Dispatcher Galen

Hey everyone, Galen here. Super hearing is the worst possible super power for an office like this.

[robertosonroberto]

When was anyone gonna tell me the HR guy was hot???

[iheareverythingactually]

We didn't think anyone needed to say it, Robert.

[eyeofthehurricaine]

Hey so why is there just a whole container full of chocolate chip cookie dough in the break room fridge

There’s no oven in here. Or like, air fryer, if you’re determined. So why.

Does someone just plan on eating all of this as their meal or some shit?? Hello??

[iheareverythingactually]

Cookie dough fucking slaps and I'm tired of pretending it doesn't.

[robertosonroberto]

Who set my desk on fire.

Who the hell did it. Why. How did you get away with it. And I do KNOW that it wasn't Flambae he was with me the whole time. I AM mad and I WILL find out so just own it up.

[batboner69]

I meannn… maybe someone was tired of getting his stapler stolen….

[sdnhelpfulresources]

Sonar you can't just set his desk on fire. He didn't even steal your stapler.

[batboner69]

*I* didn’t! Why would I even set my dispatcher’s desk on fire? That’s crazy. Dude, you’re crazy.

[iheareverythingactually]

Sonar I genuinely thought it was you.

[iheareverythingactually]

Here take a slightly superior headset.

And a milkshake.

@robin-sdn-drake

Thank you Robin. Very cool.

[iheareverythingactually]

*Fist bump*

*𓆑𓇋𓋴𓏏 𓃀𓅲𓅓𓊪*

[icanhearyoumf]

you good?

[brucie-ask-blog]

No idea, I think he's still pissed off about the slightly shittier headset

[iheareverythingactually]

𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏 𓇋𓋴 𓆓𓅲𓋴𓏏 𓈖𓏏 𓅃𓉔𓄿𓏏 𓇋 𓋴𓄿𓇋𓂧.

[iheareverythingactually]

*Fist bump*

*𓆑𓇋𓋴𓏏 𓃀𓅲𓅓𓊪*

[naughtyandnicerpmemes]

Reblog if you're bored and you want anons.

Or non-anons. Whatever works for you!

[iheareverythingactually]

𓇋'𓅓 𓋴𓏏𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓎢𓅲𓂋𓋴𓂧 𓃀𓇌 𓏏𓉔 𓅃𓄿𓇌 𓋴𓅓𓈖 𓎼𓏏 𓅓𓇋𓎢𓇌𓎢𓃭 𓂧𓅃𓈖 𓉔𓂋 𓂋 𓋴𓅓𓏏𓉔𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓉔 𓎢𓄿𓈖 𓋴𓊪𓄿𓈎 𓄿𓈖𓇌𓏏𓉔𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓇋'𓅓 𓊪𓂋𓏏𓏏𓇌 𓋴𓅲𓂋.

[iheareverythingactually]

Someone took my headset and replaced it with a slightly shittier headset? Who did this.

[beefbestboy]

Bark bark

[iheareverythingactually]

𓃀𓆑 𓇌𓅲 𓎢𓄿𓈖'𓏏 𓃀 𓂧𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓋴𓏏𓅲𓆑𓆑 𓃭𓇋𓈎 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴

[overly-caffinated-disptcher]

Galen why are you speaking in ancient Egyptian hyroglyphs?

[iheareverythingactually]

𓏏𓉔𓇌 𓎢𓅲𓂋𓋴𓂧 𓅓 𓃀𓂋

[overly-caffinated-disptcher]

I cant fucking read that.

[iheareverythingactually]

𓈖𓇋𓏏𓉔𓂋 𓎢𓄿𓈖 𓇋. 𓋴𓈖𓂧 𓉔𓃭𓊪.

[iheareverythingactually]

Someone took my headset and replaced it with a slightly shittier headset? Who did this.

[beefbestboy]

Bark bark

[iheareverythingactually]

𓃀𓆑 𓇌𓅲 𓎢𓄿𓈖'𓏏 𓃀 𓂧𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓋴𓏏𓅲𓆑𓆑 𓃭𓇋𓈎 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴

[overly-caffinated-disptcher]

Galen why are you speaking in ancient Egyptian hyroglyphs?

