IDV chaos

a blog full of idv chaos, Mod Jade is a Doctor/Bloody queen main. Mod Bunnie is Gardener/Geisha main.

[in-the-mansion]

Emma: “I hate Orpheus!”

Emma, in a sing song voice: “I want him in a ditch~”

[idvchaos]

Robbie: Can I have another cookie? Mary: Well, what did Michiko say? Robbie: She said no. Mary: ...Then why should I say yes? Robbie: Because she’s not the boss of you Mary: Mary, internally: It’s a trap, it’s a trap, it’s a trap, it’s

[idvchaos]

*Frozen playing* Anna: Why have a ballroom with no balls? Mike: *laughs* Eli: Nope. Nope. I’m an adult so that’s not funny.

[idvchaos]

Back on game Lover’s day event

there are 5 types of people Ray: Thanks for the 5 clues, Netease. Ava: Give me that Tracy graffiti. Bunnie: Ooo, we are gonna get fragments.  *in unsion*  Angie: Mike! Mike! Mike! Jade: OOO, Animal tamer!!!

[idvchaos]

Joseph: Hey you okay buddy? You look real sad in this photo I just took.

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Hunter: I could kill you if I wanted to, Naib. Naib: Yeah? So could another human being. Hunter: Naib: So could a dog. Hunter: Naib: So could a dedicated duck. Hunter: Naib: You aren’t special, hunter.

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Emma: I can’t go. Stress is bad for the baby. Emily: What baby? Emma: Me.

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Martha: You tried, you failed. Let’s go to sleep. Vera: Its 2pm.

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Galatea: You’re the boss, Hoss. Joseph: What does that mean? Joseph: I’m not Hoss. I’m Joseph Desaulniers. *Galatea shrugs* Joseph: Ugh, okay.

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Mary: Objection, judges don’t object. Michiko: Objection, neither can the jury. Joseph: Well that settles it. uh, Luca is guilty. Mary: Nehhh- what are you- the JURY decided if he’s guilty. What am I doing? I don’t care.

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Violetta: Why didn’t they just TALK to us? ….. More?

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Kreacher: Yeah, I’d appreciate if you didn’t talk about me behind my back. Freddy: Oh I wouldn’t talk about you behind your back. Freddy: You would still hear everything I was saying. I’d talk about you in another room. Kreacher: …. Fair enough.

[idvchaos]

Joseph: Guilty as char-

Mary: Hi, hello, what do you want? Joseph: …… Thank you Mary, I love how you just ruined my dramatic introduction. Mwah, mwah, so good.

Mary: Well your face ruined my day so we’ll call it even.

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Mike: “You know, this would go a lot quicker if we did things my way...”

Emily: “Since your way, probably involves explosives, I think it’s safer if we don’t.”

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Edgar: Okay, time out for thee and time out for thee, focus on issues or focus on me.

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Andrew: Did you know that 1 in every 4 people are gay? Victor: That means one of us is gay. Luca: I hope its Edgar. Edgar: We’re all gay, you idiot.

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Josephs love giving Jade a heart attack

Ava: *is on chair*  Jade: *decoding* Ray: *goes to rescue Ava* *Teleport noise*  Ray: Oh he teleported. Jade: *screams and starts kiting for dear life*