the dog meme queen

doin me a frighten

[sexwitsockson]

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

[sonoanthony]

lmao doing the most

[babyanimalgifs]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The recommended age to have an Ouija board is 8+ years old. So, you need to be 21 to drink alcohol and 8 to summon the devil.

[orriculum]

Laws are picky about what sort of spirits you’re allowed to deal with.

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

[flawlessbeautyqueens]

Laverne Cox photographed by Janell Shirtcliff for Ladygunn

[igglooaustralia]

Him: *Doesn’t text back within 60 seconds* 

Me:

[klefable]

a moment of silence for all the internet friends who you lost track of years ago and still think about sometimes 

[ghosttownusa]

NickJonas7 on club penguin, if you’re out there…

[meatonabeach]

[rrenadd]

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

4 word horror story

“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”

[imhangingwhataboutyou]

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

[pajamazam]

So what fuck was your wife knocking on

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

this dick

[mitochondrionion]

It’s not even 4 words???

[kodaksnacks-blog]

[karmasex]

I literally just had a stroke

[backdoorteenmom]

So did the grandfather

[twentyeightpalms-deactivated202]

Honestly his dying grandfather is the luckiest person in this equation.

[dajo42]

[flowerbpd]

“omg i love animal crossing!” i say as i don’t check on my town for months, weeds have overgrown, the town is on fire, tortimer is dead, nook is bankrupt,

[llttlemermaid]

boys who can pull off facial hair are hot

[meladoodle]

i think you’re supposed to use a razor

[no-chill-at-all]

[thedarkestlovee]

This the one!

[beyonslayed]

Stop

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

LMAO

[studyingstudent]