If Benny Asks...

Disclaimer Attention followers: This blog is crafted by professionals. Please do not try these at home. The performance of any of the things that Benny asks is not condoned by the runner(s) of this blog. Any actions taken to get the attention of and/or please Benedict Cumberbatch are taken at the performer’s own risk.

[crayoladinosaurs]

Mom would’ve believed me.

Stiles

NO FUCK THIS

EVERYTHING IS STILINSKI FAMILY FEELS

AND EVERYTHING HURTS

(via crayoladinosaurs)

Watching it again.

Still crying.

[if-benny-asks]

My Dear Followers:

I want to take this opportunity to thank those of you who are still here.

I'm sorry that I've been such  a shit blog runner lately.

You guys are lovely and I don't deserve you.

I am, however, putting IBA on an official hiatus.

I do not have the time to put in the effort that this blog deserves, so I'm taking a step back.

I'm going to attempt to think of a new strategy for running this show that will be better for all involved.

My sincerest apologies.

Bless you all.

[if-benny-asks]

I've had a tough week, Angela. May I request a traditional IBA post from you? Just for me? Pretty please? *bats eyelashes*

I shall do my best for you, my love.

It might take a couple days because I just started back to school. But it is on my to-do list.

<3 I love you.

[if-benny-asks]

I've been going through this blog since last night, and I would just like to thank you for not only providing me with a lot of laughs, but also dramatically increasing the number of Benny gifs at my disposal. ;) Stay awesome!

Oh, you are always welcome, my lowly peasant.

Anytime you are in need of a Benny gif, you're welcome to pop into my ask.

I shall do my best to provide it for you.

[sherlockisthebest-deactivated20]

The One show - August 24th

[if-benny-asks]

[dudeufugly-deactivated20180430]

[if-benny-asks]

Benny is sick of your shit.

[theprofessorstrikesagain]

EVERYTHING IS BEN'S FACE AND NOTHING HURTS.

[if-benny-asks]

See...

In my experience, including right now, when everything is Ben's face, everything hurts.

EVERYTHING HURTS.

[elementarysherlock]

#ugh my only weakness

#flannel shirts

[cumberbuddy]

That shirt is excellent. Look how gorgeously Skinny he looks compared to that Athlete! 

[if-benny-asks]

Yes. Flannel shirts.

Hello Kink.

I just want to hold you sir.

[petratodd-deactivated20250817]

[if-benny-asks]

Oh My God.

Stop.

I just can't.

[deareje]

[if-benny-asks]

Sir, your face.

It's very distracting.

Oh, and you hair.

Can I touch it?

Just a little bit?

[peepingmonkey-deactivated201701]

So I raise a morphine toast to you. And, should you remember that it’s the anniversary of my birth, remember that you were loved by me and you made my life a happy one. And there’s no tragedy in that.

[if-benny-asks]

Because who doesn't want to cry right now?

Oh, you didn't?

Well, then why are you a Benny fan?

[if-benny-asks]

Then I went to Harrow, and that was really the moulding of me. In my first year I had the onerous task, having just established myself as a reasonably decent rugby-playing cricketer and footballer, of starring as Titania, Queen of the Fairies. I then followed up with a Rosalind that was deemed by my drama tutor as being the finest since Vanessa Redgrave's. I have seen pictures of that and it's quite scary – I look like I am possessed by a woman.

Benedict Cumberbatch

I would give pretty much anything to see those pictures....

(x)

[if-benny-asks]

YOU’RE IT! Rules are: copy this message to 10 other beautiful people/blogs who you think deserve this message! Keep the game going and make everyone feel beautiful :)

[lady-cumberbatch]

[if-benny-asks]

Holy Shit...

[if-benny-asks]

mishasaurus reblogged your post: mishasaurus reblogged your photo: Submitted...

#I think you may have missed the point of this blog…

no trust me i completely get the point of this blog

[if-benny-asks]

mishasaurus reblogged your photo: Submitted by poeticnerd1990 Not gonna lie, I...

I highly doubt benedict cumberbatch would ask anyone to do that tbh

[if-benny-asks]

I see things like this all the time, and I sit here staring at my screen thinking, "But you don't even know me."

And then I realize they're probably talking to Benny.