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my manager saying that we should report any injuries for whatever, and like. my man. we’re gonna be here all week if i start telling you about every little ache i experience. you’ll never hear the end of it.

my joints are shot, my back is a torture device, and i will bump into anything even if it’s just vaguely in the way. i have scratched myself on the displays too many times to count, splashed myself with boiling water and so on.

you don’t want me to start.

#the only one i told him about was that time i pulled back the skin of my thumb #mostly because he would have needed to replace the first aid supplies i used #and because i was bleeding all over the place #me

grandma: how old are you turning?

me: i’ll be old enough to buy weed!

#i find myself hilarious #me #she also did #to be fair

anxiety meds are a fucking godsend. like i can talk to people now. fucking amazing.

#me #social anxiety

do we think that boat tubing had anything to do with my back pain yay or nay?

#boat tubing #boat #back pain #back problems #me

i know better that to expect yet i can’t help but yearn

#me

feeling like shit. opening facebook to see if there’s someone active i can talk to. seeing that my great-uncle has an ai generated profile picture. feeling more like shit

#me

the concept of a “weekend” is goddamn awful not just because of capitalism, but also because of the social aspect of it all. dunno if im making sens. but like

my parents have very “standardized” jobs, aka they work monday-friday only. i don’t. and they have this unwritten rule where alcohol is a weekend thing because reason. except i work on weekends. without a fault. every goddamn weekend im at work. so, i apply their philosophy to my work schedule and drink when i don’t have work. aka my “weekends” that are actually random weekdays. but then my parents learn about it. and make a comment about me drinking on weekdays. and just??? guys i work on weekends. i have to open the store on weekends. i have to be at my place of work at 6am on the weekends. i won’t drink on those days???

#you gotta love it #when you try to fit expectations but the frame of reference isn’t the same so you’re wrong whatever you do #me

being menstruated smells fucking weird

#menstruation #me

sometimes self-love is working viewing yourself and your body the same way you view others.

fuck what my parents think, chubby bodies are hot

#im gaining weight AND becoming the hottest version of myself #this is not me condoning obesity #this is me saying that being fat is not the end of the world #and that a plentiful figure is way sexier than a walking skeleton #me

guess who made the mistake of walking into a bookstore

#i went in looking for a singular book #i came out without the book i was looking for and a 100$ bill #in my meager defence they just didn’t have the book in question at that moment #but they did call me back that same day to tell me they just received a copy and were putting it aside for me #it was hunger games sunrise on the reaping (in english)#me #book haul #book buying #book collection

you would think that, after so long, people would stopped being shocked by my drastic haircuts since it’s literally all i do with it

#i let it grow for months and then shop it all off in one go #just now i had this sort of shaggy shoulder length mullet and transitioned directly into a buzz cut because why not #haircut #me

gnawing at the bars of my enclosure

#im at work #somebody kill me #me

relinquished my personhood. there’s no getting that back

#me

i saw a man today at work who looked like three raccoons in a trench coat. my poker face is shit man. i hope he doesn’t know that i know 🦝

#me #work stories #raccoon #three raccoons in a trenchcoat

my biggest flex continues to be that im the last person in family without any cavities. i could be told i have a mouthful of them at my next appointment and it wouldn’t change anything because im still the only one who made it to twenty without any

#cavities #me #cavityfree

i think my cat’s on crack

#me #cats

the birds are singing and it’s time to head to bed

#goodnight world #me

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