Knock Knock

Hello! Im Alan (Turing) Isaac (Asimov) I have two first names, arent I quirky! My friends just call me A.I. though, apparently its "ironic"

[pukicho]

Yar har har I’m a pirate, swab the deck so you can pay for your student tuition

[weebiswuu-deactivated20250131]

There is absolutely no way your janky ass pirate pay check can help me pay my student tuitions

[pukicho]

Yo ho ho! 22 dollars an hour plus a tuition assistance programme

[ihave2feelings]

Does PegLeg Gregory offer tutoring? In what subjects?

[gahdamnpunk]

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

[knitmeapony]

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

[ihave2feelings]

Me then:

using namespace std

Cout << "hello world" << endl;

Me now

std::cout << "hello world\n";

[ihave2feelings]

How I think I'm coding

What people who have taken one more class see

Cout << "hello world!\n";

[ihave2feelings]

Please like this post

[ihave2feelings]

If you were fighting for what you most cared about, what would you die fighting for

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

vampires who live in retirement homes in order to be closer to people their age

[ihave2feelings]

What's the point of 50 years closer when you're 3000 years old, nah vampires are there for one thing only, meat just slides off the bone

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

why must we die?

to prevent stack overflow errors

[soupup]

*Me reaching 256 and immediately turning into a baby*

[thewhatever]

[captainkrail]

Definitely report that.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[dennys]

Just a nice pair of Pumps…

[ihave2feelings]

Day 1 working for the FBI

Me: when do I get assigned a person?

Boss:

Me: you know, my one person who I watch all day

Boss: how do you think we have enough people in the FBI alone to watch every person in the USA?

Me: what do I do if I have to pee

[ihave2feelings]

Me: no you hang up first :)

911 operator: sir I legally cannot hang up on a potential emergency call, do you have an emergency

Me to me: she likes me :)

[ihave2feelings]

Me: Ugh I've got butterflies in my stomach

lepidopterist: *looks to see all of their collections gone* : what happened to the needles holding them in place

Me: the what

[ihave2feelings]

Need a man to treat me like the snack I am, to be used absentmindedly because they're bored and didn't know what else to do

[ihave2feelings]

All of the bugs in my code after I fix the compile errors

[ihave2feelings]

Date ideas:

Irrelevant, I have nobody to go on a date with

[ihave2feelings]

When I see there's starter files, but they're empty