shit posts

oli // 28 // been on this website about 15 years too long

[sesamie]

"family function"...? i didn't know it could do that

[dogpuppy]

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[futchlings]

"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked

[ultirex]

“feeling like a person again” collection

[adamsmasher]

WE WERE ON JEOPARDY!!!!!!!!!!

[rouge-the-bat]

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

[hinoneko]

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

[molabuddy]

^ guy drowning in blood

[melonwah]

[bunnayy]

What country is '🏳️‍⚧️' and why are all the cute boys from there

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[froggribs]

[jamesbitchjames]

she went after my cock like she was smeego. and I was that gay little ring.

[omtai]

they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit

[infectiouspiss]

TESTOSTEROEN CIGARETTE BEING SMOKED BY A BUTCH DYKE OUTSIDE THE BAR SHE SHOTGUN THR SMOKE INTO MYMOUTH I GET SO HARD I PASS OUT SMASH MY HEAD AND DIE

[infectiouspiss]

sorry that was meant for the tags

[omtai]

it’s okay. You’ve painted a beautiful and true picture

[spitblaze]

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

[zerotolerancepolicy-deactivated]

[nondelphic]

writing? oh, i’m definitely writing. in my head. during the most inconvenient times. like in the shower or when i’m about to fall asleep. actual typing? no, no, we don’t do that here.

[peelingmandarins]

unmarried childless women whenever there's a newly released low birthrate statistic