that which is eternal

Thomas Barrow and Barris sideblog @camedownonamoonbeam | 37yo as of 2024

[valtsv]

me as a 14th century knight: this sucks i'm gonna fms (translator's note: fall on my sword)

[prometheus-let-the-fire-rain]

Alternatively: fuck my squire

[valtsv]

[remembers falling on my sword jokes negatively impact my knight's oath] ...fuck my squire

[poughkeepsietapes]

i’m never gonna stop laughing about this. it debuted on tumblr in 2017 and i think of it OFTEN.

[animentality]

[wordfather]

collecting these

[wordfather]

HOW could i forget this classic

[calebwittebane]

ok everyone time to start laying eggs

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[calebwittebane]

time to start laying eggs, frightening ghoul

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[the-frightening-ghoul-jr]

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[calebwittebane]

this is how blogging can have a huge impact on the lives of people and ghouls

[pocket-deer-belly]

i don't care that you're a sex repulsed asexual i care that you're being a fucking conservative

[pusheen]

[kosmogrl]

what they don’t tell you about winter is that you go through the 5 stages of grief every morning when it’s time to leave your fluffy blankets

[magic-and-moonlit-wings]

Denial: Nooooo ...

Anger: I'm comfy and don't wanna get up!

Bargaining: Just a few more minutes ...

Sadness: I don't want to be cold instead of warm ...

Acceptance: [getting out of bed]

[chronicbitchsyndrome]

when people say "autism is normalized now" what they mean is it's now acceptable to be an autistic who is employable and can learn neuroconforming social skills

[theinternetarchive]

poppy inkwell attributed to clara wolcott driscoll, tiffany glass and decorating co., american c. 1898-1906.

[rosieandthemoon]

Victorian Needle Case, by W Avery & Sons

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

[caustic-pixie]

OP the tags!!

[sticksandstans]

the rise of conservatism and gen z puritanism while still simultaneously trying to be hip and woke is so annoying because you have these people saying "match my freak" and then they get mad at ageplay and petplay and cnc and somno and anything raunchier than a pair of fuzzy handcuffs. you're not a "freak" if you think having a fetish is synonymous with being evil

[buried-in-stardust]

OP: "Another year has passed, time to make another natural freezer"

[eng by me]

[shamebats]

[image ID: TikTok comment by Spedubopy: I once had a german bouncer look at my pre transition-ID and then back at me and just go "ja das ist an improvement" /end ID]

[abigailunderthemoon]

After I came out as an adult to my childhood best friend, he went back to his family and told them and then when we next spoke he said, ‘we’ve decided this is a good move for you.’

[moss-wizard]

[pillowspace]

Nearly blocked someone for a vaguely annoying reply they made in 2017 then remembered 2017 was 9 years ago. They will live. We can change *opens their blog* nevermind they got worse. Guards

[fuckofffanpol]

that's... not how it works. you can't guarantee that your work definitely won't squick anyone. what do you think you're saying?

[the-bar-sinister]

"squick free" someone writes on their wholesome family fic about married characters expecting a baby.

I read it and am extremely squicked.

You do not know what squicks other people. "Squick" is not a category of elements, it is a description of a reaction.

[actualaster]

Squick is literally a personal thing, you literally cannot know what squicks another person.

Same goes for triggers, by the way. You can't guarantee something is trigger-free because literally anything can be a trigger because the human brain can be weird like that sometimes.

[skaars-treasure-trove]

No no, actually there's a perfect way to write an absolutely squick free fanfic! Plenty of writers do it successfully every day!

Here.

[lethalbutterfly]

Blank documents squick me out because they remind me of all my unstarted writing projects. :/