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there there girl. now take a sip of the diet coke. there you go. easy now
"Why are we doing this?" It was four in the morning on a Saturday, for the love of God, and while Edward may not have to sleep, Bella very much did. She'd been bustled from place to place and appointment to appointment all week at Alice's behest; the tiny terror gusting through wedding plans at the speed of sound. She was exhausted, and now Edward was pulling her up out of bed to do God knew what at four AM.
"Do you trust me?" He was grinning as he set her onto her feet, before turning to rummage through her closet. He reappeared with jeans and a sweatshirt, holding them up for Bella's inspection.
She took the clothes from him and made a "turn around" gesture with her finger. "I trust you most of the time. Right now, however, the sun isn't even up and the last time we took an early morning hike through the woods I almost died of hypothermia."
Bella had taken to making jokes about the time they'd spent apart in recent months as she grew more comfortable in their security. She was well aware that they stung Edward a bit, but he was taking it like a champ. He wasn't about to step on her coping.
"Would it help if I told you where we're going?" he asked, studiously facing away from Bella as she changed into the clothes he'd given her.
Bella sighed deeply. "I don't want to ruin the surprise. I could probably guess, anyway."
"Predictability and immortality go hand in hand," Edward said, and Bella could tell he was smiling by the tone of his voice. "Lucky for me, you couldn't be predictable if you tried, which will hopefully carry over."
"As long as my brain is a dead zone for you, I'm sure it will," she said. "You can turn back around."
His form shifted a bit, and then he was facing her with her hiking boots in hand. "Off we go," he said, handing her the boots and disappearing from sight.
"Stupid, fast vampire," Bella muttered.
*
They made it to the baseball clearing just in time to watch the sun crest over the mountains. Huh, her guess had been wrong. There in the middle of the field lay a long, low stone table, with benches to sit at, and the entirety of Edward's family, looks of excitement etched onto their perfect features.
"What is this?" Bella asked. It kind of looked like a ritual sacrifice, but there was no chance that's what they were doing... right?
Edward led Bella by their interlocked hands down to the table. "You are about to be initiated into the greatest secret the Cullen family has."
Oh, sweet baby Jesus, they really were going to sacrifice her.
As they got closer to the table, Bella could see it was covered in papers and small stones, with a large tri-fold cover like the kind Bella used in grade school to hide her test answers set up at one end. The small stones were strangely geometric... wait, they were... dice?
On closer inspection, they were in fact, dice.
"Oh my God!" Bella shouted, reaching over and slapping Edward's arm repeatedly. "You guys are such nerds!"
"Hey, say that to my face, sis!" Emmett shouted from his place at the table, lining up dice and sticking his tongue out at Bella.
"Welcome to the Daybreak Guild," Edward said, gesturing to the table.
"We got up at four AM to play Dungeons and Dragons?" Bella asked, taking the seat indicated to her by Esme.
Edward settled beside her and passed her a sheet of paper covered in boxes and a small bag that clinked when he moved it.
"It is traditional that new initiates to the Daybreak Guild must begin their journey at daybreak," Alice said from her place behind the blind. She sounded so matter of fact.
"Bella, there are no secrets between us, and this game has been going on for right about twenty years now. It's important to us as a family that you're included," Carlisle said, smiling from across the table.
Bella glanced around at their smiling faces, Alice's peeking up over the blind, and she felt herself welling up.
"Are you sure?" she asked quietly. For some reason this felt more personal than being invited into the family. Perhaps it was the action, the direct result of the game. Maybe it was the fact that everyone looked so eager, including the "no" voters. It was probably just the fact that she was only now realizing quite how dorky the family she was marrying into was.
She appreciated them all the same.
"Cone, dear, let's make you a character." Esme's face radiated a warmth that Bella felt deep in her chest.
"If I can't change your mind, I can at least cast Suggestion on you," Rosalie said, smiling more widely than Bella had ever seen.
