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Vanessa: Finally, a hope for Warren.

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Kendra: Did you know that Jellyfish have survived for over 600,000 years without brains?
Vanessa: Finally, a hope for Warren.
Bracken: I got my ankles microwaved.
Vanessa: X-rayed.
Bracken: They took my blood away to use for science!
Vanessa: Cholesterol tests.
Bracken: Kendra had her sinuses... removed?
Vanessa: Looked at.
Bracken: Some guy looked at my wiener - touched it. That was weird.
Vanessa: That guy wasn't even a doctor.
Bracken: That...
You know irritates me more than a hangnail? The fact that everyone was willing to *oh so easily* forgive the Sphinx in KttDP and give him a reward for his “hard work”. Meanwhile, Vanessa (who was also a victim of his betrayal) was kept in a prison cell, mistrusted for months, blamed for everything, and got nothing when she went above and beyond to help Seth. Seriously? Like who authorized this?
Definition of ‘The Man’ by Taylor Swift.
Fun fact: the first narcoblix is in the demon prison ergo narcoblixes are likely originally from demons
no one has ever come CLOSE to matching the vibe of Vanessa doing sit ups while in a prison cell.
Vanessa
They are allowed (1) actual hurt&comfort scene per book (maybe even each)
Consider: Kendra as the Tony Hawk of the magical world. I don’t mean Kendra doing sick ollies, I mean that most people have probably heard that the Fairy Queen has a handmaiden, some might know her name, but most don’t know her face. And most probably don’t expect someone so unassuming looking. So Kendra just having funny fan interactions.
Random magical citizen: Did you kill the demon king?
Kendra: I did
Them: No you didn’t
Kendra: Ok, I didn’t
Them: But did you, for real??
Kendra: yes
Them: I thought you’d be older
Kendra: ME TOO
and
Fairy: Ah, a mortal who was taken in by the fairies- just like the one who slew Gorgrog!
Kendra: Exactly
Fairy: I see. I wonder what she’s up to these days
Kendra: This
and
(At a fairy shrine, Kendra is talking with the dryads the guard the area)
Dryad: You are Kendra Sorenson?
Kendra: Yes
Dryad: Can I tell everyone?
Kendra: Uh, yeah
Dryad: yo, Kendra Sorenson is here!
Voice from the pond: Who?
@seth-sorenson asked me a while back for a fic with gay/queer Seth, who meets a special someone and introduces him to the magical world, and I super apologize, but the writing bug has not reliably been in my brain for several months now, and truth be told, it’s really bumming me out. I did brainstorm with my friend @ifnotyourfriend and we came up with this cool idea for a multi-chaptered fic, which I’ll share below, along with some of my hc’s.
Picture like a 1920s speakeasy setting.
Also picture an aged-up Seth. I’m thinking along the lines of 19/20/21 years old.
The Knights of the Dawn are investigating illegal creature trades/allegations of abuse of magical creatures.
Seth is undercover with Kendra, Warren, Vanessa and Bracken. Kendra’s role is to keep attention on her. Bracken uses magic to keep her on a lucky streak with whichever gambling game she’s on, and to make sure she doesn’t get into trouble. Vanessa, Warren and Seth are to infiltrate the normal crowd and try to causally ease into conversation with other people there in hopes of getting in contact with those who are part of the illegal trade.
The story follows Seth around and is told from his perspective (but 3rd person). He sits down for a game of blackjack and thinks it would be good to try and get the dealer’s insights, seeing as how he works there and probably hears things. So Seth starts chatting it up with the dealer and the other occupants at the table with him. Small talk. After about 30 mins of this, he starts dropping hints that he’s interested in hypothetical magical creatures. Two of the people at the table give him strange looks, so Seth figures they’re not “in the know,” but one of the occupants gives him a quizzical, studious look, and the dealer looks nervous, so he knows that those two know something.
