Part Time Space Traveler

Figuring it all out.

[obro-voices-deactivated20200819]

More legit than PPG 2016

[pointandclickaceventures]

no you guys this IS a legit 90′s PPG cosplay

[tastefullyoffensive]

A father’s love. (via Kieeraaa)

[em-pocket]

[the-crooked-library]

online friendships are a delicate mix of “i know all your deepest secrets” and “wait you’re not left-handed”

[unclefather]

[andhumanslovedstories]

This is the greatest progression of events I have ever read, where’s my historical gay romance novel about this

[ariaste]

KING JAMES, CAN YOU CHILL?

[cornchipz-revival]

Local King Cannot Stop Promoting His Boyfriend

[ruby--wednesday]

where’s the lush period drama about this series of events?

[hotidiotsoup]

fun thing about king James, this guy was fairly public about his bf (more public than what was acceptable). He threw lots of extravagant parties with his man on his arm. It pissed off the church obviously so to get them off his back, he’s the one that ordered the third translation of the Bible from Hebrew to English (the King James Version aka the Authorized Version) so the Bible every hot blooded all American Christian reads today was literally just written so a very gay king could fuck his boyfriend in peace.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

oh my god this is hilarious

“guys, guys. I know this looks kinda gay, and i promise i have a good explanation for all this, but have you considered… that jesus… is also gay? checkmate, heteros.”

[remnantsofasoulgifs]

[heroesnewday]

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1. Carly Rae Jespen 

2. Parks and Rex

3. The Hex Girls

4. Wham

5. Britney Spears

6. The Weeknd

7. Shakira

8. Lana Del Rey

9. Celine Dion

10. Phill Collins  

[ozten-deactivated20171022]

Steve Buscemi’s dramatic acting skills being put to the test as Mr. Pink realizes there is no coffee in his cup.

[nerd-nugget]

My love

[strawberrysunlights-oldacc-deac]

the office is such a stupid show i love it so much

[rrozeselavy-deactivated-deactiv]

so the thing about my family is that we have two ancestors on my dad’s side who were buried in france, where I currently live. one died in the spanish civil war, and one died prior doing…we don’t know what. but he somehow managed to get buried in père lachaise. 

so anyhow, my gran sends me a message like “pls put flowers on ur uncle samuel’s grave because he’s gone over a century with none and it will make the ghost mad if he hasn’t already” because my family spends time in europe but never long enough to go all the way to père lachaise and give ya boy samuel jr. his death rites. so im like “ok gran I can do that” bc im a good grandson and you do not fuck with gran she doesn’t DESERVE THAT 

i figure out which plot he’s on and ask someone specifically where you can find uncle samuel jr. and they tell me where and so I arrive at the junction and. 

HE GONE. 

WHERE DID YOU GO UNCLE SAMUEL. 

*celine dion’s smash hit “my heart will go on” playing in the distance* 

in other words either someone stole my entire great great uncle samuel or he has risen again, ready to party in paris for all of eternity. 

[palindrome-mystery]

You’re pretty chill about a corpse disappearing.

[rrozeselavy-deactivated-deactiv]

My guy, my dude, he’s been dead since 1851. He could be anywhere. He does what he wants.

[paddysnuffles]

Animal sizes for comparison

Moose

Grey Wolf

Maned Wolf

Sea Otter

Toucan

Grizzly Bear

Polar Bear

Stellar Sea Lion

Cow

Pig

Raven

Black Bear & Bengal Tiger

White-Tailed Deer

Buffalo

Capybara

[ange--de-lumiere]

me at half the animals on the post: “BITCH THAT’S H U G E”

[riquis]

THAT COW IS A HORSE.

[berserk-al]

That first maned wolf is a model.

[lilymarshall]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via amyschumersucks)

[memewhore]

[nightlifemingus]

i wish more conspiracy theorists would really swing for the fences. ‘we never went to the moon’ = boring, pedestrian. ‘we are actually living on the moon right now, but have been programmed to think we’re on earth’ = endlessly fascinating, shimmering with possibilities

[24kblk]

[sixpenceee]

This is awful. @sixpenceee