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I have been absent due to new work conditions. To make it short, I moved to a new office where I didn’t have a computer of my own, and at home I have too many distractions already to check tumblr. Let’s see how active I am now.

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sugarcoatednightshade

Holy fucking shit i have finally laid eyes on this legendary post

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Will u join the challenge?

wereralph

is there a reason for this? like is this part of a strike or something im not aware of?

wereralph

i cannot believe im this fucking stupid

heraldofultimateness

Ralph, pick a number between 1 and 10

wereralph

four of course because it’s my lucky number

heraldofultimateness

Good cause that’s your IQ

wereralph

happy anniversary to the post that ruined my life

risu75

Twiggy Toyota Corona Japan ad, 1966

holythefirm-deactivated20210220

Twiggy…no..

scumfuckus

seriously twiggy read the room

aplpaca

That rabbit/hare post is messing me up. I’d thought they were synonyms. Their development and social behavior are all different. They can’t even interbreed. They don’t have the same number of chromosomes. Dogs, wolves, jackals, and coyotes can mate with each other and have fertile offspring but rabbits and hares cant even make infertile ones bc they just die in the womb. Wack.

aplpaca

These

are more genetically compatible than These

and that’s why morphology-based phylogeny has Issues

thellamamongler

@aviculor

aviculor

The problem is perspective. People always think dogs are the ‘standard’ animal, the metric to use for whether or not two organisms “look like” they’re related. When in fact they’re a massive outlier due to the fact that we fucked up this lineage of wolf beyond recognition with selective breeding. It’s why people always say “breed” when they mean “species”, especially when talking about groups like lizards which can’t even be defined cladistically since some of them are closer to snakes than each other. To say nothing of fish.

thetinybutimportantthings

I once read an article that emphasized there is no such thing as a fish. Sharks and rays, lamprey, lobe-finned fish like lungfish and coelacanth, bichir and sturgeon, and of course the multiple infraclasses of more “modern” fish groups are all only very distantly related to one another. They’ve maintained semi-similar body structures only because there are limited ways to efficiently move through water as a vertebrate.

This

And this

Are more distantly related from one another than you and I are from a lungfish

Which is absolutely fuckin wild.

bogleech

Not only that, but all of us air-breathing land vertebrates, all the lizards and chickens and people and frogs, are closer to one another than those three “fish” are to one another as well.

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these

are genetically closer than these

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and…

these

are genetically closer than these

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and my personal favorite, it really fucks with people…

these

are more genetically similar than these

augustdementhe

COOL.

varkarrus-deactivated20200511

just the other day, one of my friends mentioned this book, “Dinosaurs: A Concise Natural History,” which apparently has a (tongue in cheek) chapter that argues that Cows are actually Fish.

heydocverdant

this is a very stupid take by a very stupid website

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Anyone who tries to claim that Clark Kent is the kind of repulsive nauseating MORON who would support the Republican party let alone support Donald Trump is someone who has literally never read a Superman comic in their entire life

littlemissonewhoisall

They really think the Kents, whose ancestors moved to Kansas in order to fight slavery, would support TRUMP?!

aureatecunning-deactivated20240

The best thing about this absolutely rancid take is that they truly believe that Clark Kent, a Kryptonian, would be a climate change denier.

littlemissonewhoisall

“My father fought until our planet’s last day to make the government recognize the environmental crisis that was destroying our civilization... I’m sure there’s nothing to think about there.”

#dc comics #superheroes #superman

laimfunk

The silly shenanigans of a dog and his boy

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch

xenosagaepisodeone

Submerging an Italian in olive oil like you would an Evangelion pilot in LCL so they can operate at maximum psychological capacity

santa-destroy-deactivated202211

this is what my bellisima mama did to me when i was but a six year old little bambine and now im so unbelievably fucked up

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achilles....

quariumarts

Somebody on twitter seemed to really wanna see Mima drawn by me. Somewhat 90s since she’s a goofy 90′s villain in my eyes.

memeuplift

theblackestofsuns

“A Processing Comic”

Rain Like Hammers #1 (January 2021)

Brandon Graham

Image Comics

stuck-in-jelly

"Why are you so obessed with found family?"

I watched this as a kid and internalized it for forever

#disney #lilo and stitch

zagreus

obsessed with this tweet

but also deeply insulted by the implication that fondant isnt delicious

fetus-cakes

fondant is garbage and I’m willing to duel over that statement

anotherdayforchaosfay

PlayDoh tastes better than fondant.

gavinosbornedrors

Goblin Week 2021: #1!

“What’s that?!”

“That is Relii - a Taiga Goblin. We met while I was exploring the frigid north. The lichen that grows off his people’s wood-like horns can make potent healing potions. Potions sell for a lot, and he wanted to see the south - so he agreed to be my assistant for a while.”