Seth continues idle chatter with the people at the table. The two who gave Seth strange looks eventually leave, and Seth drops more hints about wanting in on the creature trade. Dealer looks very nervous. The man sitting at the table who had given Seth knowing glances gets up to leave, and the dealer whispers to Seth that he needs to be careful about what he’s doing. Dealer guy has seen things he can’t talk about here. Seth asks to meet dealer guy for coffee that night at a diner on the other side of town, dealer guy accepts.
Seth is dragged outside by a couple of strong people, under careful watch by Warren and Vanessa, and is essentially interrogated by the other dude who’d been at the table about what he knows. Seth does his Seth thing and manages to stave off their paranoia while worming his way into the beginnings of the magical trade underground.
The story evolves from there and ultimately the trading ring is brought down while Seth and dealer guy (really should probably name him - let’s call him... Adam) build a friendship and a blossoming romance. They work together to liberate the creatures who’ve been abused (with the additional help of Kendra and the others, too, ofc). Adam is in the know from day 1 that Seth is undercover to help the creatures in need, and Adam is on board to help however he can. His primary role is to feed intel to the group, and he does it well. No questions about loyalties or whether or not he’s a traitor. He’s a good, solid person through and through.
Kendra loves Adam immediately. Vanessa and Warren are a little suspicious but he grows on them. Bracken is supportive and trusts Seth to make his own decisions. Unsure if Bracken is still a unicorn with mind reading capabilities in this AU. Leaning toward yes. That might bring all of them peace of mind faster. Gonna stop here before I keep rambling about my thoughts on that subject.
First, I have no idea why this was the idea which came to mind. It has almost nothing in common with the original request (sorry!). I try to stay true to my interpretation of what the characters’ personalities are, and I feel like a romantic relationship from Seth’s POV would take time to develop. I don’t see him as the type to be “immediately swept away” by physical attraction. (Don’t @ me about Eve. Maybe I’ll make a different post some other day to talk about my thoughts on Seth and Eve.) I think Seth is more likely to find that he’s attracted to someone after he discovers that he has things in common with them, and after they’ve built at least a little bit of a friendship first. The type for whom physical attraction follows after he’s been emotionally attracted. Ya know?
(I love imagining Seth as an adult in a committed relationship. He’s golden in my eyes.)
Second, I feel like Seth is in love with the magical world, first and foremost, and would probably be more likely to fall for someone who is already “in the know” about magical creatures and communities. He’s the type to spend the majority (if not all) of his time around people who are well-informed about magic, so it makes sense from that perspective that he would fall for someone who already knows this stuff. I’m not saying that it’s not possible for him to find someone who doesn’t know about magic; I’m just explaining why I didn’t think along that route for this particular exercise.
Third, if anyone would like to actually write this story, please do so. Feel free to take it. I’ve not really been in a writing mood since quarantine began, I’m overworked and waaaay overstressed, and as much as I would like to at least start it off, I will not be writing this story myself. :(
OH MY THE FRUIT SCENE I’ve never been prouder of Kendra
im the one deliberately killing the conversation
you mean to tell me that Brandon Mull has eleven children
seth, in the dead of the night: can centaurs slap their own ass to go faster?
vanessa, unsheathing a knife: alright that’s it.
The gang after taking the speed potion for the second time:
Fictober 2020 day 5 prompt: Unacceptable, try again.”
Fandom: Fablehaven
A bit of domestic Warrenessa for you all. Set at some point after the first 5 books, Dragonwatch probably doesn’t exist. No spoilers for anything.
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“What about Chinese? There’s that little Mom and Pop place down the street-“
“No,” Vanessa said.
“Mexican, then? We could go to the restaurant where we first met.” Warren waggled his eyebrows at her.
Vanessa rolled her eyes, but Warren caught a glimpse of a smile on her lips before she pronounced her ruling. “Unacceptable. Try again.”
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dale at fablehaven during the battle of zzyzx
This was legitimately the most fun I’ve ever had working on a piece for this long (2 weeks lmao rip). If you haven’t played or watched it yet, and “Disney-gone-wrong but make it charmingly homicidal” sounds interesting, I cannot recommend bendy and the ink machine enough.
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