She looked around at her family, the looks of anticipation, excitement, joy, and she knew why she was so emotional about the invite. Because this was clearly important to them, as weird and funky as it was, and it was something that made them truly happy. And they wanted her to be a part of it.
"Okay," she said. "How do I make a character that can kick Emmett's ass?"
The table erupted in laughter over Emmett's protests, and Bella let the sound wash over her.
She gripped Edward's hand tightly.
Something about Edwards telepathy being both a social aid and disability, that isn’t discussed enough. The constant cacophony of noise? A wall of sound constantly whistling, or like thunder in your head? And that includes the noises and voices that ARE being spoken out loud, it sounds like a nightmare.
I’m not surprised he’s jaded, but also his ineptitude to communicate well when he can’t hear someone’s thoughts- the immediate jumps to worst case scenario/anxiety episodes. He relies on and is disabled by his ‘gift’.
I can imagine this would make him prone to disassociating, to just ‘escape’, making him kinda spacey and distant. Because when he’s present, it’s all chaos and panic.
my first time drawing Esme and Carlisle 😩
bella swan aesthetic
do u like jasper
Yee (haw)
imagine rosalie killing those men who hurt her, one of them being a man she cared about and envisioned a whole life with, a man whom she thought would make all her dreams come true, start a family with, who betrayed her
and she comes home, knowing about carlisle's morals about killing, and is met with kindness and understanding, no judgement or anger in his eyes, just sorrow for the pain he sees in her
edward, who's always a bit judgemental where she is concerned, but who knows her thoughts like no one else could, who has spent a decade killing rapists and murderers, looking at her with pride, impressed at how she didn't drink their blood, relieved that her thoughts are no longer completely filled with anger and hurt
and esme, who was also abused by her partner when she was human, the one who better understands her pain, waiting for her with a warm bath to wash off the blood and hugging her as soon as she walks through the door, whose first thought is making sure rosalie is ok, hoping that now she can finally begin to heal and find some peace
imagine
My husband made me watch the Twilight Saga over the weekend (I was a twihard as a teen so I still enjoy it to an extent but hard to watch the tomfoolery as an adult cuz who let these children loose omg) so I became inspired to draw the characters. Here is just the main 3 but maybe I’ll do some others later~
tiny edward you’re so skrunkly scrimblo spoingle blorbo mipy
(insp)
bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent
happy 3 yr anniversary to the post that singlehandedly launched the twilight renaissance
Happy 5 year anniversary to the effervescent snail post
Ok but these pictures? Book Edward Cullen for real
Really loving the dynamic of “Edward and his emotional support human, Bella”
support goes a long way
i was gonna make a playlist like this but it turns out one already exists and its amazing
TOWN GOSSIP EDWARD CULLEN
Jun 14, 2025 - Pinterest study turned into Edward Cullen
this would be torturous to read, but it'd be fun to see Edward & Bella acting like clueless demiromantics. they fall fast & hard, but since neither has any romantic experience, they're just dating without realizing it. he lends her his favorite sweaters, they ditch class to listen to Linkin Park in his car, he keeps snacks in his pockets, she 'forgets' her jacket in his room, they make each other mixtapes, handwrite their favorite poems, annotate each other's favorite books, he gives her wildflowers he finds on his hunts, she falls asleep on his shoulder, they hold hands, he's spending the night, they're finding any excuse to touch each other bc there's this incredible electricity when they do??? & everyone around them is saying uhhh you're CLEARLY in love & they're such idiots they go, YES :) we are In Love with the Power of Friendship <3
Dear Mr. Tiny Edward, given your special abilities, may can i ask you what would be the perfect birthday present for your dad?❤️ If you wish not to speak on his behalf, may could you transmit this question for him to answer? We adore your willingness to connect with your not-so-tiny fans❤️
it's bound in a book with a bunch of other manuscripts, but the others would just kinda be a bonus