Chelle-bell's Annual Dinosaur Parade

Sometimes you just have to channel your inner Luke Robbins and Yeah Burrito your way through life. (Michelle, 30, cat mom, can’t whistle)

[fashionablyuninvitedx]

sorry for being weird and evasive. i was raised to believe that having wants and needs was a moral failing

[bpdgoner]

them: i love you

me: that’s nice however that is Impossible™ considering i am, to the very core, fundamentally unloveable

[fvmilivr-deactivated20240222]

cursebearing hips

[cabernetsauvigmom]

don’t be mean to me because i will remember it for exactly forever

[powerburial]

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

[kevinmm6]

does jafar love me

[powerburial]

hell no bitch

[thyfleshc0nsumed]

They need to stop packaging pop tarts and their generics by twos. Two pop tarts is too many. I'm 25 years old. I'm practically geriatric. Two pop tarts is too many. Two pop tarts will kill me.

[likelysin]

[uncle-fill]

[cephaloplasm-deactivated2016071]

bear with a dfuck house

WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[writerxwren]

I AM SCREECHING AMAZON PRIME/PARAMOUNT+ KEEPS FLASHING THIS SPLIT SECOND CLIP OF A PEPPERONI PIZZA FROM LITTLE CAESAR'S IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS SCENE 😆😭🤣💀

[butch--dan]

once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

[sacred-portal]

[lamignonette]

[lgbtiba]

i dont "Practice" anything. i Rawdog it. And if im not good first try i GIVE UP.

[sleepy-stories]

[a-study-in-bullshit]

"I love you , I'm glad we're friends"

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

the way not all trauma reactions reflect your emotional state pisses me off...like wym my mind knows i'm safe but my body acts like i'm not...

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

that "I consent!" "I consent!" "isn't there someone you forgot to ask?" meme but it's ptsd instead of jesus