Patrick Bateman

I work at Wallstreet at Pierce & Pierce. An aficionado for Genesis, a penchant for Valentino, and own a killer business card. https://ih8d0rsia.straw.page/ MINORS DNI WILL BLOCK

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"ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʟɪɢʜᴛ ᴍʏ ᴄɪɢᴀʀ ʙᴜᴛ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀɴʏ ᴍᴀᴛᴄʜᴇꜱ; ʏᴇᴛ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʜᴏʟᴅɪɴɢ ɪᴛ, ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴏꜰ ɪᴛꜱ ᴀʀᴏᴍᴀ ᴀʟᴏɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡʟᴇᴅɢᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴅʀᴜɢꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ɪɴᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ, ᴄᴏᴍꜰᴏʀᴛꜱ ᴍᴇ" (ᴇʟʟɪꜱ, 1997, ᴘ.56). ╰┈➤ˎˊ˗

𝄃𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄀𝄁𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄃 ᴵⁿᵗʳᵒᵈᵘᶜᵗⁱᵒⁿ 𝄃𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄀𝄁𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄃

ᴀ 27-ʏᴇᴀʀ ᴏʟᴅ ʏᴜᴘᴘɪᴇ ᴀᴛ ᴡᴀʟʟꜱᴛʀᴇᴇᴛ ᴡʜᴏ ʜᴀꜱ ᴀ ᴘᴇɴᴄʜᴀɴᴛ ꜰᴏʀ ᴠᴀʟᴇɴᴛɪɴᴏ ꜱᴜɪᴛꜱ, ʀᴇꜱᴇʀᴠᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱ, ᴀɴᴅ ʜɪɢʜ ᴄᴜʟᴛᴜʀᴇ. ʜɪꜱ ᴛʀᴜᴇ ᴇxᴘʀᴇꜱꜱɪᴏɴ ᴀᴛ ɴɪɢʜᴛ.

Content Warning

- Mention of murder/gore/necrophilia/cannibalism

- Misogynistic portrayals

- Classism

- Homophobic character (no usage of outdated or offensive language, can be OOC regarding flirting although anything very nsfw must be 18+)

- Mention of Drugs and Alcohol

- Spiraling

- MNDI (Will have more explicit responses at times, and I'm not comfortable with it getting to the wrong audience.)

Open to:

- Canon interactions from his social circle such as Luis Carruthers, Paul Owen/Allen, Timothy Bryce/Price, Evelyn, Jean

- Multiverse (different fandoms)

- OC (upon request)

- In general replying to other accounts out of curiosity

- Any ship (legal ofc) I'll pass Patrick around like a blunt so I'm up for anything. (I have too many crackships of him).

Interpretation

- I refer both from the book and movie, although ultimately, the book is more detailed.

- Patrick Bateman's character has an exterior of politeness and vain regarding consuming pop-culture and popular opinions to fit in

- Those who don't are seen below Bateman may become future victims. Examples are the homeless, adult workers, children, ethnic backgrounds, and women.

- His social circle does not hold him to high regard. Most often teasing him, ultimately ignoring his confessions to crimes.

- formal and informal. I want to format it with casual blogs of Patrick attempting to fit in but also his spirals he'd burst into.

My strawpage for inquiries and delightful drawings

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How do you deal with two friends who are definitely repressed homosexuals? They also go against any point you attempt to make. Advice would be appreciated. I'm using this gif as a visual as a fyi.

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I'm considering dog-sitting for Luis... I know how important your consent is, so it's your call.

You've caught my eye from your account and living the high life in NY. Luis insists I'm an indoor dog, but I think if you're sitting me, we should go out. 😏

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poor little puppy can't even choose his owner himself, huh? i'm sure you'd like being my dog much better. you'd have far more liberty, and your own egyptian cotton doggy bed.

think about it.

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Why are you crooning at me? I'm not sure I'm capable of running with how pampered I've become. Although your offer sounds tempting. I'll let you know my choice when my owner is out.

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Soooo does that mean I get to come over now? 🥹🥹. - 🎭

I'll ask my owner if you're allowed to. Although, as far as I'm aware, Luis is not fond of you. Unless you're also a puppy?

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So in short youre a gay little homo with a doggy kink

Negative. Where did you get that idea from? Also, I'm not little, I did not bulk up muscle for some nobody to judge me. This gay little homo with a doggy kink can bite your ass.

