If They Were Right

I'd agree, but it's them they know, not me... - Cat Stephens, Father and Son.

[just-shower-thoughts]

We’re slowly growing up to become the adult we needed the most as kids

[loxare]

Tumblr telling me I can give gifts to blogs I love as if I'm not right in the middle of reporting and blocking their bot ass like ajshatfav

[sadieawesome]

Gifting crabs to porn bots by miss click like the weirdest std metaphor ever

[bulkhummus]

cecil palmer and his Opinions

(based off this meme)

[iftheywereright]

i think this is art actually

[softest-punk]

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

fucking mood

[plumslices]

I wish i was different i wish it all was different . *cleans and does laundry *

[jtightpants]

[ralfmaximus]

Reblog to come play this stupid homemade board game we’re all making.

[thenightgaunt]

As a kid I created a homemade board game with a lot of stupid rules. As an adult, I have many hobbies (including game design) that have brought me joy for decades. 

Meanwhile this asshole’s likely the most boring fucker on the planet.

[mtfoss]

How to Smoke from a Bong

Smoking a bong for the first time can be confusing, but it gets easier once you know what you're doing. Before you can smoke anything out of

Really important article

[foxxy-pet]

@fatgothgf leaving this treasure in the tags is a crime

[sonic-justice-real-for]

please watch this tiktok (x)

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

There’s no way to tell where this goes.

[the-adventures-of-dave]

This is completely unrelated to cats but I have a question ✨for science✨

Does a beach need to be by the ocean? Can lakes have beaches? Rivers?

This has been an ongoing debate between some friends for a while and we want to outsource.

[the-adventures-of-dave]

I made a chart

[quietvenus]

i shouldnt have to deal with things <3,,,,

[just-shower-thoughts]

Multi-language instruction manuals are in fact modern-day Rosetta stones…

[poopoopeepeetour]

i had to go in a gas station in the middle of nowhere to pee and this is their monster energy display

[poopoopeepeetour]

now realizing my username makes it seem like this is like . what i do as a hobby. use the bathroom in random gas stations all over the place

[quendergeer]

you should

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

My friend crashed at my house last night on her road trip and we accidentally stayed up until 3:30 AM. One of the conversations we had was about our childhood memories of being told to run if someone pointed a gun at us and told us to get in their car, because our chances of survival are much higher.

Which somehow devolved into speculation about what we would do in response to a series of increasingly bizarre and implausible weaponry being used as a kidnapping tool, such as 1.) a hunting rifle with a scope 2.) a crossbow 3.) a trebuchet 4.) a 36 pounder 5.) an atlatl 6.) a bombard loaded with Greek fire and finally

7.) cow tools

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

[wellwaterhysteria]

thinking about supernatural when castiel said “i’m considering disobedience” GIRL. be MORE autistic about this. i haven’t seen the show in years don’t correct me if i got the quote wrong i don’t want to hear it. but i just think it’s so funny that he spent half his time on earth trying to kubrick stare dean “the d stands for DSLs and uhh. daddy issues” winchester into taking his pants off and he didn’t even get a canonical blowie out of it. you hate to see neurodivergent girlies losing :(

[wellwaterhysteria]

i want all of you to know you can unfollow me for anything at any time and i will completely understand. i think they should have been putting High Shine lipgloss on jensen ackles and docking his pay whenever he breathed through his nose on camera.

[wellwaterhysteria]

castiel’s staring at dean like he wants to put him in some sort of scary sex labyrinth of his own making and dean’s like “dude are you mad at me? :/“ and instead of taking a moment to process what’s happening castiel says some shit like “my angel dick is the size of a parking garage”. and dean winks and says “i bet you say that to all the girls” and then goes off and immediately sacrifices his life at the first available opportunity. so fucking normal.

[thegayjoker]

microdosing on listening to music by having the same line from a song playing in my head for days straight