fake dating prompts
as celebrities ????? ..... im cooking
"hold my hand" "absolutely not" "they'll think somethings wrong if you don't" *grabs hand and kisses cheek*
staying at a hotel but theres only one bed
kissing in private as 'practise'
"if we do this, we need rules" "rules? for dating? seriously?"
wearing eachothers clothes publicly to 'keep up the image'
"all you have to do is stand there and look pretty, it shouldn't be that hard" "it's not gonna be hard at all, thanks!"
"you have to admit we look good together" "i don't have to admit anything"
"i think i might be falling for you" *laugh* "good one!"
acting like a couple in private to 'stay in character'
fake dating with benefits??
meticulously planning 'candid' photos
living together so people dont get suspicious
coming up with a ridiculous story on how they got together to see if people would believe it
flirting as an act turning to real flirting
"why did you kiss me with tongue?!" "'cause it was kinda funny"
"i hate you" "there's people coming" and now they're making out
using the most embarrassing pet names they can think of
"you're not even a good actor" *has 4 oscars*
reasons for fake dating:
to make ones ex jealous
so ones ex leaves them alone
so they dont have to attend award shows alone
for media attention
to avoid media attention (but they end up gaining more)
for fun
ADD ON TO THIS!!!! I NEED MORE FAKE DATING PROMPTS FOR MY OWN WRITING
*cracks knuckles*
"You look good..." "You don't have to sound so surprised."
"Why are you looking at me like that?" "I'm not looking at you any differently than usual." "Somehow that answer is worse."
"I think I might actually like you." "Gross, take that back."
"Don't say what you don't mean."
"Just because we've kissed in front of some cameras does not mean I like you." "Then why are you still holding my hand?"
"This is my 'in love' face" "You look constipated.. Aren't you an actor? Damn."
"Remember, it's not real."
"Don't worry, at the very least I won't make you look bad." "I don't actually think that's possible." "Careful, I might just think you mean that."
"Was that in the script?"
Reasons for fake dating, the celebrity edition:
one of them is trying to improve/change their reputation
they're trying to distance themselves or distract from past actions with relationship hype
taking advantage of extra exposure that relationship hype would bring
to push their latest project
there was a misunderstanding and people already believe they're together
to use as an excuse for privacy
to avoid fan "shipping" behaviour detracting from their projects(i.e: everytime they're in a new movie/release a new song people speculate about if they're dating their costar/who the song is about)
their fans like them together
they have a joint brand deal
I LOVE THIS
