him a little to get it's attention, making the bean squeak fearfully and run over to Star and hide behind him.

»..Whatever. Be good. Seeya.

[ ..aaand they're out!

lol- @beanwithablade

"★ Good riddance!" -> Star smiles and picks up the little bean, gently scratching under his chin and cooing at him. "★ Come on, baby! Do you wanna see Beanket? Would that make you happy after having to deal with that bad caretaker?"

[ He chirps quietly, settling in their arms and perking up at the sound of Beanket's name.

...

[ It nods, straightening it's feathers a little and flapping his wings. There's a little bandage on its back..

#bean sw. ic #star int #not him trying to make himself presentable for a playdate BYE

inpherno-of-beans

"★ I'm starting to remember why I'M the best caretaker..."

»Nuh-uh!

inpherno-of-beans

"★ At least MY beans love me! You can't do anything right for them."

»They do love me! You should see how much respect I get from them! You could learn a thing or two from me, yunno!!

#bloxxer sw. ic #star int

inpherno-of-beans

"★ I'm starting to remember why I'M the best caretaker..."

»Nuh-uh!

#bloxxer sw. ic #star int

Gently pets the little bean's head! There you go, baby! Go run and play!!! - @simply-windy

[ He squeals with delight, pawing at your hand and scampering off to the heights know where.

#bean ic #big bro star

Carefully unsticks the bean.... - @simply-windy

[ He squeaks thankfully, headbutting your hand. It's little wings are flapping..

#bean ic #Hhhhiii Star

POOR BEAN ):

[ It's been stuck like that for a day now.

..

[ Sucks to be him!

..

[ It's stuck upside down. It's horns are stuck in the floor, too!

#floor prison </3

"Swordy? Is that you?" - @crossroadstroublemaker [Sorry not sorry <3]

[ It laid belly up on a pillow, it's cute little wings spread out under it, twitching slightly.

..

[ Shh, it's sleeping..

crossroadstroublemaker

"Awww..." -> He quietly goes over and lays down beside the bean, reaching over and gently rubbing the little creature's stomach. "So cute..."

[ The bean coos happily, it's tail feathers flapping and it's little legs twitching.

[ Looks like he's having a nice dream..

#bean ic #rocket int #STUOIDBABY 🍳🍳🍳

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