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i eat dolphins

[ieatdolphins]

hello! i am moving to a new blog!

my new jamblr blog is @puddi-classic

i'm moving partially because the person who used to be on this blog with me randomly blocked me on everything without warning or explanation, and partially because i like having a whole separate account more than having a side blog under the same email bc it's just. nicer and more neat. basically this blog makes me sad now lol and it'll be easier for me to use the other. anyways thank u all for the love on my posts and the memories on jamblr, i hope to make more on my new blog too <3 ((im not deleting this one but i might repost some of the stuff from here onto there just so i have it all in one place))

[nonbinary-juno]

so obviously the first phanthro i design has to be in a suit and tie, because i am a simp for formal wear,

his name is unpronounceable, redacted, and also most likely a swear word, so everyone calls him Pierce(named for his piercings but also because he will pierce your eyeballs and you will see afterimages of him for a week) (@seasig also suggested sphantom because he's spamton adjacent and i think that's delightful, thats his last name)

he has a jammer form he uses to blend in but it's not very good and it's kinda coming apart at the seams and if you look at him too long he will melt

i don't really know what his deal is,, he has dubious game show host vibes so that's what i'm going with

he's a public menace, a nasty little gremlin if you will,

he learned how to speak by reading the jamaa journal which is why he talks Like That

and i love him

[ieatdolphins]

aj is still chaotic and flourishing

there was a vegan screaming at us in all caps that we were terrible people for eating meat so everyone started doing the burger emote and saiyng "hamboreg.er.... mmmmm hambruegr.... hamborger...mmmmm..."

soon people resumed advertising but they had clearly left their mark

then someone came and started preaching christianity to us?? and they said they offer healing prayer (... over aj???!?@!?1/?@?!?) and can help with negativity and mmENTAL ILLNESS??./.????

so somebody accepted bc they have been sad lately

so yeah aj exorcism and veganism in the same room i'd say the community is alive and well

[ieatdolphins]

HI

reviving this dead blog to brag that IM IN AN @izzzyzzz VIDEO

THE WAY MY JAW DROPPED WHEN I SAW THIS SCREENSHOT COME UP MY GOD

[ieatdolphins]

I feel very loved. Bless you, eboyliquid6942 (0?)

[ieatdolphins]

THIS IS MY NEWEST ANIMAL JAM PET HE IS CRUSTYSPLINTER HE LIKES DRY TOAST HE IS A FASHION ICON HE IS FUCKING VALID AND I WOULD DIE FOR HIM GOD DAMMIT

[out-of-context-animal-jam]

spooky bunny has come to free us

[ieatdolphins]

“if you see this it is working.”

[pugfluffs-deactivated20211212]

[ieatdolphins]

ok thanos

[mango-aka-manog]

you’re walking in the woods,, theres no one around and your phone is dead,, out of the corner of your eye you spot him: cloudylad 

[ieatdolphins]

me looking at my buddy list on animal jam:

“more than 30 days”

me:

[ieatdolphins]

THIS IS A SCAM

(it wasnt, there was just a pillow dick and somebody sitting in the corner making heart eyes at it)

[ieatdolphins]

THE RAID IS FUCKING LIT

if ur against the raid thats ok bc i find this funny. also did i predict the raid??? my pfp was this yellow penguin in best dressed before it was even announced,,,

[homunculiope]

[ieatdolphins]

animal jam every thursday

[ieatdolphins]

jammaamamaday

i love the great horned owl so much??? its so fuckin animated and lovely and most items actually look good on it?!?! the dance is wonderful and again so fuckin animated... it’s the first decent animal in such a long time so thats fuckign awesome... u can tell ajhq actually put effort into it unlike the direwolf and sabertooth and clydesdales.. recently they’ve focused more on play wild but i love aj pc so much more and like,,,, bhjhfsdhnfjsnjn i love it

[ieatdolphins]

i just discovered that animal jam’s chat filters allow sexism and transphobia but not lgbt. :)

[operationrobodachi]

3 moods

[ieatdolphins]

here i am picking on a child. basically this stinky dog seal told us to be quiet so i called them a stinky dog. then they offered to guide jaycee and i through the maze but i said no, so they begged and i said “d i d  i  s t u t t e r” but jaycee was right so yeah. then i drowned. it was a wild day.