heathers: the musical

vsawyer in the hizzy

[ifeellikebonoatliveaid]

If any of you are crazy ex girlfriend fans as well... Here is my medley!!🥨❤️🥨❤️🥨❤️🥨

[jdronica]

if you watched Heathers and didn’t think JD was depressed you weren’t watching the movie hard enough

[kevinpriceshair]

One time I was like “Man I wish I could go see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.” And this girl goes “You only want to see it because Christian Borle is in it!”

…Yes? That’s not a bad thing…?

I only got into Falsettos because Andrew Rannells was in it I only got into Hedwig because Neil Patrick Harris was in it And they’re both great shows that I would know nothing about otherwise

Becoming interested in a show because you know or like the actor in it… isn’t a bad thing?

[jesterlesbian]

cats not getting nominated for anything? extended my lifespan by at least five years

[ravhens]

Heathers opened three years ago today, so I naturally had to make a gifset

[80-lines-of-virgil]

So uh this is the high school version of Candy Store

[stephaniebaeblock]

My mother went to see Something Rotten and met Brian D'Arcy James for me. She meant well.

[ifeellikebonoatliveaid]

Veronica, walking down stairs: Is something burning..?

JD, leaning seductively against the counter: Just my desire for you.

Veronica: JD, the toaster is on fire.

[brainlesscorvid]

Heathers: The Musical is like the lovechild of a drunken one night stand between Spring Awakening and Legally Blonde

[amethysts-remade]

Veronica: the demon queen of high school has decreed it

Me: SHE SAYS MONDAY 8AM I WILL BE DELETED

[ifeellikebonoatliveaid]

Kurt: Ram and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Ram: Sentences.

Kurt: Please don't interrupt me.

[ifeellikebonoatliveaid]

JUST A REMINDER THAT MOST OF THE HEATHERS CAST ARE STILL REALLY CLOSE FRIENDS AND ARE STILL LIVING THEIR BEST LIVES AS SUNSHINES OF THE WORLD

[jdronica]

Don’t play waving through a window for JD because he will blow up everything

[bitchneyhouston]

Just think about it though If I was on Broadway right now doing a show I’d probably just be getting home to my apartment Feet tired from dance choreography Right hand tired from signing playbills Mic tape stuck behind my ear Hairs from my wig and sequins from one of my quick change costumes on my arms Scrolling through my tumblr tag to see how people like me Getting fanmail from kids who live in Smalltown, USA Show-themed cookies from Scmackery’s Tweeting other Broadway actors Hoping the show will last at least another season Noticing the bootlegger in the mezzanine, row AB seat 6 But not saying anything Because there’s probably a kid living in Jacksonville, Florida Who’s been waiting on this bootleg for months

That would be the life

[ifeellikebonoatliveaid]

Happy 3 Year Anniversary, corn nuts!

[salty-disposition]

if ur heather mac doesnt say it like “pin-yaaah-taahh” then what even is the point of performing heathers??

[ifeellikebonoatliveaid]

peen yah tah

[bunibon]

Heather Mcnamara is best Heather