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"Hey, babe!" Smooch!
“Rockstar!!!!” Smooch smooch smooch!!! “Where the heck have you been?! It’s like you just.. Disappeared!”
"Ugh...yeah." Gives him a good, long, desperate smooch, clearly overwhelmed at seeing Souda again. He even hugs him close and tight for good measure.
"I've been...nowhere, really. I just. Disappeared and came back but god am I happy you're still here." Smilesmile!
[Souda is shut in his roon, sitting on the floor and surrounded by machines; tvs to compouters to about 25 handheld consols. Cans and empty bags of chips everywhere. Bags under his eyes. when did he sleep last? All he knew is even if he was a mechanic he had callouses on his hand]
[Ya boi is here, leaning against ya other boy as soon as he gets in the room. This place looked disgusting and hell did he wanna say it, but he’s more concerned about his own boi right now.]
hey babe hows the gaming going? want a candy?
……i like it. pink is really nice on you, leon. [he tilted his head and nodded slowly, moving to him and laid right on him. Nice and warm and comfortable]
….you’re soft.
i’m…soft? [sniffsniff.] and i smell like. vanilla and strawberry. oh god. im a pastel punk nightmare. i wanna die. [but instead of dying he just holds souda real close and snuggles up. if he wanted to fall asleep on the floor right here right now, then why not?]
…you want some candy?
..very. [he yawned again, relaxing against Leon and set his game boy off to the side. Enough games for now, he needed to rest] …candy? what kind?
theyre macaroons. i went ham on a bunch of weird baked goods and little candies, actually. dunno what the hell i am, but apparently it makes sweet things and wears pink and enjoys being fluffy.
[he offers a candy to souda, holding it in front of his mouth.]
eat it.
…macaroons? [He took a soft breath before taking the candy into his mouth, reaching over and held onto Leon’s hand] you should wear pink more often, it suits you.
this isn’t too bad.
yeah? well enjoy it while it lasts, babe. as soon as i find my normal dreads, its all comin’ right off quicker than ya can blink!! i mean seriously!!! painted nails!!!! [He hold the bfs hand tho. Heck yea.]
painted nails arent too bad… [he hummed, reaching ober and grabbed his game boy. he relaxed against leon after but stared at the screen as he spoke] you rock pink better than i do.
[leon's happy just to hold his bf on the kitchen floor while he games. this is nice. he hasn't felt like, this much like a pile of putty in literal years?? does souda make other people sleepy, too? that's so cute if it's true.]
lies and slander! your bubblegum rock aesthetic is way better than this nasty collage of trash garbage.
……i like it. pink is really nice on you, leon. [he tilted his head and nodded slowly, moving to him and laid right on him. Nice and warm and comfortable]
….you’re soft.
i’m…soft? [sniffsniff.] and i smell like. vanilla and strawberry. oh god. im a pastel punk nightmare. i wanna die. [but instead of dying he just holds souda real close and snuggles up. if he wanted to fall asleep on the floor right here right now, then why not?]
…you want some candy?
..very. [he yawned again, relaxing against Leon and set his game boy off to the side. Enough games for now, he needed to rest] …candy? what kind?
theyre macaroons. i went ham on a bunch of weird baked goods and little candies, actually. dunno what the hell i am, but apparently it makes sweet things and wears pink and enjoys being fluffy.
[he offers a candy to souda, holding it in front of his mouth.]
eat it.
…macaroons? [He took a soft breath before taking the candy into his mouth, reaching over and held onto Leon’s hand] you should wear pink more often, it suits you.
this isn’t too bad.
yeah? well enjoy it while it lasts, babe. as soon as i find my normal dreads, its all comin' right off quicker than ya can blink!! i mean seriously!!! painted nails!!!! [He hold the bfs hand tho. Heck yea.]
……i like it. pink is really nice on you, leon. [he tilted his head and nodded slowly, moving to him and laid right on him. Nice and warm and comfortable]
….you’re soft.
i’m…soft? [sniffsniff.] and i smell like. vanilla and strawberry. oh god. im a pastel punk nightmare. i wanna die. [but instead of dying he just holds souda real close and snuggles up. if he wanted to fall asleep on the floor right here right now, then why not?]
…you want some candy?
..very. [he yawned again, relaxing against Leon and set his game boy off to the side. Enough games for now, he needed to rest] …candy? what kind?
theyre macaroons. i went ham on a bunch of weird baked goods and little candies, actually. dunno what the hell i am, but apparently it makes sweet things and wears pink and enjoys being fluffy.
[he offers a candy to souda, holding it in front of his mouth.]
eat it.
……i like it. pink is really nice on you, leon. [he tilted his head and nodded slowly, moving to him and laid right on him. Nice and warm and comfortable]
….you’re soft.
i'm...soft? [sniffsniff.] and i smell like. vanilla and strawberry. oh god. im a pastel punk nightmare. i wanna die. [but instead of dying he just holds souda real close and snuggles up. if he wanted to fall asleep on the floor right here right now, then why not?]
...you want some candy?
[How long has Leon been screaming to himself and shoveling candy into his mouth? Hours? It’s felt like hours. But he passed the breaking point as soon as he realized his nails were painted. Now he’s lying on the kitchen floor with a bunch of macaroons lying all over him.]
…i like dying and being dead.
