Random Stuff That I Think Of

[formlessvoidbeast]

a blog: *follows me*

me, an aged monarch lounging on my fur-strewn throne, gesturing for my servant to bring me my monacle: Bring them here! Bring them here, I say. Let me look at them.

guards: *drag the unwitting blog before me*

me, peering intently at the new blog and poking them with my scepter: Is this a real person? Hmm? What have you to say for yourself? What are your fandoms? Your interests? Speak up, these old ears aren’t what they used to be.

guards, tentatively: they do seem to be a real person, sire. We found them in possession of several memes and a fandom rant.

me, subsiding back into my sumptuous furs and waving them away: most extraordinary. It has been an age since there was a real person, but just as well, the dungeons have been overflowing with those tacky pornbots. This newcomer may remain in my domain. Make them welcome. And fetch me a quill! I feel a ficlet coming on…

[a-girl-with-three-eyes-deactiva]

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

[ihaveadoptedeveryoneonthissite]

My lord I have brought a reblog to amuse you

[mintykin]

❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗

I was scrolling through Tumblr and came across a post of KNOWN PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR (many of which have or want to rape actual children/minors)

THERE ARE ACTUAL PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MINORS ON TUMBLR

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS LIST AND KEEP OUR MINORS SAFE

[kya-kawaii]

☆ Reblogging the version not invaded by pedophiles/pedophile apologists ☆

[ijustlikegayporntoomuch]

Lets fucking roast this shit out of em guys!

[mintykin]

Just gonna say this again.

DO NOT IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM INTERACT WITH THEM. JUST BLOCK/REPORT.

[girl-in-the-tardis]

# REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE!!!!

[julie-the-memedealer]

Keep away from these people. If you receive a message, don’t talk to them, don’t insult them, just block them and report. #KEEPMINORSSAFE

[dozywallflower]

Stay safe, guys!

[yourethebestthingiveseen]

IMPORTANT!!

[0hi0is0nfire-deactivated2020041]

🅱️e safe 🅱️itches

[aberrantemotion]

TIME TO SPOIL ENDGAME FOR THESE FUCKS THEN REPORT THEM!

[fucktgisshitok-blog]

😡😡😡😡 disgusting motherfuckers

[ihaveadoptedeveryoneonthissite]

Repost, to find these disgusting excuses for life

[hailxhydra]

What number of side blogs is acceptable to have??

[ihaveadoptedeveryoneonthissite]

CREATE CHAOS! DON’T LET ANYONE TELL YOU YOU HAVE TOO MANY

[thebootydiaries]

mutual i’ve never talked to in my life: *reblogs my post* 

 me: ?? best friends???? forever??

[ihaveadoptedeveryoneonthissite]

I love your profile pic!!!!!!! A fellow musical nerd!!!!!!!!

[writing-prompt-s]

All you’ve ever wanted was to be feared and rule the world but every villainous act you commit backfires. Steal candy from a baby? Poisoned candy, baby saved. Steal the baby? Abusive parents. Threw a woman off a building? Push she needed to unlock her powers of flight, she’s now your sidekick.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Newly acquired toddler: Mr. Evil man you sure are helping a lot of people. Villain: Finish eating your lunch, Timmy. Daddy’s plotting to overthrow the Big Bank. Sidekick: Oh that’s great, John! They’re so corrupt. I’ll cancel my plans with Linda tonight. She’s gonna love this. Villain: *crumples up evil plans and throws them across the room* DAMMIT!

[noodles-07]

*the plans land in the recycling bin*

[icantstopscreaming]

THE LAST PART.

And then maybe the villain decides that he’s gonna kill this lady with thirteen children because she’s loved by her community for adopting so many of the children raising them. And. Ends up adopting said 13 children because. The lady is abusive. So now he has fourteen children and a sidekick, and many see him as a superhero :)

[that-theaven]

Villain: What am I going to do with these children?… I know I will train them as my minions Baha ha ha.

Social worker: well everything looks good here’s your certification for homeschooling.

Villain: You’re OK with this!!!?..

SW: Well you’re classes are promotng Science, Physical fitness, civics..

Villain: I am training them to be unquestioning coggs in my machine of evil!!!

SW: How is that different from the Teachers union?

Villain: I, I have little girls working on my Death Ray as we speak!!!

SW: Yes and that will certainly help them get into STEM.

