Made a low-fi portrait of my girlfriend in minecraft :3
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Made a low-fi portrait of my girlfriend in minecraft :3
Hi, I'm back.
That guy who said he was back
Everything went better than I expected
So today my dad, my little sister, little brother, big brother and his girlfriend went to an amusement park and since they informed me and my girlfriend too late we couldn't go... "Well why the fuck not?" you might ask. Well the thing is, my girlfriend's sister's kids were coming to their place and her mother thought that we could look after those little kiddos. So we played with them and I gotta say, it wasn't as hard and frustrating as I thought it would be :D Lovely little kids! And after looking after them we took a little nap aaaaaand now I'm home... Well, tomorrow I'll get to see her again <3 Everything went better than I expected! Someday I get to play with my own children, take care of them, put them to bed at night and read them stories... Watch them grow up... <3
3rd one of many
So basically after an hour I've been officially dating with my girlfriend for full 3 months. It's funny how in the time of just 3 months we've had so many good times, just ups, not a single down. <3 This person has become the reason my world goes round and round, and it's funny how I used to think that I had nooooooo chance in hell and that she's soooooo out of my league. But This post really is just a big shout to the world; I'm in love, and for the first time of my life, I really feel happy... Thanks to this girl. I love you, Juulia, and I'm never ever going to stop loving you! <3 These three months are the starting line, and trust me: There's no finishing line. She made me realize that life is worth living. Life is finally good, thanks to her.
-E P.S. JUST LOOK AT THOSE EYES RAWR!!! SO BEAUTIFUL! :3 <3
A little poem for some of you girls
I don't get it, you just took a step up from the old in the ditch. Switching men like mittens, you're misusing love you fucking bitch. And when you get sick of the current one, you just wait for another fall. It makes me wonder, do you even know what love is after all? Boys aren't the only one who act like players. Some of you representing the beautiful side of humans should really think about this too. Have a nice day. -E
Here's a little lullaby that I made
A little boy walked a little mile to his little girl, for a little while. When he stopped to gaze, at her little face he started thinking about those past little days And how the girl made him shed a little smile Sometimes for longer, sometimes just for a little while When he was close to her, not too far He saw a little shooting star He pointed it out for the little girl to see And told the girl; ''Listen to me, Somewhere behind that little star, there's a whole new world, overall. But to me, it doesn't matter where I'd be, all that matters that I can be there with you, you see?'' And so he took her little hand, walked away with her, somewhere across the land. Where are they now? -I have no clue. Could you be that boy to your little girl? -It's all up to you Think about it. -E
preach it, sister!
Two little cute things to do:
About to visit your darling? How about:
Make your girlie/littleboy a surprise. Why? Oh come on, everyone loves surprises. Don't be silly.
Going out for a walk? Oh goodie! I've got you covered:
Make up a nice spot with a nice view to walk your little lovebunnie. And if you're feeling really romantic, why not decorate the spot head-on before taking him/her there?
And just because I miss my girlfriend a lot and can't wait for her to come back home so I can hug her tight and give her a long kiss, here's a pic of us looking cute as hell c: <3
Like this blog? Like the posts, share it around, follow me, suck me, throw me against the wall... I don't really care. Any forms of support are accepted and greeted. Thankies! -E
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And she scores ;)
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife!
So a few hours ago a huge ass storm broke loose and trust me when I say that shit was going down. Really. There was tons of lightning, noise, harsh wind, lots of rain and even more flooding than in your sisters underwear when she sees Justin Bieber. So shortly said we just turned off all electric appliances and waited for the storm to pass by. All I was really concerned about was that "was my girlfriend doing fine at the camp and is she feeling safe?" And luckily after a few call attempts to her she called me back. Oh my god it was a relief to hear that she's unharmed and doing just fine. When it comes to storming and the cries of the sky, it really makes me want to create something, so I did. Enjoy this shitty piece of attempted art! -E
you guys know that im actually a superhero right?
I opened the door for someone today
she even thanked me
In your face, bullies!
So I used to be a really fat prick when I was in elementary school, and even the first year of highschool. I'm serious. A really fat prick. I was constantly being yelled at, pushed in the hallways, called names... Pretty much anything, really. Many nights I just cried and told my parents I wanna quit school, that I hate everybody at our school and that I wanna make a change. So then my mum told me this: "Sweetie, there's two options for you to choose from: Either you keep on being a sloth and take the bullying, or you get up and do something to yourself. It's up to you, no-one else." So I got up and did. I started exercising and jogging, lifting weights, bicycling etc. And look at me now! It's never too late to make a change. Always remember that. In your face, bullies! -E
Oh for fucks sake ;___;
So my sweetheart left to some camp she really didn't even want to attend, and I thought to myself; "Oh goddamnit, I have to come up with something to do while she's gone". Luckily a few days ago I picked up Max Payne 3, and since now she's gone for something like 4 days (oh god that's a long time to be without her), I thought about finishing my journey as Max. It's a great game with awesome humor, surprising moments, wicked storytelling and memorable characters! I personally love this game, and if you have played and enjoyed Max Payne 1 and/or 2, I recommend you check this game out. Gosh, I feel lonely. -E P.S. If you are reading this, Juulia, the next time you and me meet I have a surprise for ya! Hint: It'll include a massage, a long walk and something sweet. I love ya, honey! Have fun at the camp thingy! <3
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“To quote Churchill in one of his infamous speeches… I wanna play some fucking Tomb Raider.”
Oh my god I love this guy!
Oh my goodness I love this girl! <3
So today me and my girlfriend were at our place dancing to music and talking about this and that, and to make a long story short: Apparently after awhile I told her that "I ain't feeling so good" and that "I need to lay down". And after I laid down on the bed I passed out. So what did she do then? Panic? -Hell no. She went to get me a glass of water, and then made sure I drank it. She opened the window so I could breathe in fresh air. After I woke up and snapped out of it she calmly asked: "Good morning, sunshine. You seemed to have passed out and I'm worried about ya! Are you OK?". And to that I replied that my back hurts like fuck. So what did she do then? -That's right. She gave me a whole back massage! Oh my god it was so good. She took care of me like I was a little defenseless baby. She made sure that I was safe and sound, even though nothing really happened... Oh my goodness I love this girl! <3 -E
A few cute little things to do:
When your girlfriend drops a bobby-pin somewhere in your room and you happen to find it at night, save the bobby-pins you find and store them somewhere. They bring you luck and bless your night.
When your girlfriend/boyfriend mentions your name before starting to talk to you, look your partner straight into the eye for the whole conversation. It's a cute way of showing the person you care about what he/she is actually trying to tell you.
When your girlfriend/boyfriend doesn't look alright; before asking the classic "what's wrong, babe?", hug him/her. This will ease up the stress a bit and make the conversation easier and much more calm.
And to all of you gentlemen out there: -Whenever you come across a puddle while on a walk with your girlfriend, lift her over it so she doesn't have to mess up her shoes. -When your girlfriend starts putting on her shoes, tie them for her. -After a good warm cuddle, give her a massage. -Whenever your loved one is on her bad time of the month, buy her something sweet and try to cheer her up. Show her you care about how she feels. -Whenever you have to say goodbye, give her a kiss. -When she says she loves you, show her just how much you love her. Show your other half you really care. Love is a wonderful thing! <3 -E
Hey there, everybody!
I just created this blog to update all kinds of bullshit every now and then. My posts will mostly be about my lovely girlfriend and all kinds of love quotes...- Oh well, basically about anything really. What's important is for all of you guys to sit back, relax and enjoy the posting. Cheers! -E