[There Souda was, eyes locked on a game boy advanced as he walked into the kitchen. The music playing seemed to be from a Zelda game but who really knows? He was probably playing five things at once. OF course, not looking where he was going he tripped right over his boyfriends laying on the floor]
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
[Splat, he lands right on his face and almost falls right asleep if it weren’t for the pain]
[Whoops there’s the BF. The BF can’t see him like this what the fuck! But then he’s got the urge to mean to him too?? He’s not gonna be mean to his babe!]
Hey, watch where you’re fuckin’ going you klutz! I-I mean…oh god. oh my god dont look at me im hideous
[Maybe… A little nap would be nice. He groaned though and sat up, looking at Leon with a yawn] ….huh….?
…Leon! Wait.. Klutz? [He was too sleepy to care]
...have you not been sleeping or something? im. really hideous. and pink. and fluffy. like...like a pillow.
[oh, THERES an idea.]
you wanna sleep on me? im feeling cuddly and need physical affection and attention majorly right now. im never this way. whats happening.
[How long has Leon been screaming to himself and shoveling candy into his mouth? Hours? It’s felt like hours. But he passed the breaking point as soon as he realized his nails were painted. Now he’s lying on the kitchen floor with a bunch of macaroons lying all over him.]
…i like dying and being dead.
[There Souda was, eyes locked on a game boy advanced as he walked into the kitchen. The music playing seemed to be from a Zelda game but who really knows? He was probably playing five things at once. OF course, not looking where he was going he tripped right over his boyfriends laying on the floor]
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
[Splat, he lands right on his face and almost falls right asleep if it weren’t for the pain]
[Whoops there's the BF. The BF can't see him like this what the fuck! But then he's got the urge to mean to him too?? He's not gonna be mean to his babe!]
Hey, watch where you're fuckin' going you klutz! I-I mean...oh god. oh my god dont look at me im hideous
[How long has Leon been screaming to himself and shoveling candy into his mouth? Hours? It's felt like hours. But he passed the breaking point as soon as he realized his nails were painted. Now he's lying on the kitchen floor with a bunch of macaroons lying all over him.]
...i like dying and being dead.
im….so….PINK! and…and FLUFFY!! WHY AM I SO PINK AND FLUFFY AND SUCK AT BASEBALL??
Wait….
I’m good at baseball but can’t make candies….
i started making candies without thinking about it…l-like macaroons…! and then i ate them i ate a bunch of them this completely jeopardizes my normal diet!!
Give me back my talent
woman do i think i wouldve by now if it were possible?!?!? look at this i...its a FEATHERED BOA!!
im….so….PINK! and…and FLUFFY!! WHY AM I SO PINK AND FLUFFY AND SUCK AT BASEBALL??
You’re no longer the ultimate rockstar!!?
no...NO I'M PINK! I'M PINK! [SCREAMS.]
im….so….PINK! and…and FLUFFY!! WHY AM I SO PINK AND FLUFFY AND SUCK AT BASEBALL??
Wait….
I’m good at baseball but can’t make candies….
i started making candies without thinking about it...l-like macaroons...! and then i ate them i ate a bunch of them this completely jeopardizes my normal diet!!
im....so....PINK! and...and FLUFFY!! WHY AM I SO PINK AND FLUFFY AND SUCK AT BASEBALL??
…and then i threw it again. and then i missed. and then i threw, and then i threw, and i missed. i missed both times. and then I threw. and i missed. this went on for several hours. and then i threw. and then i missed. and then i was out of baseballs. and then i got sad. i had a candy. and then i passed out in the dirt. then i woke up, and then i gathered all my balls. and then i threw. and then i missed. i missed again. i threw. i hit something, but it wasn’t what i was going for, so i guess i missed. i passed out again. had another candy. i had a dream that i was tossing a baseball at something. i missed.
[SOBBING UNCONTROLLABLY.]
Get up! Come on. Are you just going to give up? I don’t remember you ever being a quitter! Go find what you are good at!
[Wow! What motivation. What a great manager.]
c...candy? [he says feebly] i think candy? why CANDY?!
...and then i threw it again. and then i missed. and then i threw, and then i threw, and i missed. i missed both times. and then I threw. and i missed. this went on for several hours. and then i threw. and then i missed. and then i was out of baseballs. and then i got sad. i had a candy. and then i passed out in the dirt. then i woke up, and then i gathered all my balls. and then i threw. and then i missed. i missed again. i threw. i hit something, but it wasn't what i was going for, so i guess i missed. i passed out again. had another candy. i had a dream that i was tossing a baseball at something. i missed.
[SOBBING UNCONTROLLABLY.]
[LITERAL SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS. HELP THIS POOR DUDE HE JUST STRUCK OUT IN BASEBALL, TRIPPED ON THE PITCHER'S HILL, AND NOW THIS IS HAPPENING.]
alright, alright! im UP! im WOKE! ughuguh.
took you long enough. you were sleeping for like a day. [the door was locked and souda was sitting in one of Leon’s chairs, a small motor in his lap as he fiddled]
well excuse me, if you missed me so much, you could’ve curled up and chilled out for a bit. it would’ve been cute.
…watcha workin’ on?
i mean i did for a little while when i first got in here but then i got bored and i started working to distract me.
….i don’t really know. i might turn it into a drone motor. or a tiny motorcycle. motorcycles are always fun to make. did you sleep well? (ihope i didnt wake you when i ran in screaming)
tiny motorcycle...! [he says suddenly, now full of energy and excited about his boyfriend's creation.]
tinymotorcycletinymotorcycle! (yeah thank you your hair smells nice).
