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toughassilk

“So that I can call you a Vampire Spidey.”

ihatelasers

“Clever. Did you come up with that one all by yourself?”

toughassilk

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“How often do you use your fangs?”

ihatelasers

“Often enough. Why?”

#hiiiiiiii!#sorry for mig but he is a grump #a mega-grump #though you probably know that haha

agentmorse

“Because he and I have been working on this for a while.”

ihatelasers

“Well, how do you know I haven’t been working on it too? Peter shares most of his projects with me.”

Hey Miguel, I never did ask, but how crazy does it get in Nuevo York?

“What do you mean? Nueva York’s the vacation destination of the year.”

#the schwayest batman around #the-schwayest-batman-around

thwipthwip-ceo

“Please don’t let that happen. I’ve already got enough paparazzis on my tail, and the last thing that needs to happen is you buck-ass naked on my bed.”

ihatelasers

“Don’t worry. I don’t sleep naked.”

thwipthwip-ceo

“Well, we have to find a way to fix your timeline. And, you’re not alone in this..and at the end of the day, there will always be hope. I mean who would’ve thought that we would beat Morlun in that great Spider-Orgy?”

ihatelasers

“Gee, you’d think I wasn’t already trying to do that. Thanks for the advice, Peter.”

Miguel snorted and folded his arms over his chest. “You know, when you say it like that, it makes me feel like I’m going to find myself naked in your bed one of these days.”

thwipthwip-ceo

“Well, we have to find a way to fix your timeline. And, you’re not alone in this..and at the end of the day, there will always be hope. I mean who would’ve thought that we would beat Morlun in that great Spider-Orgy?”

ihatelasers

“Gee, you’d think I wasn’t already trying to do that. Thanks for the advice, Peter.”

Miguel snorted and folded his arms over his chest. “You know, when you say it like that, it makes me feel like I’m going to find myself naked in your bed one of these days.”

thwipthwip-ceo

“Well, you could tell me what problems that you’re dealing with. After all, the CEO needs to look after his employees’ well being after all.”

ihatelasers

“You know. My time is still shocking messed up and nothing getting it back to normal. I’m getting worried I’m past the point where things go wrong and there is no fixing it now.”

hawkfromiowa-deactivated2016081

“Aha! I now recognize you– GEORGE JETSON!”

ihatelasers

“Who the shock is that?”

@wiseass2099

❝ Well, you know what they say: if you got it, flaunt it. ❞

That’s shockin’ right.

#dash commentary #lololol

dearspidey

“Roll of quarters, actually. It’s laundry day. What’s up, pal?”

ihatelasers

“Nothing. Well, nothing unusual for me. Nothing’s going the way I want.”

thwipthwip-ceo

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“Miguel, I’ll take care of all of your Miguel O’Hara problems. But this city needs you. Let’s face it….Prowler’s not a real Spidey, Miles and Cindy are still not quite experienced as heroes, and Jessica’s a single mother who’s 8 months pregnant while fighting crime. I try my best as Spider-Man to look after my spider-family but it’s not easy to do that when you have responsibilities that expand more globally than ever. It would be nice if an experienced veteran like you could help me watch over my arachnid familia in the Rotten Apple.”

ihatelasers

“Are you really having that much trouble? I’ve got my hands full, too. How am I supposed to fix things for myself when I’m busy fixing everyone else’s shocking problems?”