[iheareverythingactually]

𓏏𓉔𓇌 𓎢𓅲𓂋𓋴𓂧 𓅓 𓃀𓂋

[iheareverythingactually]

Someone took my headset and replaced it with a slightly shittier headset? Who did this.

[beefbestboy]

Bark bark

[iheareverythingactually]

𓃀𓆑 𓇌𓅲 𓎢𓄿𓈖'𓏏 𓃀 𓂧𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓋴𓏏𓅲𓆑𓆑 𓃭𓇋𓈎 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴

[ask-mechaman]

Thinking about adding some new mech upgrades? Any suggestions?

[iheareverythingactually]

Add cushioning to the inside to lessen the impact of attacks. Also so you can sleep inside it. I know you don't own a bed Robert I've been to your apartment.

[iheareverythingactually]

Someone tried to stab me on the way to work why am i getting Micycle'd bro.

[iheareverythingactually]

Anyone wanna play some terraria?

[iheareverythingactually]

Go ahead, take a seat for me please 😇😇

( When he sat down, it was whoopee cushion. No pie. )

[ @alesbianslipperyslope ]

They won't find your body.

[alesbianslipperyslope]

CAN’T TOUCH THIS

[iheareverythingactually]

y̶̢̢̨̧̨̧̡̧̢̡̡̢̛͔̲͎͍̩̦͇̥̺̯͎͖̠̦̘͚̘̘̯͓͔̜̞̳̜̩̰̘͎̦̫̖̭̪̣̦̰̻̙̟̙͙͈̩̤̣̹͙̲͎̬̝̙̤̼̘̠͓̗͓̪͎̮̘͖͇͕͇̱̲̜̣͙̜̥͚͕͙͍̖̤̫͉̻͈͖̤̠̼͙̣͔̦̞͈̤͍̙̗̞̘̟̗̥̮̮̮͇̹̗͇̫̞̥͖̐̈̌̃͑́̆̍̿̂͐̈́̿̋̅̍̋̽̾̀̔̈́̏̊̂͒̉̌͊̎̾͛̑́̅̈̈́̈́̆͒̓̄͗̾̿̓̋͂̀̿̊͘̚͘͜͜͝͠ͅͅǫ̶̨̨̡̡̧̡̛̛̛̦͕͕͎̭͉̼͚̜̤̦̱̣̥̰̣͖̤̼̟̥̤͇̯̺̱̖̣̣̪̻̰̭͕̭̪̰͖̻̥̳͓̝̘̺͍͙̣̜̞̼͔̦̮̺̣̼̼̠͉̖̹̤͕͈̌͛̓̋́̋͗͒̀͑͐͆̀́͒̏͒͌͑́̾̀͌̀͒͛͆̅́́͌͌̈́̔̽̍̄̈́́̌̎̊̄̌͆̒̽̄̐̏̀̊̀̐͐̓́͒́͂̑̅̈́̈́̈́̋̇̍̂̿͂͊͒͌͛̂̀̂̅̿͂̇̆͛͐̈͑̉̏͆̀́̑́̉́͗̓̅̀̇̀̅͒͌̾̎́̆́͑̿̐̓͒͐̀͘̚̕͘̕̚̕̕̚͘̚͜͝͝͝͠͝͠͝͝͝͝ͅű̴̡̢̢̧̧̡̧̢̡̢̧̨̢̞̭͖͖͈̗͖̺̩͇͎̫͖̦̰̦̲̱̖̱͔͓̰͍̠̥͇̫̝̫̫̱̤̝͕̬̠̘̲̠̲̹͔̩̤̞̹̳̝̖̙̭̲̜̥̥̱̳̤̫͎̲̫̠̰͈̦̝̝͕̝̟͈̖͇͇̻̗͓̖͙̟̗̪͖̫̖̪͓̝̳̹͎̬̳̱̜͚̳̰͖̲̹̳̀̈͌̿́̍͂̔͊͊̾̎̂̓̇̏̽͛̈́̔͛͛͑̋́̎̈́̆̉͆̿̍̎̔̔̈́̓͒̇͆̋̈́́̾̿̿̎̈͐͗̊̔̅̌͆̓͂̿̉̐̅̈́͛̓̋̈́̉̓͒̇̇̀̌̀̒̏̿͐̀̈́̾̈́̚̚̚͘̕͜͜͝͝͝͠͠͠ͅͅͅͅͅ ̵̧̧̨̧̨̡̢̧̧̛̬̫̤̙̖̞̦̻͓͇͔̯̯̭̤̤͚͇͍̗̗̝͎̜̰̹̩͎͓̘̮͙̼͇̬̞͖̰͉͎̯̪̼̞̻̘̩̬̪̣̜͉̻̼̺̬̱̭̖͖̪̤͓͉͓̲̟̭͚͙̲̝̲̘͉̻͔̻̝̫̘̖̂̎̑̋͂̔̉̊̈͐͛̍̀̃̈́̇̽̔̒̋͑͛̓̂̓̔̒͂̐̓̑̓͂͑̓̇̉̎̓͊́͒͆̽͌̅̽̒͑͐̉̓͘̕̕̚͜͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅw̵̢̢̨̛̖͙̩͔̖̯̭̼̱̺̣̬̝̹͎̰͙̻̺͚̪̦̞̺̰͔̟̙̺̜̻̯̪̞̙̙̳̟̲͔̬͓͉̣̖̣̪̤͎͖̠̬͓̼̳̺̯͖̮̪̠̜̦̹̟̞̯͇̣̳̖̺̬̲̞̞̰̰͕̰̖̪̔̇͑̒͑̀̍̌̾͋̅̏̀̋̿̿̈́̔̒͒̍̄́̇͗̏̔͐̉̉́́̂͒̂̎͋̓̈́͋͂͌͑̏͐̑͐̋̀͊́̆̈́͛͌̐͌́͐̃̽̂̂̌͂̈́̇̀͊̀̏̾̾́̇̔̃̍̍̃̓͗͐̋̆̽̋̎͒̽̂͒̾͘͘͘̕͘̚͜͝͝͝͠͝͠͝ͅͅͅị̸̢̨̢̡̨̨̧̧̡̡̨̢̛̞͚̘̱̙̖͈̘͕̦̪̠͚̣̞̣̙̦̭̜̘͕̣̘͎͍͈̗̪̙̭̹̹̮̣͇͙͕̣̺̦̙̲͚̝̯̦̙̙͍̖͕̪̘̥̲̤̼̺͍̩͔̯̼͔̻̜̤͙̠͓̪͕̝̳̲͓̙̬̭̪̱̫͍͕̰̹͍̼̥͇̙̺̖͖͓̹̙͔̘̠͖͇̤̱̤̥͕̻̻̞͇̹̜̳̯̆̽̈́̀̇