These Things Happen

I feel like I'm waiting for something that isn't going to happen.

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my boyfriends friends drunk roommate is smarter than I am sober

[deeplifequotes]

At the end of the day, it is what it is.

Unknown (via deeplifequotes)

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[bisexusquirrel]

You’re corny. I like it(you)

Six word story (via victoryinwriting)

[breezzy]

seeing you for a few seconds makes me think of you for a few hours

(via suchabreeze)

[ihateliquorice]

ideal relationship goals:

me: hey you wanna come over and nap

them: yeah

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[bando--grand-scamyon]

When you late to class and they doing Tardy Sweeps in the hall

[onlyblackgirl]

k but like why is she so casual with it like she just do this in her spare time?

[grunge-ga]

grunge blog

[tragically-thrilling]

not watching the VMAs and then logging onto tumblr

[letsanimetayposts]

accurate 

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[ihateliquorice]

2016 election

News anchor: The new president has been elected.

The entire US population: *sweats in anticipation*

News anchor: and HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA

[ihateliquorice]

brain: time to feel sad for no reason

me: why

brain: you gotta

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I’m screaming

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me

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Today my friend sent me this when I replied “same” to one of his text messages.