Bryanna B.

Aspiring author from Canada. Lesbian, Pale, Autistic, Opinionated. 

[ihatemystupidusername]

My necklace says "Hella Gay" and I was so stoked thinking "If I can get my new lipstick and the necklace in the same shot...

But alas, it was not meant to be.

[cleromancy]

how often on a daily basis do you wonder if you’re One Of Those Annoying People Who Cant Take A Hint and people only respond to you bc they feel obligated

[ihatemystupidusername]

The Houses As Actual Shakespeare Quotes

Gryffindor: thou saucy fellow

Ravenclaw: dissembling harlot, thou art false in all

Slytherin: thou misshapen dick

Hufflepuff: what, you egg

[ihatemystupidusername]

I was talking about this but I genuinely hope the wizarding world has special time-out stools that the kiddo can't get up off of until their time is up. (With flexibility for potty breaks of course.)

I've been thinking about magical toddlers IDK.

[areies]

when yr paranoia is rlly vague so its just like

[ihatemystupidusername]

Me: Nobody reads my stuff and I work so hard on it.

Someone: I’ll read it.

Me: No you can’t, it’s not done yet!

Someone: When will it be done?

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

 Me: ...

Me: Nobody reads my stuff and I work so hard on it.

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[awwww-cute]

[ihatemystupidusername]

What is the bribe for?

[weddingsandlesbians]

http://www.wendylaurel.com/

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half gun; half car

[afuckingmosasaurus]

tank

[ghostofgogu-deactivated20161116]

blocked

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[soimlk-deactivated20150420]

lets fuck in an art gallery 

i mean you deserve to be pinned up against a wall 

you are a masterpiece 

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[makeuphall]

IG: makebyamanda

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[ihatemystupidusername]

Once Klaus got a booboo on his foot and he had to wear a sock to keep the bandage on.

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