burn & shine

[dokelsss]

[emmawdaily]

[sugarpillcosmetics]

Cosmo? Wanda? Is that you?! 💚💖 @lunafortun does it again in this stunning two-toned neon look using #sugarpill 2AM, Dollipop, Acidberry and Mochi eyeshadows 🎩✨

[igabel]

Me: Sappho? I love her, especially the way she [incomplete fragment, untranslatable]

[memelovingbot]

these aren’t the feels you’re looking for

[archived-sakuyeah-isayaoi-deact]

You’ve heard of sleeveless shirts, now get ready for

[the-cuddly-punk]

SHIRTLESS SLEEVES

[rawbiredbest]

okay

[stimman3000]

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[resistdrumpf]

accurate (but really, call your reps, use your voice. Doing anything is better than nothing at all.)

[theweirdwideweb]

[bahtmun-deactivated20240623]

Happy Twentieth to the Philosopher’s Stone

[megan-fox]

[itscolossal]

Elongated Female Figures Composed From Elements of Natural and Urban Scenery by Johanna Goodman

[thejakelikesonions]

the smell of a grill

[skinnyasianguy-deactivated20160]

Go big or go home 

[discover-tenthousand]

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

[mxsentienthouseplant]

So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step

[hoechlaura]

[craigtuckermotherfcker-blog]

i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

[bnuyboy]

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

[holdingintightly-deactivated202]

Story of my life

[xxgoldie12xx]

that’s a first.

[starshinethecat1]

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

[fauxboy-deactivated20180609]

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

[scottstilesliam-deactivated2016]

dickmark:

dickmark:

NIKOLA TESLA IS SUPER ADORABLE HE’S JUST WANDERING AROUND AND HIDING UNDER THINGS I’M GONNA SQUEAL

I should probably specify that Nikola Tesla is a cat and Serbian-American inventor Nikola Tesla is not wandering around my house hiding under things because he is dead

I like the implication that if he were not dead he probably would be wandering around your house hiding under things

[salamandertoast]

[jaw8jaw]

Salvador Dali silver-gilt cutlery, 1957