Igotfreetacos

Billy Harrgrove owns my ass

[cybakiller]

just put your sweet kiss on my lips

[lightroompresets]

[bebbson]

So...I found this picture of a cat on Pinterest. It reminded me of Puss in Boots and he’s supposed to be a musketeer. So I did the only logical thing and...

Yee-haw over here was born🤷🏻‍♀️

[tommyeatseaton-blog]

summer of 84 as tweets

[froggieon-deactivated20210217]

Davey: What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a child?

*Eats walks by*

Farraday: that I was sTRAIGHT-

[tommyeatseaton-blog]

mackey : i told you i’ll be back to kill you, davey

davey : you can’t kill me, you only kill 15 years old boys, i am 20 now

mackey :

[neohserin]

Tommy ‘Eats’ Eaton appreciation post ♡ (◕‿◕✿ )

[currtisfarraday]

free porn, bro.

>tommy eaton<

[soft-davey]

Davey: *waking up from a nap*

Quick question..

Farraday: yeah, what’s up?

Davey: why are they called ladybugs? Why are there no gentlemenbugs?

Farraday: please go back to sleep

[soft-davey]

Davey: i have a question. so like, when something is suspicious we say ‘something smells fishy’. why do we do that? why is fish-smell suspicious? what did the fish do?

Eats: please shut the fuck up and go to sleep

[soft-davey]

Eats: *points at the ugliest fish*

Eats: that one is you.

Farraday: ….

[scotttjean]

you think a bunch of glorified carebears in hoods could take down the empire?

[tommyeatseaton-blog]

farraday : *breath*

eats :

[tommyeatseaton-blog]

eats : hello ! what would you like to order ?

farraday : do you have any specials ?

eats, smirking : as a matter of fact, I have the perfect thing for you

eats : *slides this over the counter and winks*

[soft-davey]

Farraday: *sneezes*

Eats: *screaming from down the street* BLESS YOU!

Farraday: AYE THANKS HOMIE!

Eats: YOU’RE WELCOME! SHOULD WE LIKE KISS NOW?

Farraday: NO, BUT THANKS FOR SHOWING INTEREST!

Eats: SURE! NO PROBLEM, HAVE A GOOD DAY!

[soft-davey]

Mrs Farraday: [to Eats] so, what are your interests?

Eats: your son in my room

Mrs Farraday: excuse me??

Eats: the sun and the moon! Astrology!

Farraday: Eats, Stop—

[multifandomtrashsposts]

Woody: I will put my “a” down to make “a”

Farraday: I will add to your “a” to make “at”

Nikki: I will add to your “at” to make “rat”

Davey: I will add to your “rat” to make “biotratosphear”

Eats: *flips the board*