coconut lord

there really is no point to this

[belleevangeline]

Real gender equality

[-danimal]

What’s it’s really like being a bisexual in 2018

[fistfulofgammarays]

So I got blood drawn today, and left a note for myself last night to remember to fast.

It was much more confusing at 5AM than it was the night before.

[moniquill]

….as a person who works in a medical lab, my initial reaction to that sign was ‘This coffee pot is for use with blood only’ 

We have refrigerators that literally have signs on them that says ‘NO FOOD - BLOOD’ and ‘NO FOOD - SPECIMENS ONLY’ on them. 

[iheartvmt]

Same! and then I was confused as to the why of using a coffee pot for blood storage/processing lol

[vetisntdead]

Here is the opposite

[memewhore]

[newtnewt92]

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

Stay safe

Congratulations

That’s what they all say

Different strokes for different folks

I hope you have the time of your life

But you have so much to live for

Please explain

[saying]

[secrets-lies-lust-deactivated20]

Yeah haha I can tell

[just-shower-thoughts]

When we first see someone who at first we find attractive, over time we start seeing them normal or ugly, but when we see someone who at first we find ugly or non-attractive, over time we start seeing them as interesting or more good-looking.

[jnxi-reeeee-deactivated20180515]

i went to this guys house this weekend and slept on his couch n woke up to this cat standing on my tummy and i said “aww i didnt know you had a cat” and he said “yeah her names bev” then he paused and said “short for beverage”

[bpdamiright]

me?????? an explosive temper???????? yeah leave me alone 

[sixpenceee]

Building art

[realitytvshow]

[decatris]

[meanplastic]

IM SCREAMING

[olearypoetry]

[horrorgay]

College Professor who knows their stuff and is well versed and up to date on their material: Hello today we’ll be talking abo-

White Guy who sits at the front of the class, and talks either at the speed of sound or the speed of a snail: ACTUALLY, ACCORDING TO THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF- [derails the lecture by 20 minutes because hes an Intellectual]

[horrorgay]

[horrorgay]

A sequel

[autumntides]

You don’t want to be rich. You want to live freely.

[godsbaby]

That’s it

[royalgoons-deactivated20220109]

that’s it, man.

[barebackinq]

Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…

Mom:

[arandomthot]

In this instance just remember you are what you eat