[animeengineer]

Oh man, the MIT recruiters love that shit.

[ihaveadoptedeveryoneonthissite]

Villain: okay, how about this, I will flood california! Muahahahahaha

[alwaysgettingwhatyouwant]

i hate when people ask me what sign i am like bitch i’m a sign from god. start running.

[ihaveadoptedeveryoneonthissite]

Fine! *starts sprinting towards you*

[mysieee]

Day 3 of drawing a Loki everyday until the series airs✨

[ihaveadoptedeveryoneonthissite]

He and anikon would get along perfectly!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thedreadpiratejames]

the mortifying ordeal of being known by 20,000 bees

[theinfiknight]

You would not believe your knees

If twenty thousand bees

[ihaveadoptedeveryoneonthissite]

Knew that you ate beans with cheese

[dhauwjwncjsiwnxn]

finding out the heights of your internet friends is always the weirdest thing

[crutchie-morris]

reblog this with your height in the tags then we’ll all know

[ihaveadoptedeveryoneonthissite]

Five feet and 2.5 inches. I will fight you

[ihaveadoptedeveryoneonthissite]

My life is a comedy show

specifically about a girl who has NO CLUE how to deal with boys.

All my life boys have never even looked at me

Well they did, but only to make fun of me

And then I graduated

And somehow, the fact that I was graduated brought the boys

and I have no clue how, I didn't change

I was still the salty, blue haired, theatre girl that wears 50s dresses to normal occasions

So, ya' know, a weird girl

But at the graduation party, I was asked out by THREE of my guy friends

And I asked one guy friend to a prom 2.0, because fun

And then the next day, I went stag to a swing dancing club with my brother and his gf.

And a 25 year old man started hitting on me, YIKES

Some girls go for that, but I'm just stepping into the out of high school dating pool, and I'm not ready for that

And then a hot guy asked me to dance and was smooth with flirting, and we texted for about a week, but then 2 days ago he got a gf

And another guy at the swing dancing club asked for my number, and then a date.

This date was AWFUL, and he was REALLY forward and tried to hold my hand, and I was like HOLD ON, I MET YOU 2 DAYS AGO. Except I was really awkward about it

And then this guy in my church who was 23 started creepily telling me about his weird fan fiction, that murders all the characters, and then telling me he would LOVE to spend more time with me.

And I'm going out with a different guy friend as well.

And my friend wants to set me up on a blind date.

And I don't know how to politely reject boys. Or flirt with boys. Or deal with attention from boys, so at this point, my brother, and my friends find this whole thing hilarious, and I'm confused.

[h4te]

Reblog if you want your followers to ask you anything they're curious about.

[ihaveadoptedeveryoneonthissite]

Ask me!

[find-the-beauty-within]

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

[priincessolivee-deactivated2025]

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

[ihaveadoptedeveryoneonthissite]

I tried too

[ihaveadoptedeveryoneonthissite]

Okay guys, I have a serious question, but I’m open to funny answers, but also, I need an actual answer:

If a guy grabs your hand on a first date, and you’re not interested, how do you not hurt his feelings, but still pull your hand back?

[ihaveadoptedeveryoneonthissite]

Guys, I just realized, in Hamilton the line:

“Martha Whashington even named her feral tomcat after him.”

Guys! Whashington had to call his cat alexander, I find that hilarious

[dankmemeuniversity]

[xelayxes]

[xelayxes]

@matzahball

[dracophile]

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

[hamptercatapult]

great poast every one👍

[shirecorn]

I have drawn him…. The High Geologist

[syberfire117]

Can’t believe he’s ace

[shirecorn]

He is now And here’s the photo evidence:

[aphorisnt]

hey guys…https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?

[shirecorn]

the high geologist has ascended

[ethanrayne]

every time i see this post it gets…. better? but also weirder.

[venusrrvelez]

I always gotta reblog the High Geologist once in a while.

[sapphireclawe]

I love this too much.

[ihaveadoptedeveryoneonthissite]

What?.......um? Nevermind, I will not question the almighty High Geologist

[ihaveadoptedeveryoneonthissite]

AAAAAAAAAA

I just graduated, and I’m scared

[takanashiia]

REBLOG IF I CAN MESSAGE YOU 'HEY' AND START A FRIENDSHIP.

[ihaveadoptedeveryoneonthissite]

Hey!