The silly one

Might do some silly posting and oneshots

[igotosilly]

Me when I lose my memory and have to go on adventure with an ambitious girl who lost her father and wants to finish his life’s work but it turns out my soul has been merged with an evil legend of old and a bum wants to steal my soul to revive his evil overlorde

[igotosilly]

The Audra winters situation lowkey scares me. It makes me feel very demoralized that people might not like my worlds. But what keeps me going is the fact that at least one person may like it and it may make them happy.

[igotosilly]

Oh Dutiful Child

PLATONIC TELAMON X READER

Summery: you work in a church dedicated to Telamon and you get to meet him

warnings: not very good short

Notes: First oneshot might do another part idk

The church's elders tell you that you are a dutiful child that will surely one day be blessed by him. Your days are spent tending to the hundreds of candles around the altar. The tasks you do include replacing candles and lighting them throughout the day and praying. Once when you rise, once before the midday meal and once before bed. All of these things bore you.

As a child you should run and play like the ones outside of the church. Throughout the day you like to look out the window and watch the kids outside play tag. Whenever the elders come to check to see if you are doing your duties you rush back to the altar and pretend to pray.

It’s another boring day of watching wax drip for the millionth time. Around mid day after your meal someone comes into the church. This isn’t too uncommon and you just pretend to pray. The person settles next to you. You look up at Telamon’s stone visage. The four large wings and the long black robes.

“Tell me child…Do you believe in Telamon”  you look over at the figure. They are a young man with brown curly hair and long black robes. You can not see their face but you can feel their gaze.

“Of course why do you ask?” You reply to the man. He grins at you. It’s too toothy to be human.

“Do not worry child, I will not report you to the elders.” You feel a spark of something unfamiliar but it feels warm.

“I think that all the admins are not real and that those elders are just cultists.” You reply. Your face makes a small smile.

“Like spawnism.” 

“Exactly my thoughts.” You feel accepted. 

“So why do you come to this church? You do not seem like the type of man to believe in the admins.” He lets out a small chuckle. He stands up and something rustles under his cloak and the man lets his wings out. Four pairs and golden.

“Do you believe in the great telamon now?” Your face doesn't move at all. 

“I am not the most impressed.” Telamon's face falls into a frown.

“Telamon should smite you for your insolence right now!” He points a claw at you. You don't feel the fear you think you should. Telamon tilts his head a bit. 

“Do you not feel fear child?” 

“No I don't. I feel bored.” 

“Well why.” 

“I am not really sure.”

He crouches down in front of you and pokes your head. 

“Intresting interesting. You could be of great use to telamon.” He grabs your wrist and pulls you up from your kneeling position. He drags you through empty stone halls and when you come out of the church he lets his wings out fully. He pulls you close to him and grips on you tightly enough to leave marks. He starts to soar. You see the sword fight upon the heights and gasp. You remember an old dream you had. One where you were a fighter upon the heights.

“Welcome to your new home Telamons descedent!”

[igotosilly]

sometimes I think about this 049 image where it looks like he’s in 180p and is letting his man boobs out and then I ugly laugh. I also thought of it during a show and I just had to hit that one speed emote

[igotosilly]

i love being a dm cuz like yeah I just let you romance the plague doctor and now his fuckass boyfriend is after your you and is gonna posses you :)

[mtsodie]

you guys are putting genitals on characters that would NOT have them . they got nothin there . you have to respect this . ok . snaps my fingers . castrate this guy immediately nd swiftly

[igotosilly]

Lowkey just the guy I am playing in this play I’m doing