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So you're saying that all this time, while there were missing posters and people worried you might have slipped through a crack and disappeared, it turns out you instead slipped away with Luis? The same person you once tried to strangle in the men's room??? And then you have the audacity to return and speak of "changing" yourself?

As amusing as this soap opera is, that's an outrageous slur. Did it ever occur to you that maybe, metaphorically speaking, some of us actually prefer coffee dark and sharp? For some, it helps get through the day.

As my owner stated, it's not a kidnapping at the slighest. Some would call it 'secuestro de amor,' a 1997 song by the band Los Tucanes de Tijuana. It's a popular love song about a yearning man who finally takes matters into his own hands and takes his lover. Tying her hands down and onto the bed of his apartment. It can be taken literally and metaphorical, but the music video suggests it was all in his imagination. I've been listening to new categories of music with my own collection being gone. I'd be less inclined to non-english music, but this song resonated with my current situation. It makes it bearable.

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How many walks a day does luis bring you on, unless youre an inside dog ?

He's taken me on a few when it's dark and there's less people to bother us. I can't remember at the top of my head, but it's been less than ten. I've only been on all fours when I misbehaved, although I greatly tend to avoid that. I would say I'm in the middle. Being outside is tedious when I'd much prefer being cuddled by my owner while I chew on a nice human femur.

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why are you letting him speak up for you, puppy? speak up, dog.

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I've somberly accepted such a title, although only Luis can refer to me in such a manner. I've recently gotten this privilege back, so I must manage it wisely.

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hello Patrick :)

I hope you and luis are having a nice time 💕

It's been a 4-week reformation period, and I've been tamed well enough for his liking. I'm only compliant out of being able to access my usual routine and lounge in my essential hangouts. Luis, for the matter, has been affectionate towards me, and I've somewhat withstand his misguided need to "accept me." I think all the water-board torture has made me more prone to seek out his warmth. I can't go into detail about what that training entailed, but I, for one, am not the same.

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Bark.

@unnameddogamericanpyscho

Woof! Woofff! Bark! Barkkk! Woooffff! Arff! Arfff! ARF! ARFFF! ARFFFFF!

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Hello Everyone 😊 Patrick is now allowed to have SUPERVISED Tumblr Time when He wants 👍 Remember I will be watching over Him :^)

It is just important to me that He is being respected. I am taking very good care of Him 💖 And just to remind everyone that I didn't kidnap Him Everyone who says that will be blocked. You sound silly Okay. Everything is willing even if He doesn't think so !

Thank you ! :^D

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i'm gonna get you a pretty little collar and make you my puppy, just wait

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I’m going to twist your wrist before that collar reaches my neck. I’m not sure why everyone’s so fixated over my neck. I’ve already had this debate between Price and Carruthers, and it’s completely out of the window. I’m not a foolish little puppy in the need for ownership. Although it makes me reminisce the-

Hello Anon 😊 You will not be making Patrick your anything ! 💛 He is already spoken for, thank you. I will take it from here.

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Let's get to the point. Threesome; you, me, Bryce?

A threesome? I’d like to see you before we settle such an arrangement. Timothy fucks anything with a pulse so I’m sure he’d be pleased. I appreciate your-

Patrick is busy and Will not be making it to any meet ups Okay 👍 Full schedule. all packed.

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I thought I'd lock you in until you unblocked luis, but since you have I'd better come back and let you out shouldn't I :)

Hello Smiley ! 😊

Do not worry No need to make the trip back Haha I have it all taken care of now.

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I think I left my door unopened. No, I didn't. I locked my door. Then why is it not budging? What do you mean it's not budging. My apartment has the Baldwin door knob most notable for being a luxury architectural hardware brand since 1946, built on solid brass and innovative engineering, pioneered by Lifetime Finish, Baldwin. Why won't it open? I can't use my own tools because I'd damage my own place. I can't destroy what I've already furnished. Why won't it budge? I've been dwelling on this for hours. I'm locked in my own apartment. I could call for service, but if I recall I shot the door man. I literally shot myself on the foot. Why won't it open? Is there some unseen force that won't allow me? Is this my catharsis? No it can't be. It's too soon. I want out.

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YESYESYEYEA YES YESY ESY EA YESYES YES YES YES YES EYS EYS YESYESYYEYSYDYESY YES THANK YOU😭😭😭😭OH THSNK YOU😭😭

You're an eager little thing aren't you? There's no need to shed tears over this. You'll have time for that at my apartment..