✰ breakfast with the avengers, as a teenage avenger!! (headcanons)
type of writing: headcanons / scenario
characters: a lot LMAO a few main ones are clint barton, scott lang, miles morales, harley keener, the reader, steve rogers, and tony stark.
a/n: just to make it clear, for the “teenage avenger” series, i have a core group of “teenage avengers”. this includes the reader, peter parker, harley keener, and miles morales :) also requests are open! lmk if you want a scenario or headcanons! can include the reader or not!!
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the avengers might be the busiest people in the world.
however, they always make time at least once a month to have breakfast together at the compound.
it was steve’s idea (of course!!) but when he mentioned it for the first time, everyone quickly got on board.
pietro was so excited that he sped over to the cupboards, talking incoherently about chocolate chip pancakes.
however, he soon came back (in less than a second, ofc) with a sad face.
turns out, you all had an issue on your hands.
there was no pancake mix, no bacon, no eggs, no fruit, no nothing!
ok, he was being dramatic. there was some food, but certainly not enough to feed ALL the avengers.
tony volunteered the “kids” ( you, harley, peter, and miles ) to go to the store.
clint decided he wanted to go too, and then scott decided to join at the last minute.
so the six of you piled into the car.
scott drove (regrettably -- the man has some issues with attention), you got shotgun, and peter, harley, miles and clint were all in the back.
now, you may be wondering why clint was in the back and not the front, because he seems to be a responsible adult in this situation.
well, first of all, have you met clint barton? do you even know what he’s like?
second of all, the avengers have a very strict “you call it, you get it” policy when it comes to the car.
this happened when thor “accidentally” stepped on scott’s foot so that he could get in the front seat.
anyways scott definitely plays cheery 70s music in the car.
he turns it up super loud and sings along (very off key)
every single time that man stops at a stoplight he turns around with an eager look on his face. harley is usually on his phone, but peter and miles try to give him a smile.
clint’s just flipping him off :)
so once y'all get to the store, it's time to get serious.
well, in harley, peter, miles, and your eyes.
for clint and scott? debatable.
as you're all getting the cart, somehow clint and scott slip away.
you turn at the mention of your name to see clint barton, that silly little guy, holding six lightsabers in his hands.
how he got six of them in like less than a minute is a great question.
and yet, it's the coolest thing you've seen all week.
immediately, the whole trip is overtaken by all of you chatting about how to use the lightsabers.
some ideas include; scaring tony by calling him into a dark room where you all turn them on at the same time, scaring steve by calling him into a dark room where you all turn them on at the same time, scaring sam by calling him into a dark room where you all turn them on at the same time...
ok maybe they were kind of unoriginal.
you decided that you would consult sam + bucky (the prank masters ofc) later to get some advice.
anyways you bought so much stuff.
like there were literally three carts of food.
on the way home, clint had to ride in the trunk LMAO
btw the compound is so cool and high tech that once you pull the car into the garage and open the trunk, there’s this little robot that sorts everything out and then puts it in tubes that take it to the pantries and fridges.
it’s very convenient because it would’ve taken you all like fifteen trips, even with super strength or whatever
so now you’re finally back up in the kitchen
and pietro keeps telling you all how hungry he is
wanda tells him to stop and literally makes a forcefield with her magic so he can't interrupt y'all LMAO
now you're actually good at cooking.
im gonna go ahead and say you, sam, and wanda are the best cooks in the compound.
happy is actually good too, he just never wants to HAHA
but you made a deal with him that you wouldn't bother him for three days if he helped you so he's in the kitchen now.
he even wore this super cheesy "kiss the cook" apron that tony got him for christmas once
anyways so y'all have to make a LOT of food.
i mean the avengers are the avengers, they get really hungry.
so originally miles & peter & harley wanted to help you, but then peter somehow cut his finger plugging in the waffle iron? so you just put him in charge of music.
and then harley kept accidentally knocking the pancake mix everywhere.
so then sam made him stand by him and watch him cook.
miles was good though, he has skills.
you had to make pancakes AND waffles, because nobody could come up with what was best.
once when you were on winter break, you tried to have a final competition on whether pancakes or waffles were better.
just as pancakes were in the lead, dr strange came in and said waffles were the best.
so now you always have to make both.
you enlisted steve to help bring everything to the table.
he's really good at balancing like six or seven plates at a time.
scott was ready to help too, but you just made him set the table instead because otherwise he was gonna get hurt.
once everything was done and on the table, you all sat down.
but then just as you were ready, the lights went out.
and that kind of freaked you out, because i mean, yeah.
AND THEN YOU SAW A SINGLE LIGHTSABER TURN ON.
so you turned the lights back on and yelled at clint for scaring you.
and then you all ate together :)
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