̌̓̈́͑̐̋̑̄̆̓̎͑̀̈́͋̀̈͑̓̀̍͐͂̄̉̏̏̅̏̂̽͐͒̒̈̈́͊̇̇̿̓̅͐̃̈́̃̊̍̉͆̓̕̕̚̕͜͜͜͜͜͜͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅl̷̢̢̡̞̠̭̦̼͖̜͉̻̙͎̞̟͕̩͎̪̦̟̺̣͎̞͔͔̺͖̻̹̦̳̦͕̭̥͚͍̫̻͇̥̠̪͎̦̟̪̦̙̥̜̙͚͍̞̤͉̣̤͕̤̑̉̑͛̒̑̊̊̈́͆̈́́͆͆̍̂̄́̈́̀̓͗͆̑̀̂̚͘̚̕̕͘͘͜͜͜ͅl̵̛̛̛̦͉̺̟͑̐̇̔̈́͒̇̐̆̊̃̓̑͗͑̆̈́̾̏̉̈́́́́̿̓͂́͆̍̈́̃̀͒̌̽͊͌͗͊̉̍̋̔̉̒̅̌̅̄̋͘͘͝͠͝͠͝͠ ̵̢̢̡̡̨̨̡̧̡̢̡̞̝̬̼̱̻̰̪̲̙̫̳̣͓̝̺̞̙͈̪̰͇̦̹͓͉̹͕̻̮̤͈̞̺͙͔̻̹͎̱̱̞̤̙͇̰̠̣̰̻͇̦̦͚̳͙͕̯̣̦͔̬̱̖͇̟̼̙̗̳͕̮̮̘̘̱̱̙͙͎̫̝̩̘̯͎̥̝̮̭̹̜̤̠͙̲̣͙̜̥͎͔̮̫̼͖̳̳͙̼͎͓̱̱͙̣̣̲̘̳͓͈̠̝͑̌̽́̽̈́͂̓̾͆̀͋̊̂͊̓̊͗̔̈́̏͗͆͌̔͒̌͂̇͌̊͂͜͜͝ͅͅͅḑ̴̧̡̧̨̡̡̨̧̢̨̧̡̛̛̛̛̛̺͖͓͈̜̗͕̪̝̤̠̗̝̣̖̥̱̱̻͍̺̥̱͕̞̤͔͖̲̹̣̟̹̯̭͈̫͕͎̰̯͈͕̜͎̪̖̩͙͇̥͇̻͕̟̹̮͎̹̣͚̹͔̼̹̲͉̜͓̞͉͓͓̮̞̱̣̣̪͈͔̘̜̼̖̗̰̦͙̞̤͚̖̖̭̮͙͎̰̥̭̠̯̘͚̤̩̙̝̖̬̻͕̮͔͎̥͕̲̻͍̟̺̗͚̜̯̟͖̭̤̲̙̮̰̮̍̓̈̐̉́̔͂̀͂̏̽͂̍͌̾͗̾̂̑̓̈̔̀̐͐͆̍̓̿͋̀̎̊̿̀̈́̀͗́͒̾̀̍͋͑̈́̎̿͌̓̀̏̇̿̅̐͑̿͐̌̔̆̅́͒̕̕̚̚̕͜͜͜͠͝͝͠͝͝͝͝ì̶̡̧̡̡̨̧̨̢̧̨̧̢̛̛͉̮̠̣̲̤̙̯̪̤̘̣̞͈̜̻̼͉̘̫̣͍̰̰̥͎̼̜̪̗̥̫͔̻̻̥̜̙̗̞̣͇̺͚̺͍͓͚̹̳̺̘͚͙̤̥̳͚̤̜̥̳̭̥̞̗͙̘͔͓̟̱̗̜̯̥̼̘̦͔̺̬̬̤̩̥͕͖̤̪̜̙̝̮̣̫̦̼̗̩͖̞͖̜̹̪͖̹͍̤̣̩͓͔̹̝͔͔̲̟̙̳͍͕͇̥̩͈͍̣͚̩̼̺̞͖̓͋͐͛̋̀̍̽̌̓̆́̃͑̔̂̈́̈̌̓̎̇̏̈́͛̀͌̏̽̌̊̍̀͗͊̒͌̒̆̃̚̕͘͜͜͜͝͝͝͠͠͠ͅͅe̷̡̧̧͓̖̠̗͔̳̠̜̖̞̱̥̞͕̱̬̘̺̼̗͓͔̪͕̖̳͛̽͊͛̉̇̊̒̾̅͛̑͂̇̆͑̂̈́͌́͐̊͌̅͂̊͐͒̾͌́̉͗͐̄̌̏͛̈́̀̔̒̃̈́̊̄̎̆͗̓͘̚͘̕͝͝͠͝ͅͅ ̴̨̧̧̨̛̛̛̛̬̥̫̠̱̤̭̹̳͈̱̱̼͖̰̹̣̪̲̭̗̼͎͎͙̞̗̤͇̺̮̞̫̝͚͚͖͖̭̞͇̪͉͚͔͓̞̲̹̼̘̝̊̎̎͂̍̇̓̾̌́̀̅̉̂̋̄̆̔͐͛̇́̓͆̑̐̾̑̊̓̈́̑̆̿̀̄̈́̆̾͒͗̐̑͑̀͛̏̔͑̂̃́͑̅̈́͗̉̃͛̍͒̆̀̓̉̅̿͒̎̍̄͋̾̆̉̓́̆͆̈͊̽͒͌͋̂̂̌͒̎̾͒͊̍̅̇̒́̀̿̍͊̈́̂̾̄͐̊́̈́̽̔̓̂̓̓̅̄̄͌̆̆̈́̈́̀̕̕̕̕̕̚̚̚̕̕͘͘̚͝͝͝i̶̧̛̜͎̰͚͛͆̆̎̓̑̒͌͐̓̏͗̊̾͗̅͒́̆̆̀̔͑̔̏͗̐̂́͛̊̾͒̿̐͋̃̈́́͋̎̐̈́͗̐́͐̓̆͆̽̄͂̐̊͆̿̒̏̈͐́̃͒̿̀̈́̾̊̋́͆͒̏̒̐͛̑̒̉͐̉̒̏͘͘̕̕͘͠͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅn̷̢̡̧̨̧̨̨̡̨̛̛̛̘̹̺̥̬̯̙̣͕̝̫͖̪͙̞̤͖̞̥͍̰͇͉̘̺̮̼̝̼̬̳͎̪̭̤͕͎̻̺͕͖͍̗̘̣͈̖̦̗̪͙̯̩̜̱͖̖̜̲̫̰̳͔̩̠̥̖̫̙͕͈̦̻̪̩̟̳̟̙̻͈̙̲̗͇̙͍̞̼̠̪͓̝̖̜̖̮͚̰̪͉̖̠͚̬̩̤̟͂͑̅̔̀͐̑̽́̀̾͑͊͛̂̑̈̈̔̊̔̃̽̋̃̎̀̑́͋̔̏͊̓͌̆̀̀͌̑̊̇͊̽͆͊̽̿͑͂̑̌̓̏̊́͑̔̎̓̈́̔̓̋͐̓̓̾̇̐̐͆̀̍̉͂̾͋̀̿́͂̑̔̋̑͆̀́̿͆̈́͆̎͗̈́́̎̒͋̇͛̇̈́́̇́̂̉̉͊̓̓̋̏͛͒̄̈̒͒́̒͆͗̓͋̕͘̚̚̚͘̚̚̚̚͘͘͜͜͜͠͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͝ͅ ̵̡̨̨̧̨̨̢̨̢̡̨̡̢̛̛̦̺̘͙̯̭̲͚̣͍͔͍̼̰̳͎̯̰̥̙̘̭̲̭̙̯̼̜̜͔̯͔̘͕͈͙̬̞̤͖͍̮͕̝̝͙̹͖̙͇͔̲͍̠̜̼̼̭͙̯̱̩͕̼̱̼͍̖̙̥̥̣̘͓̦̻͚̬̱͙̭̗̪͍͓͉̼̰̗̦̲̩̫̰̹̖̤̗̦̦̭̲͉̗̻͉̖̲̮̻͈̙͙͍̰̺͔͉͔̝̼̠͓̣̯̪͔̱̦̹̯͒͊̿̂̎͒͜͜ͅͅͅͅ3̸̡̧̧̧̡̡̨̨̧̢̢̛̛̛̛̛̛̣̩͓̠̥̳̬̗̯͕̱̜̬̺̙̰̲̠̲̰͉̥̜͇̘̘̼͔͇̞͈̬̩̪̟͚̠̯͔̯̻͓̲̥͉̥̝̤̼̲͉̬̱̠̦̼̦̥͇̠̖͍͖̦͚͖̱̼͈̱̈̅̈͂͌̂̾͑̎̃̆̿́̒̍̀̽̓̀̀͗̍̇̈́̄̈͋̂́̾̂͛̑̒͗͐͌͒͒͛͐͌̍̅̏̑̃̏̋̉̀́̃͌̑͐̂̐͆̃̔̆̅̀̾͑̾̔̆̌̍̓̊̓̊́̐̎̀͒̾́̄̃͋̅̃̓̇̀̑̾̃͛̅̈́̔̌̈̐̒̏̀͆̅̕͘̕̕̚͘̕̕͘͝͠͝͝͠ ̸̡̧̛̛̛̛̛͎̮̼͕͈̪̤̣̄̈́͊̈́̑̆͆̌̐̉̆̌̌͒͛̑̆̎̒͑̇̌̀̓̈́̇̓̉͑̃͆͗̅͂̾͑̈́̈́̇́̈́̀̓̓̂͋̇̓̄͗̃́́́̓͊̋̒̃͊͑͊͋̋̀͑́̌̏̀̈́̒͛͐̉͋̒̓̇̎̐̆̐̒̇̄͋̄͗̓̅͋̌̄̃͋̿̕̚̕̕͘͘͘̕̕͠͠͝͝͝͝͠͠͝ͅd̷̨̨̧̡̢̡̡̨̨̡̨̖͈͇̘̬̫̝̰͉͓͙͉͇͕͎͙̣͔͍̯͖̜̯͎̖̳̺̦͚͚͇̲̜̪̰͔̮̜̥̹͈͙̜̼̩͉̳̠̺͚͔̥̲͇͖̭̟̼̩̣͍͈͎̰̠̔͋̑̎̆̾̈́̾̔̀̈̎̍̅̃̒̏̎̈́̓̇̆̈͂̏̀̎͗̽͐̾́̾́͆͋̏̈́̔̍͊͆̾̀́́̕̚͠͝͝͝͝ả̷̡̢̢̧̡̢̬̮͖̘͓̳̳̙̱͓̙̣̰̲̮̳̺̞͖̬̫̞̪̱̼͑̏͒̀̊̃́̀̽̈́̀̈́͌̿͌̑̀́́̎͒́͗̋̉͋̈́̋̔̈́̔̿̌́͆̾̃̇͗́̀̉̈́̇̕͘̕͝͝ẙ̸̨̡̡̨̧̢̨̛̭̞͈̹͈̝̪͕̜̙̥̱̺̝͔͍̼̜̯̬̹͔͕̗̝̖̳͔̘͓̠̝͖̙̹̱̣̦͚̼͍͈͓̼̥̜̞̗̮̼̜̻̪̜̮̠͉̱̥̱̩̝̮͔͙͖̰̱̘̯͈͇̞̝̘̠͚͎̬͚̜̬͖͙̪͉̰̫̫̱̞̹͖̻͇͚̥̤̯̹̣̙̣̫͈̦̟̣̲͕̼̠͉̟̲̖̦̩͙̾̀̅͑̅̋̓̃̈́͋͊͋̃̓͌͛̔̔́̒͛͛͛͆͑͒̿̓̃́̽̀̒̿͋͛̈́̇̆͊͒̾̈́̐̑̌̀̅̾͗̔̒́͆͛͂͋̀̏̀̃̃͆̎̓̓͆̐͐̈̎̈̎̅͑͊̇͑̔͒͐͐̓̃̿̉̍̅̓̒͂͑͛́̆̔̍̿̈́͂̈́̇̿͂̑͑͒̋̂̈̈́́̋̈́́́̚̕͘̚͘̕͘͘͝͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅș̴̡̡̢̛̪̯͔̳̭͓̞͇̟̱̭̠̫̙̞͎̯̳̞͎̼̺̩͈͓̰̥̼͎̓̍̒̓͌̄̇͋͒̊̈͆̓̌̇͋͒͆̌͌̈́͗̅̔̐̑̋̈́̈́̌̿͌̋̀̌̔̌̐̈́͂̑͑̓̄́̋̄͊̓̏̄̔̇̓͐̾̀͑̉̍͒̂̅̍̍̋̋̑̽̑̈͑̈́͗̏̆̉́̽͆́́̃̆̓̓̚͘͘͘͘̚̕̕͘͘̕͠͠͝͝͝͠

[iheareverythingactually]

Go ahead, take a seat for me please 😇😇

( When he sat down, it was whoopee cushion. No pie. )

[ @alesbianslipperyslope ]

They won't find your body.

[iheareverythingactually]

Someone took my headset and replaced it with a slightly shittier headset? Who did this.

[greatest-of-the-greek]

my headphones broke

[iheareverythingactually]

I can't believe you'd do something like this. So horrible.